Advice

Psychic Dream Astrology: Oct 8-14, 2014

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Mercury is still retrograde and there’s a lunar eclipse on the 8th. Expect high intensity! It’s time to change or be changed, folks.

ARIES

March 21-April 19

Don’t overcompensate for your intense feelings by acting defensively, Aries. If you feel wicked emotional that’s because of the serious Lunar eclipse in your sign; be brave enough to confront your emotions, not other people, or to explain away what you feel. Clarity will come through your heart, not your head this week.

TAURUS

April 20-May 20

You’ve got to take a leap, Taurus. There is no path that is safe from risk, and no matter what you do, you will incur consequences. Instead of obsessing on details, ask yourself what the most wonderful gamble would be for you to take- and then take it! You’re on the verge of something great this week.

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

You’re overwhelmed and you need to call your limits, Gemini. You may feel like you’re running out of time and you have to do it all right now, but the truth is if you screw things up because you’re half cocked, then you’ll really have wasted your time. Prioritize and take things step by step this week.

CANCER

June 22-July 22

If you look outside of yourself for answers you will continue to have this awful anxiety, Moonchild. The lunar eclipse on the 8th may feel like it’s breaking your brain, but it’s really trying to set you free. Be true to yourself above your fears and honor your heart above your head. Be brave and heartfelt this week.

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

With the lunar eclipse on the 8th you will have some very real relationship issues to contend with, Leo. Flush out your intentions before you confront people to make the best of this momentous energy. Be honest about what’s driving you because you’re in a great place to transform dynamics that aren’t working.

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Do not force your will on others or get so attached to your vision of how you think things should be that you cannot see the beauty in what is. Your ego runs the risk of getting in your way, Virgo, so be on the lookout. Being too rational and reasonable can be a fancy way of not accepting where you’re at, pal.

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

If you’re not scared you’re not paying attention. This week your greatest desires are demanding to be felt, and the drive to have what you really-super want is as terrifying as it is exciting. Take a steady approach to what you feel destabilized about and tackle your fears en route to your dreams.

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

You aren’t meant to take on other people’s energies, even though you are so very good at it. There’s helluv crazy vibes out there, and if you’re not careful you’ll feel like you’re drowning in them. If you feel off, make sure it’s for a good reason. You may need to take a time-out from people to get grounded this week.

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Embrace your vulnerabilities, Sag. There are so many high emotions racing around you (some your own, some belonging to others) that it would be easy to become reactive and make a big deal of minor malfunctions. Let things play out and don’t act on every feeling you have this week.

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

You just have to choose to be happy, Cappy; that’s it. It doesn’t matter if you have to break up with your date, cash in your 401K, or eat your cat’s organic Meow Mix, it’s your time to finally stop indulging in dancing with the Devil you know. Let go of what’s not working for you, even if it’s terrifying.

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

It’s not important whose fault it is, Aquarius. Seriously. All you need to worry about is what you’re going to do with the status quo. Things have changed and it’s on you to adjust to them; don’t blame others for being where they’re at. Go with the flow instead of lamenting how it used to be, or how you think it should be now.

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

Make no mistake, Pisces, everything that’s going on for you is a beckoning from the Universe to step up and be the person you want to be. You’re not being challenged, you’re being given opportunities. Know that your accomplishments are not luck- they’re a validation of your awesomeness. Take it all in.

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Psychic Dream Astrology: Oct 1-6, 2014

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Oct. 1-7, 2014

Mercury goes retrograde Oct. 4-25. Don’t take it personally when miscommunications occur, and triple-check things on your end, friends.

ARIES

March 21-April 19

You don’t need to know how you’re going to get it done, but you do need to commit to trying. This week will test your resolve to make good on some changes you’re trying to execute, Aries. Set yourself up for success by putting yourself into situations you can handle, even if that means moving slower than you’d prefer.

TAURUS

April 20-May 20

You may find yourself pulled by the lure of the brightest and shiniest thing, instead of what you believe would make you most happy. Choose wisely, Taurus! When opportunity tests your values is when your true colors come out; do what’s right, and not just what’s convenient right now.

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

This week you’ve got to be willing to step forward and do what’s right, Twin Star. You are changing and you have your sights set on much brighter horizons (hazzah!), but if you keep on acting like the same, small old you, how will the world know it? Step up and be the person you want to become.

CANCER

June 22-July 22

Everything is moving slowly and it’s a test of your patience and an opportunity to grow deeper roots. Let go of what’s not working for you, Moonchild, because you’re going someplace new and you don’t want your old crap polluting the pool of your new awesomeness. Slow and steady wins this race.

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

The shit that isn’t working is here for a reason, Leo. Don’t get so attached to your idea about how life ‘should’ be that you ignore what is. If you stop trying to control things and go with the flow, things will be much easier for you this week. Try really hard to stop trying so hard, my friend.

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

You don’t need to fix stuff this week, even if you feel uncomfortable. When things aren’t secure there’s often a reason for that, so ask yourself how you got here, because it wasn’t by accident, Virgo. Retrace your steps so you can see where you need to pick up and reroute your progress.

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Your relationships are in a great place, but are you in the right position within them? In your efforts to be diplomatic you may find that you’re not always totally being yourself, and it’s hard to have meaningful intimacies with people if you’re not totally there. Show up with all your ugly bits this week.

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Fear of failure will stop you in your tracks and mess with your beautiful head if you let it. Instead of looping through a mental obstacle course of what-ifs, be proactive, Scorpio. You are capable and strong; all you’re missing is belief in yourself and a bit of patience. It’s better to try and fail than sit around worrying about it, pal.

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Move slowly enough to take your vulnerabilities with you, Sag. It’s easy enough to have an inspired vision for what you want, but the hard part is being emotionally rooted enough to receive it. Get right with yourself before you put yourself out there this week, so when you do, you can take in what’s coming your way.

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Your job is to receive the love being offered to you, Capricorn. Let it light up the parts inside of you that you’re all too used to keeping in the dark. This week the stars are trying to get you to (for reals) let happiness, love, and success in. Stop working so hard to get it and absorb what you’ve already got.

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

There’s no reason for you to feel bad about where you’re at, Aquarius. You’re not in control of what’s coming your way, but you can take responsibility for how you respond. Be willing to learn from your past and you’ll be able to see that this is just part of your process when it comes to big transitions.

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

Go forth slowly, my friend. Everything thing is awesome in your life but I fear that you somehow missed that memo. Take a breather and consider all that you have to be grateful for. Don’t just think about it; really feel good about what you’ve got going for you. Gratitude is a fear-buster, Pisces.

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Psychic Dream Astrology: Sept. 24 – 30, 2014

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September 24-30, 2014

ARIES

March 21-April 19

Asking for help is healthy and we all need to do it sometimes. This week, however, the stuff that’s plaguing you is yours to deal with, Aries. Your attitudes shape your thoughts, which affects everything you do. Take responsibility for the way you’re processing things, and if you don’t like what you see, change it.

TAURUS

April 20-May 20

Start listening to your gut instincts and stop making things more complicated than they need to be. Instead of figuring things out so you can ‘fix’ them, try feeling into them instead. Your intuition is strong, but you have to be willing to listen to it, Taurus. Receive the wisdom within you this week.

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

You’ve got to stand up and speak out for what you believe in, Gemini. Whether you’re dealing with a situation or struggling against your own limiting beliefs, this week you may find yourself pitted against something you once believed in, but just isn’t right for you anymore. Don’t resist change; embrace it.

CANCER

June 22-July 22

Instead of struggling against obstacles, look for what lessons they’re trying to teach you, Cancer. Your life is progressing exactly as it should be, even if you have helluv crap to deal with. Don’t self-sabotage just because things are turning out differently than you expected. Look for the opportunities in your current situation.

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

Your heart is a huge and powerful thing, Leo, but its yearnings can derail you from your goals if you let it. Stay true to your ambitions, even if there are upsets along the way this week. Life is not meant to be perfect, and it’s not your problems that define you, it’s how you deal with them.

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

If you do what needs to get done without kindness or compassion you’re not gonna be happy- even if you’re ‘successful’. The stars are challenging you to do the right thing, and to do it in the way that’s right for you. Don’t look outside of yourself for answers, because they’re not there. Listen to your own damn heart, Virgo.

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Don’t try to avoid mistakes, Libra. You can’t know how things are going to turn out, and it’d be idealistic to imagine that everything’s going to be perfect. In order to succeed you must risk failure. Your fears are compelling, but they are not divine. Believe in what you want, and take concrete steps to make it happen.

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Be the fierce powerhouse that you are, Scorpio. It’s time to clear out all the sludge that’s clogging up your emotional pipes, ’cause it’s screwing with your overall flow. To clean up your head (and your vibes), unplug from other people and social media for 24hrs this week. It’ll make you feel better, I promise.

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Instead of hiding from your own fire you need to step it up, Sag. People or situations may try to block you, but don’t let that throw you off course. You are being tested in your ability to be true to your vision, even when the going gets rough. Deal with your butthurt feelings so they don’t sabotage you this week.

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Why do you insist on being your own biggest enemy, Capricorn? You’re a force to be reckoned with but instead of trusting yourself, you’re standing in a corner, with your back to the room fighting internally over the details. Quit it! Align with your big picture intentions and do what you came here to do.

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

You don’t need to know the answer or to be able to see what the future will bring. All you need is balls, Aquarius. Show bravery in the face of your fears, because if you act (or avoid acting) out of apprehension, you’ll miss out on a grand opportunity. Invest in your dreams even when you don’t have assurances, and you’ll be richly rewarded.

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

Happiness is not a static destination; it’s a choice, and one that is often hard won. The stars are inviting you to prioritize the actions that make you feel good, Pisces. I’m not talking about quick-fix fun stuff; pursue a belly deep, high-quality, meaningful YES this week. You deserve it.

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Mezcal: Mexico In a Bottle fest sets high bar for mezcal lovers

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When it comes to tasting mezcal, the experts have some generally accepted rules. Chief among them is that “you should never taste more than four together,” cautioned Oaxaca’s Graciela Carreño of Mezcal Real Minero at the Mezcal: Mexico In a Bottle event, held at Public Works, Sept. 14. It’s usually good advice: With the spirit’s alcohol content regularly topping 50 percent ABV, and its flavor components so nuanced yet so varied from one bottle to the next, it can be hard to distinguish mezcal’s finer points when your tastebuds are aflame with intense spice, smoke, and minerality.

But when you’re staring down nearly 20 of the world’s absolute best mezcal brands in one room, each of which has at least three or four different offerings on hand (if not plenty more), heeding that first caveat is a patent impossibility.

Events like Mexico In a Bottle are not everyday happenings in the US, so for mezcal aficionados and fans, this was something of a paradise. It wasn’t until the next day that I could even hazard a guess as to how many different mezcals I tasted over the course of those four hours, but it’s somewhere in the neighborhood of 40. I, naturally, was not the only one on such a course.

At a table helmed by Arik Torren of Fidencio Mezcal and Esteban Morales, who was properly introducing La Venenosa Raicilla to the US for the first time that night, there were no fewer than 13 expressions to taste — from basic espadín to pechuga distilled with fruits and raw chicken breast to wild-grown madrecuixe to single-distilled Jaliscan raicilla that started off with an almost cheese-like scent before moving into sweeter flavors. All of them were sublime.

Another bit of advice? Mezcal should be “kissed,” rather than drank, but when one considers the blood, sweat, and centuries of callouses that mark these magical hand-made elixirs’ travels from Mexican hillsides to our mouths in a club off of Mission Street, spitting or pouring out your leftovers seems at least guilt-inducing, if not downright shameful. You can see where this is going: No matter how little you kiss, there’s a good chance you leave feeling pretty fucked up.

That wasn’t, of course, the first order of business. It was to simply explore the plentitude of offerings — the explosively tasty spirits from relative newcomers like Mezcal Tosba, La Niña Del Mezcal, and El Jolgorio to the more widely distributed Del Maguey and Mezcal Vago brands. Local restaurants such as Sabrosa, Tamarindo, Loló, and La Urbana also created special mezcal-based cocktails for the celebration, and paired them with small bites.

Upstairs, Max Garrone (who, along with his Mezcalistas.com co-author, Susan Coss, organized the event) hosted a panel discussion with Morales and Wahaka Mezcal’s Raza Zaidi on the history and culture of the spirit, and others like Carreño, Montelobos creator Iván Saldaña, and writer John McEvoy (aka the Mezcal PhD) walked guests through guided tastings. As the evening progressed, and more folks willfully discarded any recommendations of restraint, those informative tastings became less and less formal, to the point where the crowds’ attention was even a little hard to corral — which made for even livelier and more interactive samplings.

Of course, one of the most exciting elements of an event like this is getting your lips on super-unique bottlings heretofore unknown and unavailable in the US. Along with La Venenosa’s debut, Wahaka also premiered its soon-to-be-released line of vegan pechuga mezcals, which involves placing a bag of herbs (Espadín Botaniko) or heirloom apples (Espadín Manzanita) in the still during the spirit’s second distillation.

Mexico City’s Erick Rodriguez, who is known as the Indiana Jones of Mezcal, because of his extreme forays out into the mountains and pueblos in search of the rarest of the rare, also presented a few gems that he sourced for the Oaxaca-based brand/tasting room Mezcaloteca, along with some from his own Almamezcalera line. Due to their extremely small runs and primitive production methods — which can include wild-harvesting and hand-mashing the agave, and fermenting it in leather sacks or hollowed-out tree trunks — many of the mezcals he finds will forever remain in the collectors-only realm, but damn, they’ve got character.

While pondering the larger issues surrounding this oft-misunderstood and mistreated spirit was a big part of why people came to Mezcal: Mexico In a Bottle, it was also, of course, to celebrate its legacy, its cultural importance, and its vibrancy. Mezcal has inspired a cult-like following that only seems to be growing, and while it may be at a crossroads in terms of its sustainability, it’s clearly got a huge support network that has spread well beyond the borders of Oaxaca to points all around the world– one of the biggest of which is, without a doubt, San Francisco. As some of the brand reps echoed during one panel, with an increase in consumer awareness like we’re seeing, there is hope for mezcal despite its current socio-economic challenges. And events like this one can only help.

Head First: On “dysfunction,” freaking out, and my huge, THC-fueled orgasms

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I have very little experience with marijuana — mostly because I’m from a small, East Coast town where such a substance is referred to as “the Devil’s lettuce.”  So when Mathew Gerson, founder and inventor of the THC lube, Foria, offered me the opportunity to test out his new product, I was intrigued. 

Foria is supposed to enhance female sexual pleasure. I’ve personally never had issues with orgasms (I can hump a chair and come), but I was interested to see how some oil could make them feel even better. So I decided to try it.

Foria is THC and coconut oil mixed together. The THC functions as an aphrodisiac that relaxes you, and the coconut oil smells nice and helps to keep the PH balanced in your vagina. On Foria’s website, the product is advertised as an “all-natural plant-based medicinal.” When I asked Gerson about what inspired him to create Foria, he said that 49 percent of women in American culture report some kind of sexual disorder, and he wanted to lend a hand (or two fingers, if you will).

There aren’t sufficient facts to prove that female sexual displeasure is a physical malady, even though medical companies have been trying to sell women bullshit medication for decades (see the documentary Orgasm Inc. for the details on that heinous scheme). I think that if women have problems with arousal, the dysfunction lies in the failings of society (i.e. “pussy pounding” in mainstream porn, religious slut-shaming, etc.) and not in their physical bodies.

When I questioned Gerson on the terminology, he said: “I’m not a scientist or a physician. I use [dysfunction] hesitantly. It’s more about dissatisfaction,” said Gerson. “[The word] ‘dissatisfaction’ feels better because it’s more addressable directly, without medical intervention. If you’re dissatisfied, you feel more empowered to do something about it, but if you’ve got a dysfunction, then you feel like you have to go see an expert.”

So the language is sticky. It’s a new company. He’s a nice enough guy. I decided to let it slide… into my crotch.

The first time I tried Foria, I followed the directions to a T. I spread eagled on my bed, applied the smallest suggested dose (four sprays), massaged the Foria into my crotch, and waited 30 minutes for the THC to soak in. Then, I masturbated for 20 whole minutes and… nothing happened. Well, nothing different than usual, anyway.

The second time I tried it, I used six sprays, then masturbated for 20 minutes and… nothing happened. I even squirted four spritzes into my mouth to see if it would take the edge off. I didn’t feel any different and didn’t orgasm any harder. 

I sent Gerson a text to tell him that the Foria bottle was faulty, to which he replied: “Expectations create residual stress in the body that actually inhibit plant medicine from doing its thing.” 

So if I was thinking or worrying too much about orgasm, then Foria would have no effect? Isn’t this product for women who are worried about or can’t have orgasms? 

I was convinced the bottle was shoddy. So in my confident bout of ignorance, I sprayed the highest dose of Foria (8 sprays) into my mouth, convinced it would have no effect.

Let me take a moment to offer you some advice: If you’re a small town chick with little to no experience with drugs of any kind, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES  spray 16 mg of THC into your mouth when you’re alone in your house on a Tuesday afternoon. 

Why? 

Because you will panic and call your ex-girlfriend who you haven’t spoken to in years and she won’t be in the mood to walk you through a bad high. You will open all of the drawers and cabinets in your house and trip over them in your daze. You will try to eat fruit salad, but because you’re so high, the watermelon will taste like rubbing alcohol. You will freak out and let your brain trick you into thinking you’re having a heart attack (you’re not). And you will keep telling yourself that no one has ever died from pot until you stick your finger down your throat and puke for 10 minutes.

So, yeah, the bottle wasn’t faulty. Hindsight’s a dick, isn’t it? I decided to give the Foria one more go. 

The next night, I sprayed on the oil, waited a whole hour, and then my boyfriend and I had sex. Really, really good sex. And finally… something happened. 

I had a super long orgasm. It lasted around 45 seconds, when usually my orgasms last about 10-15. My boyfriend’s wrist and tongue started cramping. When I finally stopped coming, my abs hurt and I was so out of breath that I told my boyfriend to wait a couple minutes before continuing. So we took a break, and then we did it again. And again. And again. And then I was so tired from having orgasms that I thought I would pass out.

The third try was a charm. 

I believe that all women can have fully functioning orgasmic vaginas with nothing but patience, a loving partner, and a map of the clitoris. But since Foria actually worked for me (eventually) to produce longer orgasms, then I can only imagine how it would help to enhance the sexual experience of someone who can’t come at all. I don’t think that women should permanently rely on a substance to get them off, but I see no reason why Foria can’t be used as a tool to help women begin to connect with their bodies.

Plus, giving people the opportunity to get high off pussy encourages the act of cunnilingus — and Lord knows society needs more practice with that.

Psychic Dream Astrology: September 10 – 16, 2014

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Sept. 10-16, 2014

ARIES

March 21-April 19

The problem with insecurity is that it can spawn all kinds of defensive and aggressive behaviors. Even if you have innocent motives, if you’re defensive it can result in an avalanche of crappy consequences. Don’t let that happen to you! Process your self-protective feelings before you act on them, Aries.

TAURUS

April 20-May 20

The only way out is through it, Taurus. This is an awful week to evade your worries, no matter how gnarly they seem. Communicate, evaluate, and even debate, my friend. You need to better understand what’s going on in your head to figure your way out of the pickle that you’re in. Here’s a hint: the truth will set you free.

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

You’re doing a great job of confronting your fears and laying down the kinds of roots that you want to take hold in your life. Huzzah! Why is it, then, that you have this persistent sadness? You’ve worked hard to get to this place; let yourself mourn the loss of whatever you’re leaving behind so you can move upward and onward, Twin Star.

CANCER

June 22-July 22

True strength is not about being pushy and having all bow to your will (as nice as that may sound). Be strong enough to know your limits, and the boundaries of your situation, Moonchild. Move slowly enough through whatever is important to you, so that you can make the best choices possible.

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

If you’re too exhausted to know whether you’re coming or going, you’re likely to make mountains out of molehills. This week you may find yourself making connections that aren’t true because your thinking is frazzled. There are creative solutions to your problems, if you only calm down and look for them, Leo.

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

You can indulge immediate impulses, or you can go for long-term gains, but it’s likely to take a very different course of action, whichever you choose. Get clear about the why in what you’re doing this week, Virgo. If you align your actions with your intentions you will be happy with your results.

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

This is a great week to better understand what lies beneath your indecision. You’ve been making some real determinations lately and it’s bringing up old worries and fears. Instead of undermining yourself, investigate what you’re so uncomfortable with. Be humble and brave, and you can handle anything, Libra.

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

It’s all about your relationships this week. How do you connect to the people you’re close to? Don’t walk away from problems without advocating for yourself, and please be open to hearing where others are coming from, too, Scorpio. If you want real intimacy you need to be willing to be vulnerable, even if it’s awkward.

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Be the boss, Sag. You need to reorganize yourself this week, and if you wait for someone else to tell you what to do, or how to do it, you’ll fall into trouble. This is not the time to shy away from responsibility. Identify what you want and the clearest path to making it happen so you can set a course to get there, stat.

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Embrace abundance, Capricorn! There’s no productive reason to focus on what you don’t have, because you can multiply your blessings by investing in what is going for you. Look up, literally; notice the sky, look for birds, and generally get inspired by what’s above you, because it’s totally awesome, my friend.

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

If you let your worries get the better of you, you’ll lose perspective and undo the excellent foundations you’ve been building, Aquarius. You need a time-out; take a break, whatever that means for you. Find a way to unplug from other people’s voices, and you’ll find some much-needed rejuvenation, pal.

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

This week will give you lots of opportunities for coping with your old anxieties in new ways (aka, make you super anxious). If you’re going to make assumptions, why not presume things will go well for you? Use the support you’ve worked so hard to build, Pisces. Adjust your attitude and the rest will follow.

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The Breeders barrel on

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LEFT OF THE DIAL The first rule of interviewing former Pixies bassist Kim Deal is that you do not say the word “Pixies” while speaking to Kim Deal.

After it has been made clear to you, multiple times and in no uncertain terms, that you are forbidden from asking her about the iconic rock band she co-founded in 1986, quit, re-joined, and then quit again in 2013, it would be understandable if you were slightly apprehensive about said phone interview — worried, perhaps, that Deal might be cranky or unpleasant regardless of your following the rules, or else that you might suddenly develop a very specific and unfortunate case of Tourette’s that leads to you uncontrollably shouting Frank Black’s name or Pixies album titles into the phone as epithets.

All of this anxiety would be for naught. Kim Deal, 53, is in great spirits when she picks up the phone at home in her native Dayton, Ohio. She’s hilarious, actually. “Hellooo, how are you?” she drawls in an overly perky telemarketer accent of sorts. Then, laughing, before switching into her unmistakable real voice: “Sorry, I don’t know why I’m talking like that.”

If anything, she’s in a bit of a silly mood because she’s been cooped up in rehearsals. It’s about two weeks before she heads out on tour with The Breeders, the band she co-leads with her twin sister Kelley, whose nearly identical voice blends with Kim’s sultry, sharp-edged alto in a way that creates addictively salty-sweet harmonies — and a band whose chart-topping contributions to the Steve Albini era of early ’90s alt-rock are so significant that only co-founding a band like the Pixies, as Kim did, could relegate it to “secondary reason for fame” status.

Anyway: The Breeders have been rehearsing in Deal’s basement, like old times. Getting on each other’s nerves, like old times. Bassist Josephine Wiggs was convinced there was a weird sound coming out of her amp last night when they were practicing. “I swear I can’t hear what she’s hearing,” says Deal, like a stand-up comedian launching into a routine about his wife’s cooking. “It’s an 810 SVT bass amp, so it sounds like a big fucking bass amp. It’s distracting you? Scoot over and you won’t hear it anymore.”

“She’s British, though,” concludes Deal with a sigh.

And how about working with her twin sister day in, day out?

“I love her more than anything in the world, but she was bothering me so much at practice the other day that I took a lamp and put it between us so I didn’t have to look at her while we were playing,” Deal says cheerfully. “Once somebody starts doing something that annoys me I kind of get a red light around them. The lamp has moved around each day as we all [get annoyed at each other]. It’s subtle.”

They might piss each other off from time to time, but if there were any doubts about the place the Breeders still occupy in their fans’ hearts, last year’s wholly sold-out 60-date tour, in honor of the 20th anniversary of the band’s biggest commercial success, Last Splash, should have laid them to rest. (Two nights at The Fillmore last August saw the band playing the entirety of that album – which was recorded in San Francisco, then rode the same angsty wave to national fame Nirvana saw that year, propelled by its most catchy and most delightfully inane song, “Cannonball.” Then they left the stage for 10 minutes before coming back to play the entirety of Pod, the band’s 1990 Kurt Cobain-influencing debut, as an encore. Deal, who had just quit the power play of the Pixies for the second time, was noticeably exuberant as a frontwoman, and seemingly could not stop smiling.)

Still, not counting last year’s 20th anniversary reissue of Last Splash (LSXX), it’s been five years since the Breeders put out new material (though it’s been a much less dramatic break than the seven-year hiatus between Last Splash and Title TK, during which time the band famously imploded in part due to Kelley Deal’s heroin use).

In lieu of new Breeders records, however — and in lieu of, er, bringing up her most recent few years with the Pixies, which, it could be noted, some of us were excited about mostly because of the chance to hear “Gigantic,” which she wrote, which is arguably the best song in the entire decades-spanning Pixies catalog — Deal has quietly issued eight 7-inch singles of solo material since January 2013. It’s something she began doing when she “couldn’t find anybody who could be in a band” with her, she says, especially living in Ohio.

“The industry dropped out of the music,” she says simply. “Musicians need jobs now. There used to be enough money in music that people who played in bands could actually make their rent. Maybe they’d sling weed on the side or do some pizza delivery, but they could hit their rent. Now that’s just not possible. Even bands that people know pretty well, they need real jobs — they design websites, then they go home to their band. Unless you’re [at the star status] where you’re, like, making perfume.”

So she started making music by herself. Though she’s brought in old friends and bandmates to play along (Slint drummer Britt Walford, whom Deal ran into at Steve Albini’s 50th birthday party, makes an appearance), the songs are unmistakably hers. Their moods shift from volatile bass-driven fuzz (“Walking With a Killer”) to cooing sing-song with an almost creepy Velvet Underground edge (“Are You Mine?”).

In an age when we’re used to artists simply throwing up a SoundCloud link and announcing “I have a new single,” she’s done something increasingly rare, as well: She released each song as an old-school single with an A and a B side, a physical product, each with its own album art. Long known for her perfectionism and attention to detail when it comes to gear and a studio’s technical specs, 2013 and 2014 were the years when Deal became entranced by the physical process of distributing music.

“It makes it more real to me,” she explains. “If I just put it out as a download, I feel like I just emailed my sister the song. Nothing even happens, it doesn’t make sense to me — I’m like, ‘Where do I put the title, the song name?'” Plus, since she self-issued Fate to Fatal in 2009, she realized she enjoyed the process of calling around to research manufacturers, assigning ISRC codes (kind of like serial numbers for songs), getting physical mail back when she sent something out.

She has no current plans to compile the tracks into an album, however — for one, each has “really different levels of production.” She feels a little like she’d be ripping people off, since the songs are all out already. And somehow she doesn’t expect “normal people” to be interested in buying these tracks, anyway, though a large portion of the Internet (and the majority of music critics) might disagree with that.

At the moment, though, Deal is in full-band mode. This current Breeders tour came about when Neutral Milk Hotel asked them to join a bill at the Hollywood Bowl; the Breeders structured the rest of the three-week tour around the gig. (In San Francisco, the band will play The Fillmore this Saturday, Sept. 13.) The tour will be a chance to try out new material, though Deal seems a little nervous about that.

“We have about four new songs right now that we can really play, and I’m working on the words for this other song Josephine wrote,” she explains. “She seems so smart, and she’s English, so I can’t just go, like, ‘ooga chooga,'” you know? I want to really say something with it.” Deal’s been reading The Power of Myth, the anthology of conversations between scholar Joseph Campbell and Bill Moyers, and thinking a lot on the hero’s journey. Specifically, what would happen if the hero completely ignored the advice of the gatekeeper/mentor character at the beginning of the arc.

“We’ve been working on this stuff all year, so when [Neutral Milk Hotel] asked us, even though it’s way out there, we thought ‘Hey, let’s give it a shot. And hope to hell nobody records on cell phones,'” she says.

And then there’s the act of traveling together at this stage in the game, with bandmates she’s known for 20-plus years. (After a decade or so of other members, the current lineup is the original Last Splash crew: Wiggs on bass, Jim McPherson on drums, and the inimitable sisters Deal in the center ring on vocals and guitars.)

People can get snippy on tour, says Kim — especially in Florida, “things get weird…but we get along for the most part, no one’s an asshole, that’s important. There’s just really not a rude person in this bunch.”

In the van, especially, you can always put on headphones. And if all else fails, “You get lamped,” she says. “There’s always the lamp.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PghwbxtcJo8

THE BREEDERS

With Kelley Stoltz
9pm, $28.50
The Fillmore
1805 Geary, SF
(415) 346-3000
www.thefillmore.com

A broad abroad

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cheryl@sfbg.com

LIT In her 20s and 30s, Kristin Newman had built an enviable career writing and producing hit shows like That ’70s Show, How I Met Your Mother, and Chuck. But her personal life proved far less satisfying; after breaking up with her first love, she bounced between relationships while watching her friends settle down and spawn. Fortunate to have a job that allowed for months-long vacations between TV seasons, she began pursuing her wanderlust tendencies in earnest — emphasis on the “lust,” since her travels to places like Brazil, Iceland, Israel, and (especially) Argentina often included flings and what she came to call “vacation-ships” with locals and others she met on the road.

Along the way, she did some soul-searching — but fear not, her memoir What I Was Doing While You Were Breeding (Three Rivers Press, 291 pp., $14.99) is hardly a touchy-feely treatise along the lines of Eat, Pray, Love (more on that later). Instead, it’s a raunchy, witty, relatable look back at journeys that helped guide her into the next chapter of her life, at her own speed, with plenty of disasters and stirring moments along the way. I had to meet the woman behind the book, so I called her up in Los Angeles (her current project is upcoming ABC comedy Galavant, which has a fairy-tale theme and was created by Dan Fogelman, who wrote 2010’s Tangled).

SF Bay Guardian What I Was Doing While You Were Breeding is an evocative title. How did you come up with it?

Kristin Newman I thought I’d just write a few funny stories, kind of as writing samples, to get my next sitcom job. All of a sudden, I had 70 pages. It all happened the same month that I met my now-husband, and my stepmother died, and it just kind of poured out of me.

As I sat down to write, I realized [with all these trips and relationships], I wasn’t just biding my time and being silly while waiting for something to start. What I had been doing was actually its own important thing: finding a new way to be happy. My friend, who has a kid by the way, suggested that I call it What I Was Doing While You Were Having Stupid Babies [laughs]. I thought that was going to turn too many people off. So we went with Breeding.

SFBG The title might lead some to believe that you don’t like children, but anyone who reads the book will realize that’s not the case.

KN I always wanted to have kids. But deep into my 30s, I absolutely was not ready yet. Biology kicks in at a certain point, and I felt like I saw so many people around me jumping into things just because of their age, after waiting so long. I knew that I theoretically needed to figure things out, but I just wasn’t feeling it yet. I was always cool with adopting, and I write about freezing my eggs, because I felt like, I can’t let this number dictate what I do. It’s too big of a decision.

SFBG The book is a personal memoir, but it’s also a guidebook of sorts. What’s your travel philosophy?

KN The biggest thing is: Go where the guidebooks don’t tell you to go. Find locals and ask them where their secret places are. Dating a local is a great way to get advice from a local — that’s why I love a vacation romance! If you’re traveling alone, don’t go for the high-end places, even if you can afford them, because that’s not where single people go. It will be all married old people who aren’t going to want to hang out with you. If you’re not 21 and don’t want to hang with the backpackers, shoot for the mid-range.

Always say yes! And then find out how many amazing things happen as a result of accepting invitations to places, or checking out something new that somebody you meet one day suggests. The best things always happen because I say yes to something. Then, it empowers you to do that when you get home, too. Even when I can’t jump on a plane, I take a book and read alone at a restaurant, which I never used to do. I’ll walk into parties alone, or take myself to a museum. I do a lot more things alone in my own town, and that changes everything. You just feel like, “I can handle it!”

SFBG Do comparisons with  Eat Pray Love drive you crazy?

KN I wrote about that book in my book, because I knew that people would compare the two. It doesn’t drive me crazy — that book touched a lot of people, and that’s great. I had a complicated relationship with that book, as I think a lot of people do, dealing with the concept of “misery of the entitled person.” I think that all kinds of people who have entitled, lucky lives can be horribly miserable — look at Robin Williams. So I don’t blame [Elizabeth Gilbert] for her self-created misery, as someone who creates her own misery on a regular basis.

But I wanted to try and take myself a little less seriously, and have a much more comic, self-deprecating approach to the silliness that was my tail-chasing. That was my goal, to have it be fun. Also, by holding off on having sex for most of that book, I feel like she missed out on a really easy way to feel better! [Laughs.] *

KRISTIN NEWMAN

Sept. 20, 1pm, free

Book Passage

51 Tamal Vista, Corte Madera

www.bookpassage.com

 

Psychic Dream Astrology: September 3 – 9, 2014

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September 3-9, 2014

ARIES

March 21-April 19

You can make your vision happen, but if you don’t want your success to be a flash in the pan then you need to get methodological, and fast. The stronger your plan, the better your outcome this week, so get to the drawing board and stay there till you’re satisfied. You’ve got this, so make it work, Aries..

TAURUS

April 20-May 20

Make peace with your existential existence, and even go so far as to embrace your relationship with yourself this week. You can’t control your circumstances or other people, but you can commit to shaping your relationship to those things in the way that’s right for you. Introspect with respect for what you are, Taurus.

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

Holy smokes, Gemini, you are well on your way! For an exciting change of pace your biggest problem this week is in pacing; you want to go fast, and your life wants you to slow down, or visa versa. Trust in the momentous changes that you’re building towards, and stay open to good things happening.

CANCER

June 22-July 22

You’ve taken on too much and it’s finally catching up with you, Cancer. Until you clean up your insides your life won’t feel tidy, no matter how ordered you make it. Now is the time to prioritize inner calm. It may seem like a distraction from what needs to get done, but it’ll speed things up in the long run, I promise.

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

Ignoring the very real stresses that are hounding you is a weak strategy, Leo; everywhere you go, there you are. Confront the things that are making you unhappy, because they won’t go away on their own. It’ll create more room for you focus on what makes you happy, and multiply to your good fortunes.

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

You need to cultivate greater discretion, Virgo, because the way you’re handling things is stressing you out more than it’s helping. No matter what you choose, you’re going to have to let go of something. Refer to yourself (instead of everyone else) in order to figure out what a cost effective choice looks like.

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

This week you’re invited to make eye contact with your fears and be brave enough to stare them down. Don’t let other people’s opinions stop you from creating the life you want to be living. If you’re gonna do you, be fierce about it, Libra. Free yourself from the tyranny of ‘what-if’s’.

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

You are so talented, Scorpio, that you can imagine consequences and drive yourself crazy. With only your imagination! This week you need to trust yourself. When you make decisions you incur consequences, and there’s no way around it. Make a call and follow through, putting your worries to the side for another day.

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Things need to move slower than you’re comfortable with, Sag, but that doesn’t mean that they’re going in the wrong direction. Investigate your relationship to anxiety and impatience this week, so you don’t create drama where there need only be nervous excitement. Take the time to do things right.

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

It’s all about the people in your life, and how you choose to be with them, Capricorn. Your relationships are changing and before you decide whether that’s a “bad” or “good” thing, you need to take a step back. Evaluate your perspective based on how you feel instead of how you think you should feel this week.

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

There are some things that you can’t think your way out of, Aquarius. You got yourself into this mess and the way out is to get up and move. Stop prospecting and processing and try something new, my friend. Be willing to make some mistakes if that’s what it takes to get to a whole new vista in your life.

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

It’s important that you keep making strides towards change, Pisces, but you need to check back in with yourself as you do. Inspiration without methodology limits how far you’ll get. Take a timeout this week and check in with your progress, making whatever changes you figure out that you need.

Want more in-depth, intuitive or astrological advice from Jessica? Schedule a one-on-one reading that can be done in person or by phone. Visit www.lovelanyadoo.com

 

Tom’s legacy

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steve@sfbg.com

At a moment when San Francisco politics has slid toward the slippery center — when one-time progressives align with business elites, the political rhetoric seems hollow, and the vaunted value of “civility” in City Hall increasingly looks more like a deceptive power grab by the Mayor’s Office — it feels so refreshing to talk with Tom Ammiano.

For one thing, he’s hilarious, always quick with quips that are not only funny, but often funny in insightful ways that distill complex issues down to their essence, delivered with his distinctive nasally honk and lightning timing. Ammiano developed as a stand-up comedian and political leader simultaneously, and the two professional sides feed off each other, alternatively manifesting in disarming mirth or penetrating bite.

But his humor isn’t the main reason why Ammiano — a 72-year-old state legislator, two-time mayoral candidate, and former supervisor and school board member — has become such a beloved figure on the left of state and local politics, or why so many progressives are sad to see him leaving the California Assembly and elected office this year for the first time since 1990.

No, perhaps the biggest reason why public esteem for Ammiano has been strong and rising — particularly among progressives, but also among those of all ideological stripes who decry the closed-door dealmaking that dominates City Hall and the State Capitol these days — is his political integrity and courage. Everyone knows where Tom Ammiano will stand on almost any issue: with the powerless over the powerful.

“Don’t make it about yourself, make it about what you believe in,” Ammiano told us, describing his approach to politics and his advice to up-and-coming politicians.

Ammiano’s positions derive from his progressive political values, which were informed by his working class upbringing, first-hand observations of the limits of American militarism, publicly coming out as a gay teacher at time when that was a risky decision, standing with immigrants and women at important political moments, and steadily enduring well-funded attacks as he created some of San Francisco’s most defining and enduring political reforms, from domestic partner benefits and key political reforms to universal health care.

“He has been able to remain true to his values and principles of the progressive movement while making significant legislative accomplishments happen on a number of fronts,” Sup. David Campos, who replaced Ammiano on the Board of Supervisors and is now his chosen successor in the California Assembly, told the Guardian. “I don’t know that we’ve fully understood the scope of his influence. He has influenced the city more than most San Francisco mayors have.”

So, as we enter the traditional start of fall election season — with its strangely uncontested supervisorial races and only a few significant ballot measures, thanks to insider political manipulations — the Guardian spent some time with Ammiano in San Francisco and in Sacramento, talking about his life and legacy and what can be done to revive the city’s progressive spirit.

 

 

LIFE OF THE CAPITOL

Aug. 20 was a pretty typical day in the State Capitol, perhaps a bit more relaxed than usual given that most of the agenda was concurrence votes by the full Senate and Assembly on bills they had already approved once before being amended by the other house.

Still, lobbyists packed the hall outside the Assembly Chambers, hoping to exert some last minute influence before the legislative session ended (most don’t bother with Ammiano, whose name is on a short list, posted in the hall by the Assembly Sergeant-at-Arms, of legislators who don’t accept business cards from lobbyists).

One of the bills up for approval that day was Ammiano’s Assembly Bill 2344, the Modern Family Act, which in many ways signals how far California has come since the mid-’70s, when Ammiano was an openly gay schoolteacher and progressive political activist working with then-Sup. Harvey Milk to defeat the homophobic Briggs Initiative.

The Modern Family Act updates and clarifies the laws governing same-sex married couples and domestic partners who adopt children or use surrogates, standardizing the rights and responsibilities of all parties involved. “With a few simple changes, we can help families thrive without needless legal battles or expensive court actions,” Ammiano said in a press statement publicizing the bill.

Ammiano arrived in his office around 10am, an hour before the session began, carrying a large plaque commending him for his legislative service, given to outgoing legislators during a breakfast program. “Something else I don’t need,” Ammiano said, setting the plaque down on a table in his wood-paneled office. “I wonder if there’s a black market for this shit.”

Before going over the day’s legislative agenda, Ammiano chatted with his Press Secretary Carlos Alcala about an editorial in that morning’s San Francisco Chronicle, “Abuse of disabled-parking program demands legislators act,” which criticized Ammiano for seeking minor changes in a city plan to start charging for disabled placards before he would sponsor legislation to implement it. The editorial even snidely linked Ammiano to disgraced Sen. Leland Yee, who is suspended and has nothing to do with the issue.

“I’ve had these tussles with the Chronicle from day one. They just want people to be angry with me,” Ammiano told us. “You stand up for anything progressive and they treat you like a piñata.”

He thought the criticism was ridiculous — telling Alcala, “If we do a response letter, using the words puerile and immature would be good” — and that it has as much to do with denigrating Ammiano, and thus Campos and other progressives, as the issue at hand.

“Anything that gets people mad at me hurts him,” Ammiano told us.

But it’s awfully hard to be mad at Tom Ammiano. Even those on the opposite side of the political fence from him and who clash with him on the issues or who have been subjected to his caustic barbs grudgingly admit a respect and admiration for Ammiano, even Lt. Gov. Gavin Newsom, who told the Guardian as much when we ran into him on the streets of Sacramento later that day.

Ammiano says he rarely gets rattled by his critics, or even the handful of death threats that he’s received over the years, including the one that led the San Francisco Police Department to place a protective detail on him during the 1999 mayor’s race.

“You are buoyed by what you do, and that compensates for other feelings you have,” Ammiano said of safety concerns.

Finally ready to prepare for the day’s business, he shouts for his aides in the other room (“the New York intercom,” he quips). The first question is whether he’s going to support a bill sponsored by PG&E’s union to increase incentives for geothermal projects in the state, a jobs bill that most environmental groups opposed.

“That is a terrible bill, it’s total shit, and I’m not going to support it,” Ammiano tells his aide. “It’s a scam.”

As Ammiano continued to prepare for the day’s session, we headed down to the Assembly floor to get ready to cover the action, escorted by Alcala. We asked what he planned to do after Ammiano leaves Sacramento, and Alcala told us that he’ll look at working for another legislator, “but there would probably be a lot more compromises.”

 

 

SPARKING CHANGE

Compromises are part of politics, but Ammiano has shown that the best legislative deals come without compromising one’s political principles. Indeed, some of his most significant accomplishments have involved sticking to his guns and quietly waiting out his critics.

For all the brassy charm of this big personality — who else could publicly confront then-Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger at a Democratic Party fundraiser in 2009 and tell him to “kiss my gay ass!” — Ammiano has usually done the work in a way that wasn’t showy or self-centered.

By championing the reinstatement of district supervisorial elections and waging an improbable but electrifying write-in campaign for mayor in 1999 (finishing second before losing to incumbent Willie Brown in the runoff election), Ammiano set the stage for progressives to finally win control of the Board of Supervisors in 2000 and keep it for the next eight years, forming an effective counterbalance to Gavin Newsom’s pro-business mayoralty.

“I just did it through intuition,” Ammiano said of his 1999 mayoral run, when he jumped into the race just two weeks before election day. “There was a lot of electricity.”

After he made the runoff, Brown and his allies worked aggressively to keep power, leaning on potential Ammiano supporters, calling on then-President Bill Clinton to campaign for Brown, and even having Jesse Jackson call Ammiano late one night asking him to drop out.

“That’s when we realized Willie really felt threatened by us,” Ammiano said, a fear that was well-founded given that Ammiano’s loss in the runoff election led directly into a slate of progressives elected to the Board of Supervisors the next year. “It was a pyrrhic victory for him because then the board changed.”

But Ammiano didn’t seize the spotlight in those heady years that followed, which often shone on the younger political upstarts in the progressive movement — particularly Chris Daly, Matt Gonzalez, and Aaron Peskin — who were more willing to aggressively wage rhetorical war against Newsom and his downtown constituents.

By the time the 2003 mayor’s race came, Ammiano’s mayoral campaign became eclipsed by Gonzalez jumping into the race at the last minute, a Green Party candidate whose outsider credentials contrasted sharply with Newsom’s insider inevitability, coming within 5 percentage points of winning.

“I just bounced back and we did a lot of good shit after that,” Ammiano said, noting how district elections were conducive to his approach to politics. “It helped the way I wanted to govern, with the focus on the neighborhoods instead of the boys downtown.”

Perhaps Ammiano’s greatest legislative victory as a supervisor was his Health Care Security Ordinance, which required employers in San Francisco to provide health coverage for their employees and created the Healthy San Francisco program to help deliver affordable care to all San Franciscans.

The business community went ballistic when Ammiano proposed the measure in 2006, waging an aggressive lobbying and legal campaign to thwart the ordinance. But Ammiano just quietly took the heat, refused to compromise, and steadily lined up support from labor, public health officials, and other groups that were key to its passage.

“Maybe the early days of being a pinata inured me,” Ammiano said of his ability to withstand the onslaught from the business community for so long, recalling that in his 1999 school board race, “I really became a pinata. I got it in the morning from the Chronicle and in the afternoon from the Examiner.”

Ammiano kept Newsom apprised of his intentions and resolve, resisting entreaties to water down the legislation. “I kept talking to him and I told him I was going to do it,” Ammiano said. “Eventually, we got a 11 to zip vote and Newsom couldn’t do anything about it. That was a great journey.”

In the end, Newsom not only supported the measure, but he tried to claim Ammiano’s victory as his own, citing the vague promise he had made in his 2007 State of the City speech to try to provide universal health care in the city and his willingness to fund the program in his 2007-08 budget.

But Ammiano was happy with the policy victory and didn’t quibble publicly with Newsom about credit. “I picked my battles,” Ammiano said, contrasting his approach to Newsom with that of his more fiery progressive colleagues. “I tried to go after him on policy, not personality.”

Ammiano isn’t happy with the political turn that San Francisco has taken since he headed to Sacramento, with the pro-business, fiscally conservative faction of the city controlling the Mayor’s Office and exerting a big influence on the Board of Supervisors. But San Francisco’s elder statesman takes the long view. “Today, the board has a moderate trajectory that can be annoying, but I think it’s temporary,” Ammiano said. “These things are cyclical.”

He acknowledges that things can seem to a little bleak to progressives right now: “They’re feeling somewhat marginalized, but I don’t think it’s going to stay that way.”

 

FLOOR SHOW

Back on the Assembly floor, Ammiano was working the room, hamming it up with legislative colleagues and being the first of many legislators to rub elbows and get photos taken with visiting celebrities Carl Weathers, Daniel Stern, and Ron Perlman, who were there to support film-credit legislation

“Ron Perlman, wow, Sons of Anarchy,” Ammiano told us afterward, relating his conversation with Perlman. “I said, ‘They killed you, but you live on Netflix.’ I told him I was big fan. Even the progressives come here for the tax breaks.”

When Little Hoover Commission Chair Pedro Nava, who used to represent Santa Barbara in the Assembly, stopped to pose with Ammiano for the Guardian’s photographer, the famously liberal Ammiano quipped, “You’ll get him in trouble in Santa Barbara. Drill, baby, drill!”

Ammiano chairs the Assembly Public Safety Committee, where he has successfully pushed prison reform legislation and helped derail the worst tough-on-crime bills pushed by conservatives. “We have a lot of fun, and we get a chance to talk about all these bills that come before us,” Bob Wieckowski (D-Fremont), who chairs the Judiciary Committee, told the Guardian when asked about Ammiano. “You can see how these bad bills get less bad.”

Ammiano gave a short speech when his Modern Family Act came up for a vote, noting that it “simplifies the law around these procedures,” before the Assembly voted 57-2 to send it to the governor’s desk, where he has until Sept. 30 to act on it. “I think he’ll sign it,” Ammiano told the Guardian, “even though it’s about reproduction and naughty bits.”

“He’s a hoot,” Assemblymember Reggie Jones-Sawyer (D-Los Angeles) said of Ammiano, whose desk is right behind his own. Jones-Sawyer said that he’d love to see Ammiano run for mayor of San Francisco, “but he’s waiting for a groundswell of support. Hopefully the progressives come together.”

Jones-Sawyer said Ammiano plays an important role as the conscience of a Legislature that too often caters to established interests.

“There’s liberal, progressive, socialist, communist, and then there’s Tom,” Jones said. “As far left as you can go, there’s Tom, and that’s what we’re going to miss.”

Yet despite that strong progressive reputation, Ammiano has also been an amazingly effective legislator (something that might surprise those supporting the campaign of David Chiu, which has repeatedly claimed that ideological progressives like Ammiano and Campos can’t “get things done” in Sacramento).

Last year, Ammiano got 13 bills through the Legislature — including three hugely controversial ones: the TRUST Act, which curbs local cooperation with federal immigration holds; the Domestic Workers Bill of Rights; and a bill protecting transgender student rights in schools, which was savaged by conservative religious groups — all of which were signed into law by Gov. Jerry Brown.

“A lot of it is personal relationships, some is timing, and some is just sticking to it,” Ammiano said of effectiveness.

Some of his legislative accomplishments have required multiyear efforts, such as the Domestic Workers Bill of Rights, which was vetoed in 2012 before being signed into law last year with only a few significant changes (see “Do we care?” 3/26/13).

“Tom Ammiano was so incredible to work with,” Katie Joaquin, campaign coordinator for the California Domestic Workers Coalition, for whom the bill had long been a top priority, told the Guardian.

The large grassroots coalition backing the bill insisted on being a part of the decision-making as it evolved, which is not always easy to do in the fast-paced Capitol. But Joaquin said Ammiano’s history of working with grassroots activists made him the perfect fit for the consensus-based coalition.

“That’s difficult to do in the legislative process, and working with Tom and his office made that possible,” Joaquin told us. “He wanted to make sure we had active participation in the field from a variety of people who were affected by this.”

When the bill was vetoed by Gov. Brown, who cited paternalistic concerns that better pay and working conditions could translate into fewer jobs for immigrant women who serve as domestic workers, Joaquin said Ammiano was as disappointed as the activists, but he didn’t give up.

“It was really hard. I genuinely felt Tom’s frustration. He was going through the same emotions we were, and it was great that he wanted to go through that with us again,” Joaquin told us. “Sometimes, your allies can get fatigued with the long struggles, but Tom maintained his resolve and kept us going.”

And after it was over, Ammiano even organized the victory party for the coalition and celebrated the key role that activists and their organizing played in making California only the second state in the nation (after New York) to extend basic wage, hour, and working condition protections to nannies, maids, and other domestic workers excluded under federal law.

“He has a great sense of style,” Joaquin said of Ammiano, “and that emanates in how he carries himself.”

 

 

COMING OUT

Ammiano came to San Francisco in 1964, obtaining a master’s degree in special education from San Francisco State University and then going on to teach at Hawthorne Elementary (now known as Cesar Chavez Elementary). He quickly gained an appreciation for the complex array of issues facing the city, which would inform the evolution of his progressive worldview.

“In teaching itself, there were a lot of social justice issues,” Ammiano said. For example, most native Spanish-speakers at the time were simply dumped into special education classes because there wasn’t yet bilingual education in San Francisco schools. “So I turned to the community for help.”

The relationships that he developed in the immigrant community would later help as he worked on declaring San Francisco a sanctuary city as waves of Central American immigrants fled to California to escape US-sponsored proxy wars.

Growing up a Catholic working class kid in New Jersey, Ammiano was no hippie. But he was struck by the brewing war in Vietnam strongly enough that he volunteered to teach there through a Quaker program, International Volunteer Service, working in Saigon from 1966-68 and coming back with a strong aversion to US militarism.

“I came back from Vietnam a whole new person,” he told us. “I had a lot of political awakenings.”

He then worked with veterans injured during the war and began to gravitate toward leftist political groups in San Francisco, but he found that many still weren’t comfortable with his open homosexuality, an identity that he never sought to cover up or apologize for.

“I knew I was gay in utero,” Ammiano said. “I said you have to be comfortable with me being a gay, and it wasn’t easy for some. The left wasn’t that accepting.”

But that began to change in the early ’70s as labor and progressives started to find common cause with the LGBT community, mostly through organizations such as Bay Area Gay Liberation and the Gay Teachers Coalition, a group that Ammiano formed with Hank Wilson and Ron Lanza after Ammiano publicly came out as a gay teacher in 1975.

“He was the first public school teacher to acknowledge that he was a gay man, which was not as easy as it sounds in those days,” former Mayor Art Agnos told us, crediting Ammiano with helping make support for gay rights the default political position that it became in San Francisco.

San Francisco Unified School District still wasn’t supportive of gay teachers, Ammiano said, “So I ran for school board right after the assassinations [of Mayor George Moscone and Sup. Harvey Milk in 1978] and got my ass kicked.”

Shortly thereafter, Ammiano decided to get into stand-up comedy, encouraged by friends and allies who loved his sense of humor. Meanwhile, Ammiano was pushing for SFUSD to name a school after Milk, as it immediately did for Moscone, a quest that dragged on for seven years and which was a central plank in his unsuccessful 1988 run for the school board.

But Ammiano was developing as a public figure, buoyed by his stand-up performances (which he said Chronicle reporters would sometimes attend to gather off-color quotes to use against him in elections) and increased support from the maturing progressive and queer communities.

So when he ran again for school board in 1990, he finished in first place as part of the so-called “lavender sweep,” with LGBT candidates elected to judgeships and lesbians Carole Migden and Roberta Achtenberg elected to the Board of Supervisors.

On the school board, Ammiano helped bring SFUSD into the modern age, including spearheading programs dealing with AIDS education, support for gay students, distribution of condoms in the schools, and limiting recruiting in schools by the homophobic Boy Scouts of America.

“I found out we were paying them to recruit in the schools, but I can’t recruit?” Ammiano said, referencing the oft-raised concern at the time that gay teachers would recruit impressionable young people into homosexuality.

As his first term on the school board ended, a growing community of supporters urged Ammiano to run for the Board of Supervisors, then still a citywide election, and he was elected despite dealing with a devastating personal loss at the time.

“My partner died five days before the election,” Ammiano said as we talked at the bar in Soluna, tearing up at the memory and raising a toast with his gin-and-tonic to his late partner, Tim Curbo, who succumbed to a long struggle with AIDS.

Ammiano poured himself into his work as a supervisor, allied on the left at various points in the mid-late ’90s with Sups. Sue Bierman, Terrence Hallinan, Leland Yee, Mabel Teng, Angelo Alioto, and Carole Migden against the wily and all-powerful then-Mayor Brown, who Ammiano said “manipulated everything.”

But Ammiano gradually began to chip away at that power, often by turning directly to the people and using ballot measures to accomplish reforms such as laws regulating political consultants and campaign contributions and the reinstatement of district supervisorial elections, which decentralized power in the city.

“People frequently say about politicians, when they want to say something favorable, that they never forgot where they came from,” Agnos told us. “With Tom, he never forgot where he came from, and more importantly, he never forgot who he was…He was an authentic and a proud gay man, as proud as Harvey Milk ever was.”

And from that strong foundation of knowing himself, where he came from, and what he believed, Ammiano maintained the courage to stand on his convictions.

“It’s not just political integrity, it’s a reflection of the man himself,” Agnos said, praising Ammiano’s ability to always remain true to himself and let his politics flow from that. “A lot of politicians don’t have the courage, personal or political, to do that.”

 

 

WHAT’S NEXT

Ammiano’s legacy has been clearly established, even if it’s not always appreciated in a city enamored of the shiny and new, from recent arrivals who seem incurious about the city’s political history to the wave of neoliberal politicians who now hold sway in City Hall.

“Tom has carried on the legacy of Harvey Milk of being the movement progressive standard bearer. He has, more than anyone else, moved forward progressive politics in San Francisco in a way that goes beyond him as an individual,” Campos said, citing the return of district elections and his mentoring of young activists as examples. “He brought a number of people into politics that have been impactful in their own right.”

Campos is one of those individuals, endorsed by Ammiano to fill his District 9 seat on the Board of Supervisors from among a competitive field of established progressive candidates. Ammiano says he made the right choice.

“I have been supportive of him as a legislator and I think he’s doing the right things,” Ammiano said of Campos, adding an appreciation for the facts that he’s gay, an immigrant, and a solid progressive. “He’s a three-fer.”

Ammiano said that Campos has been a standout on the Board of Supervisors in recent years, diligently working to protect workers, tenants, and immigrants with successful efforts to increase tenant relocation fees after an eviction and an attempt to close the loophole that allows restaurants to pocket money they’re required to spend on employee health care, which was sabotaged by Chiu and Mayor Lee.

“I like his work ethic. He comes across as mild-mannered, but he’s a tiger,” Ammiano said of Campos. “If you like me, vote for David.”

But what about Ammiano’s own political future?

Ammiano said he’s been too busy lately to really think about what’s next for him (except romantically: Ammiano recently announced his wedding engagement to Carolis Deal, a longtime friend and lover). Ammiano is talking with universities and speakers bureaus about future gigs and he’s thinking about writing a book or doing a one-man show.

“Once I get that settled, I’ll look at the mayor’s race and [Sen. Mark] Leno’s seat,” Ammiano said, holding out hope that his political career will continue.

Ammiano said the city is desperately in need of some strong political leadership right now, something that he isn’t seeing from Mayor Lee, who has mostly been carrying out the agenda of the business leaders, developers, and power brokers who engineered his mayoral appointment in 2011.

“Basically, he’s an administrator and I don’t think he’ll ever be anything but that,” Ammiano said. “We are so fucking ready for a progressive mayor.”

If Ammiano were to become mayor — which seems like a longshot at this point — he says that he would use that position to decentralize power in San Francisco, letting the people and their representatives on the Board of Supervisors have a greater say in the direction of the city and making governance decisions more transparent.

“I don’t believe in a strong mayor [form of government],” Ammiano said. “If I was mayor, all the commission appointments would be shared.”

But before he would decide to run for mayor, Ammiano says that he would need to see a strong groundswell of public support for the values and ideals that he’s represented over nearly a half-century of public life in San Francisco.

“I don’t want to run to be a challenger,” Ammiano said. “I’d want to run to be mayor.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Catching up with The Presidents of the United States of America

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Though they hit the peak of their fame in the mid-’90s post-grunge era with hits like “Peaches” and “Kitty,” the Presidents of the United States of America have enjoyed a more fruitful and fascinating career than many of their ilk.

From collaborating with Shonen Knife and Sir Mix-A-Lot to starting an indie label to performing a Pokemon tribute song at the Pokemon Black/White American launch party, their career is shaping up to be as long, delightful, and brilliant as their name.

This year saw the release of two POTUSA albums — Kudos to You, their sixth studio album, and Thanks For The Feedback, their first live album.

We had a chance to speak with drummer/singer Jason Finn before the band’s show on Wed/27 at Slim’s.

San Francisco Bay Guardian What are some of your favorite places to hang out in SF?

Jason Finn The traditional hotel for rock bands at least in our place has been the Phoenix in the Tenderloin, and there are three Vietnamese noodle houses within three blocks of there. I don’t know the names of any of them, but I’ve had many a bowl of pho there over the years. There’s a place on Potrero Hill called Chez Maman which I just love, I’ll go out of my way every visit to get there. And then of course you’ve got to have a burrito, and El Farolito is my jam — I’ve actually flown home with burritos from El Farolito for my friends.

SFBG Thanks for the Feedback is the first live album y’all have released. Why did you decide to finally release a live record 20 years into your career?

JF We had a hard drive with all the [recordings of] shows on it on the table while we were having a meeting about something else. We looked at the hard drive long enough and said, “let’s try to do something with this.” We were gonna go through the whole hard drive and pick songs from various shows, but we found this one show from 2011 that had so many songs we were going to pick anyway, and we decided “let’s release the whole show.”

SFBG At one point you were in a band called Subset, with Sir Mix-A-Lot. Do you still keep in touch?

JF [Subset] wasn’t really an official band, but we did eight or ten shows in the Seattle area that were a lot of fun. We did some recordings, but they didn’t really see the light of day because we never really finished them and we’d need someone to mix and release them. Mix-A-Lot is really easy to work with, he’s very talented and very fast. We got those songs together through just a few informal meetings. We played a show with him three or four weeks ago in Seattle. His voicemail box has been full since 2001 as far as we know, but it’s always fun to run into him.

SFBG You’ve played for Bill Clinton, an actual President of the United States of America, in the past. Did that lead to any bad jokes?

JF We actually played at a congressional rally that Clinton flew into, but he wasn’t there when he played. We did get to shake his hand, though. I don’t know if he knew that was our name — he was just in a room with 75 people, shaking everyone’s hand. You don’t get to be a politician of that standing unless you’re very good at shaking 75 people’s hands at once.

SFBG Do you have any advice or tips for aspiring singing drummers, like yourself?

JF Your hi-hat is always a little bit louder than you think it is. Whatever amount of open hi-hat you’re using on a song, maybe close it up just a little more than that. Your bandmates and your sound guy will appreciate that.

Presidents of the United States of America

With July Talk

Wed/27, 8pm, $26

Slim’s

333 11th St., SF

www.slimspresents.com

Psychic Dream Astrology: August 27 – September 2, 2014

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Aug. 27- Sept. 2, 2014

ARIES

March 21-April 19

It’s your job to find the line between being selfish and pushy, versus taking care of yourself in a strong-willed way. Be true to yourself, Aries, but don’t forget to consider how the people around you might feel; a big part of taking care of you is taking care of the relationships that matter most to you, too.

TAURUS

April 20-May 20

You’re seeing clearly now, Taurus. There’s nothing holding you back other than your fear of change, so be brave enough to confront what you want head-on. This week is the time to take the steps to make things happen. You’re ready; just don’t let your old habits get in your way.

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

Fear and insecurity can undo you if you let it, Gem. This is not the time to wring your hands, watching for the sky to fall. Get up and get it together! You’ll be successful with your plans if you dare to take them seriously. Set bite-sized goals that you can achieve, and then all you’ll have to do is let things fall into place.

CANCER

June 22-July 22

Don’t let your fear of rejection stop you from saying what needs to be said and doing what you really want or need to do, Moonchild. The biggest mistake you can make is to repress your energies and create unnecessary troubles. Confront the truth to transform your path this week.

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

Confront your fear of being wrong, Leo. Your strength is being tested and so is your character. Stand up for what you believe, even if it feels hecka risky. You need to know where you stand when you’re being real, and others deserve to know it, too. Deal with things directly this week.

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

Align your passions with your actions this week, so you can make sure that your achievements make you happy, and not just proud. If your heart is behind your goals this is an excellent time for setting yourself up for success. What you do now matters, so align your whole self before you set out.

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Don’t let yourself get flattened by the world around you, Libra. The turmoil that you’re going through has a point; let the very things that suck point you towards the actions you need to take. This isn’t the time to wallow in immobility and sadness, so proactively look for solutions and forge plans this week.

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

When you don’t have enough information to go on there’s really two things you should do; one is go on a fact finding mission, gathering information and figuring out your opinions. The other is be patient. How you wait is as important as anything else, Scorpio. If you don’t know the answers please don’t assume the worst this week.

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

You need to be focused, Sag! You may have your own ideas about things, but so does everybody else. Try to be open to other perspectives without minimizing the value of your own. Focus your ambition, and make serious plans for getting things done. Learning from others isn’t the same as invalidating yourself.

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

Nothing will have a greater impact on your psyche this week than compassion. Show it to yourself, to the world, and to the people and situations that are bugging you most. If you try to reason with yourself when you feel upset, your thinking will be flawed. Bring the clarity of your heart to the table, and your head will follow.

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

Things are not perfect, Aquarius, and instead of getting stuck in a rut of running over the injustices in your head, you need to get motivated. You may not be able to move mountains, but you can gather the resources, support, and strategies you need to get ‘er done. Trust in your own power.

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

If you approach it with your heart, you’ll get where you need to go, Pisces. As scary as it is to risk getting hurt by the world, it’s fully worth it to try. You can create the conditions that you want, but only by trying, my friend. Be authentic with your desires and kind to yourself as you navigate past your fears.

Want more in-depth, intuitive or astrological advice from Jessica? Schedule a one-on-one reading that can be done in person or by phone. Visit www.lovelanyadoo.com

 

To boldly go…beyond the grave! This week’s new movies

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A mask-wearing musician, a Star Trek alum, coming-of-age tales, a rom-com with a sci-fi twist, a rom-com with a zombie twist, and a romantic drama (rom-dram?) with a metaphysical twist are all part of the weekend movie outlook. Read on for reviews and trailers!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk-hWzq67w4

Frank Who doesn’t want to be a musical savant, visually riveting, naturally gifted, freed from convention, and liberated of linear thought? The exception might be the doll-headed, damaged namesake of this comedy loosely inspired by the life of late English musician and comedian Frank Sidebottom (real name: Chris Sievey), and real-life Sidebottom sideguy Jon Ronson, who co-wrote the screenplay. And if this loving, very funny, bromantic take on the so-called creative process of rock seems a bit forced at times, that’s only because the movie is so clearly filtered through the archetypal wannabe, made likable by Domhnall Gleeson. His office worker Jon is struggling to write songs when he stumbles across a band, Soronprfbs, after watching their keyboard player attempt to drown himself at the beach. Manager Don (Scoot McNairy) taps the bystander to contribute to the chaos happening onstage, then drags him off for the making of the album. Mysterious leader Frank (Michael Fassbender), who never takes off his massive, faux-happy head, finds inspiration in threads protruding from upholstery. As Jon’s nest egg gets sucked into the recording budget and theremin player Clara (Maggie Gyllenhaal) rages against the interloper, he posts the band’s, er, artistry to YouTube, obtaining the group a coveted gig at South by Southwest. But who really wants this shot at fame? The sideman with a will to power, or the damaged true talent? Director Lenny Abrahamson and Ronson wisely place Frank squarely in the viral video/GIF/Vine-poisoned multiplatform miasma of today, put across all the more powerfully by Gleeson and particularly Fassbender, who reveals a fine singing voice. While cleverly referencing outsider artists big and small by way of right-on original songs by Stephen Rennicks, Frank asks vital questions about motivation and art-making in an era when it seems like everyone is getting their 15 minutes of fame — and we’re getting increasingly weary of eyeballing it and filtering the wheat from the gone-in-a-nanosecond chaff. Some make music because they want to be stars, while others, Frank says, do it because they have little other choice. (1:34) (Kimberly Chun)

If I Stay Chloë Grace Moretz stars as a teen caught in limbo between life and death in this adaptation of Gayle Forman’s best-selling YA novel. (1:47) 

Island of Lemurs: Madagascar Morgan Freeman (who else?) narrates this IMAX documentary following scientist Dr. Patricia Wright as she studies lemurs on the island of Madagascar. (:40)

Life After Beth See “(Un)Deadpan.” (1:28) DIRECTV.

Me and You See “Cruel Stories of Youth.” (1:43) Roxie.

The One I Love Sophie (Elisabeth Moss) and Ethan (Mark Duplass) have hit a speed bump in their relationship — they don’t have fun together like they used to, and even direct attempts to replicate that past magic fall completely flat. Ergo they take the advice of a couples counselor (Ted Danson) and book a weekend at a country getaway he swears has done “wonders” for all his previous clients in relationship trouble. Things get off to a pleasant enough start, but the duo’s delight at recapturing their old mojo becomes complicated when they realize … well, it’s best to know as little as possible going into The One I Love, a first feature for director Charlie McDowell and scenarist Justin Lader that approaches a fantastical narrative idea with a poker face and considerable ingenuity. Duplass and (especially) Moss are terrific in roles that eventually require some very complicated (and subtle) nuances. (1:31) (Dennis Harvey)

Rich Hill See “Cruel Stories of Youth.” (1:31)

Sin City: A Dame To Kill For Frank Miller and Robert Rodriguez co-direct this sequel to 2005’s Sin City, based on Miller’s graphic novel series. (1:38)

To Be Takei The erstwhile and forever Mr. Sulu’s surprisingly high public profile these days no doubt sparked this documentary portrait by SF’s own Jennifer Kroot (2009’s It Came From Kuchar). But she gives it dramatic heft by highlighting the subject’s formative years in World War II Japanese-American internment camps, and finds plenty of verite humor in the everyday byplay between fairly recently “out” gay celebrity George and his longtime life and business partner Brad Altman — the detail-oriented, pessimistic worrywart to his eternally upbeat (if sometimes tactlessly critical) star personality. We get glimpses of them in the fan nerdsphere, on The Howard Stern Show, at Takei’s frequent speaking engagements (on internment and gay rights), and in his latter-day acting career both as perpetual TV guest and a performer in a hopefully Broadway-bound new musical (about internment). Then of course there’s the Star Trek universe, with all surviving major participants heard from, including ebullient Nichelle Nichols, sad-sack Walter Koenig, thoughtfully distanced Leonard Nimoy, and natch, the Shat (who acts like a total asshat, dismissing Takei as somebody he sorta kinda knew professionally 50 years ago.) We also hear from younger Asian American actors who view the subject as a role model, even if some of his actual roles weren’t so trailblazing (like a couple “funny Chinaman” parts in Jerry Lewis movies, and in John Wayne’s 1968 pro-Vietnam War film The Green Berets). Even if you’ve tired of Takei’s ubiquity online and onscreen, this campy but fond tribute is great fun. (1:30) Sundance Kabuki. (Dennis Harvey)

When the Game Stands Tall Jim Caviezel, Laura Dern, Michael Chiklis, and Alexander Ludwig star in this football drama, based on the real-life 151-game winning streak held by Concord’s De La Salle High School. (1:55)

Psychic Dream Astrology: August 20 – 26, 2014

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ARIES

March 21-April 19

Get ‘er done, Aries. It’s the time to clear the air, finish the job, or start something new. You have the wind at your back and favor smiling upon you, so don’t waste these good vibes with inactivity! You are in an excellent position to make things happen, so be bold, honest, and proactive for best results.

TAURUS

April 20-May 20

There’s a lot going on in your sphere, and not all of it is as you’d prefer. Deal with your disappointments head-on this week, because while they are valid, they’re not the only stuff worthy of your attention. Confront your upsets so you can move on and enjoy the love and potential at your fingertips.

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

You’re OK! If you’re on the path to awesome then you probably don’t want to linger in Justfinesville for too long, so here’s what you need to do: Make peace with your situation. Accept where you’re starting from so you don’t sabotage yourself before you even get started. Start from the beginning and you’ll do great.

CANCER

June 22-July 22

It’s not enough to have a big heart, Moonchild; you need to cultivate conditions that support you in feeling amazing. Look at how you’re living and the kind of foundations you’re building for yourself. Get aligned with what you’re doing so you can create a life that keeps on making you happy, or points you toward what needs to change.

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

Even Leos need a break; you are doing wonderfully, and there is so much to celebrate in your life this week. The trouble is that you’ve been pushing yourself so hard that you can’t really feel it. Slow down and release your anxieties so that they don’t become larger problems. Sleep, reflect, and recover.

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

You don’t have all the details or answers yet, but that doesn’t mean you need to stress out. So much energy is flowing your way with both the sun and new moon in your sign this week; use all that power for good! Pull in the resources you need to align with your deepest hopes, Virgo, even if things are taking longer than you’d like.

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

If you’re willing to look within, and deal with your ambiguities you’ll find that you’re both clearer, and less certain than you thought. Let yourself have your feelings, Libra, without having to act on them, or to prove yourself right away. Let yourself develop so that you are truly ready for what comes next.

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

What you choose to focus on will hold great sway over what seems real to you, Scorpio. If you indulge in negative thinking or worried obsessions they will shape your experience and make your fears come more alive. Concentrate on what you have to be grateful for, and find pleasure where you can this week.

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Get yourself together and deal with your life, Sag. You’ve got to make sure that you are willing to stand behind your actions. Don’t act out of fear or the desire to avoid unpleasantness, no matter how tempting that may be. There are no “right” or “wrong” choices in front of you; only paths with different consequences.

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

You’re all right, Cappy; it’s just your insides that are breaking open. Don’t go for the same, or for secure, or predictable. This week it’s all about intense growth, and whatever struggles come along with that. You know you want your life to change, so you need to change right along with it.

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

If you don’t deal with whatever is giving you the sads you’ll end up plagued by them in the weeks to come — no matter how skilled you are at distracting yourself! Be brave enough to confront your feelings, even if they feel regressive. Respect where you’re at so you can get to the other side of it.

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

You alone are responsible for your happiness, Pisces. This week you’ll be confronted with the choice between protecting your ego (which may be wrapped up in the idea of being the “good guy”), and seeking balance. Inner peace will pave the way better than getting along ever can, my friend.

Want more in-depth, intuitive or astrological advice from Jessica? Schedule a one-on-one reading that can be done in person or by phone. Visit www.lovelanyadoo.com

 

Psychic Dream Astrology: August 13 – 19, 2014

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August 13-19, 2014

ARIES

March 21-April 19

You don’t have to be fearless and perfectly confident about what you’re doing and how, Aries. All you need to have is a willingness to get in the ring and fight/create/play for all you’re worth. Once you make a decision this week, it’s important that you move forward and don’t look back.

TAURUS

April 20-May 20

If you don’t have a plan now’s the time to make one, Taurus. Your energy should carry you through the growth spurt that Jupiter in Leo is trying to shove your way, but know this; you must know yourself in order to make the most of your opportunities. Be equal parts patient and daring this week.

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

You’re absolutely doing it, Gemini! You are moving through intense emotional terrain and have tons of celestial support to help you on your way, but you must stay in motion. Stay creative in your thinking and courageous of heart this week. Whatever it is that you are trying to achieve is well on its way.

CANCER

June 22-July 22

You can be surrounded by any amount of love, but if you’re not open to receiving it, it won’t permeate. This week is all about checking in with what you’re open to, and therefore calling in, Moonchild. There are no easy answers, but that doesn’t mean that solutions aren’t there for you.

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

So much is changing in your world that the only thing you can really hold on to is you. Solidify your relationship with your sweet self this week, Leo. You are not in control but that doesn’t mean that there isn’t a larger plan in the works. Don’t get in the way of the Universe in your drive to make your life a success.

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

When major change is brewing it’s not time to make things stable. You are changing in deep ways and it’s better to go with the flow than to stop, drop, and cover. Stay true to your self as you make adjustments (both internal and external) this week. You can’t damn the forces of change and you shouldn’t even try.

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

You’re doing a great job for someone who has no clue what they’re doing, Libra! Keep on following your gut instincts and leaning on the people you trust, because it’s totally working. Whether it seems this way or not, you’re building atop foundations you’ve been long at work on. Don’t let fear slow you down.

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Refocus away from results and think more about the process this week. You don’t have to have it all figured out, so pace yourself, Scorpio. You are capable but if you allow yourself to get distracted by the wrong things it can have disastrous effects. Stay in alignment of your purpose, pal.

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

You’re lucky, but how long will your good fortune last? I’m not necessarily suggesting that you’re going to have a twist of fate, but only that you be prepared for one. Live in a way that makes you happy but also prepare for rainy days, too. Use an ounce of prevention with your spoonful of sugar this week, Sag.

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

The thing about risk is that you can’t know how it’ll turn out for you in advance. Approach the chances you’re willing to take and the changes you want in a grounded way this week. You may be on the right track, but that doesn’t mean you have proof of that just yet. Collect data to back up your ideas.

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

It’s hard to trust yourself when your brilliant ideas refuse to fall in line with how you feel (or visa versa). Develop emotional boundaries based on how you feel, not how you think you should feel. You can only be free from what is if you accept it, Aquarius. Nurture your heart based on the honest truth of where you’re at.

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

The line between being selfish and acting with grounded self-preservation can be a fuzzy one. You gotta crack a few eggs to make an omelet, my friend; sometimes when you take proper care of yourself you end up hurting or disappointing others. Do what’s right, not what’s nice.

Want more in-depth, intuitive or astrological advice from Jessica? Schedule a one-on-one reading that can be done in person or by phone. Visit www.lovelanyadoo.com

 

Psychic Dream Astrology: August 6 – 12, 2014

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Aug. 6-12, 2014

ARIES

March 21-April 19

You need to be true to yourself, Aries; the mystery is in how to do that when you’re not really sure who you are. Do whatever you need to do to get in touch with yourself this week. You are in need of deeper connection with others, but first you’ve gotta be a better friend to you.

TAURUS

April 20-May 20

If you get everything you want, will you be happy? Or is it possible that you define yourself through hard work of striving? This week can have you meet with much happiness, but you have to be willing to receive it. Don’t be so fixated on security that you miss out on joyfulness and excitement, Taurus.

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

You know what you’ve got to do, Gemini, but that doesn’t mean you want to do it. This week you may need to do more than suck it up; you need to let go of the attitudes that are keeping you so stuck in the past that you’re also mired in the present. Make friends with what you want to make happen and try giving the cold shoulder to what you want to leave behind.

CANCER

June 22-July 22

There’s a storm brewing within you, and you’d be wise to deal with it before it deals with you. You need to change- whether we’re talking about your attitudes, your closest relationships, or your actions, it almost doesn’t matter. What’s important is that it’s out of your comfort zone; don’t put off what needs your attentions, pal.

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

You are at the beginning and it’s a beautiful place to be, Leo. Be patient and intentional because you have a Midas touch this week, with all its perks and responsibilities. The more thoughtful your goals are, the better that things will unfold for you. Create the life you want to live, even if it comes slower than you’d prefer.

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

It doesn’t matter whose fault it is; what matters is what you’re doing about it now. Instead of losing energy thinking about how things came to be, try pointing your powers of investigation towards something constructive, Virgo. Plan your next move and let go of the past.

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

This is a good week to take risks, but well considered ones. You don’t want to put yourself in a position where you overextend yourself emotionally and you feel exposed and rushed. Jump into the pool, but try not to promise anyone that you plan on swimming for the day. Take things as they come Libra.

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

You can run and you can hide, but you can’t escape, Scorpio. If you don’t find a way to cope with your anxieties then they’ll just crop up in a new context. Seek internal balance in whatever ways work for you- take up meditating, go for a run, sleep more; whatever works to help you help yourself.

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

The worst thing you can do this week is focus so much on the details that you miss the big picture. Things are changing and you’ve got to keep up. If you act out of fear then what you create will only be a product of those fears. Manage your thoughts before you decide what move to make next, Sag.

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

It’s not actually safer to give up on hope, and you aren’t protecting yourself by preemptively fearing the worst. Dare to want more for yourself, Capricorn! You don’t have to settle, even if the Universe offers you opportunities to do just that. Don’t choose less than you desire.

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

Give it your best, even if you don’t know whether it’ll work out, or if your wisdom will fall on deaf ears. Doubt threatens to unravel you if you give it too much energy this week, so create some healthy distractions. Let your worries go, Aquarius, and your instincts will emerge.

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

Accept your circumstances, Pisces. Because within the conditions of your life you have so much influence and power that you only have to use. Don’t allow yourself to get lost in fantasies; exercise the freedoms you have to create the life you want this week.

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Psychic Dream Astrology: July 30 – August 5, 2014

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Psychic Dream Astrology

July 30-Aug. 5, 2014

ARIES

March 21-April 19

There is no gift greater than giving yourself more space, Aries. You are overwhelmed and need to tend to your foundations before you try and build anything else. This is not the week to lean into your stresses; prioritize your emotional needs so you can take yourself to the next playing level.

TAURUS

April 20-May 20

Delicately navigate your way through your relationships, Taurus. Things are changing, and while that’s a good thing that doesn’t mean it’s comfortable. You’re biggest task is to be honest with others and yourself about what you’re available for; set realistic expectations, even if you’d rather promise more.

GEMINI

May 21-June 21

You can wring your hands over the details all you like, but it won’t help you get where you’re going, Twin Star. Use all the resources you have in place to help you out; whether it’s people or things, you’ve got more support than you’re making use of. Choose the path of least resistance as you kick some ass this week.

CANCER

June 22-July 22

You can have victory over your moods this week, but it won’t be easy. Instead of keeping yourself in a reactive state, honor your feelings without yielding to their every ebb and flow. Move towards mastery over your emotions by remembering to reconnect with your choices and your free will.

LEO

July 23-Aug. 22

You don’t need to worry so much about what people think of you, Leo. If you have reparations to make, now’s the time to do it, but otherwise I encourage you to practice letting go. The past is only the foundation you’re building your present on and doesn’t need to repeat itself. Live for right now.

VIRGO

Aug. 23-Sept. 22

As cruddy as things may seem right now, rushing is not the answer. Get grounded and you’ll be able to better handle what’s irking you. If you hold on to yourself and slow down enough, you’ll figure out what you’re really scared of. Treat your fears with patience and your problems with kindness, Virgo.

LIBRA

Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Don’t play it safe this week, Libra. You have tons of contacts and people you can reach out to; make sure you’re not hiding yourself away out of fear or shyness. If you dare to create the life you want it’s true that you could totally fail, but you just as likely will succeed, and that would be awesome.

SCORPIO

Oct. 23-Nov. 21

Love in all its glory is worth it; it’s worth the pain, uncertainties, and the risks. Make sure that you are a person worth falling in love with, Scorpio. Be kind and supportive with yourself as you work through your intimacy issues. You don’t need to be perfect; you just need to stay open as you travel your path.

SAGITTARIUS

Nov. 22-Dec. 21

You’ve kinda missed the point if you do the right thing only because of the rewards you hope to get from doing it. Regardless of what comes, it’s time for you to step up and take a risk by being honest, Sag. Don’t control your situation or the people in it. Say what needs to be said and let things develop from there.

CAPRICORN

Dec. 22-Jan. 19

You don’t know, and you don’t need to, Cap. Don’t push your agenda this week; go with the flow as things develop. Your patience is being tested, and in order to ace the test you need to stay present as things play out. There’s a reason that things are moving slowly for you, so have faith, my friend.

AQUARIUS

Jan. 20-Feb. 18

How you handle your feelings and thoughts is not to be underrated, Aquarius. You need balance in your life, no matter how pressing your personal or professional life feels. There’s no way to feel successful if you’re unhappy, so work to meet your internal needs, whatever that looks like this week.

PISCES

Feb. 19-March 20

Don’t get suspicious that there’s too much good in your life and do any weird self-sabotage this week. Instead of worrying over the best parts of your world, now’s the time to enjoy it. When the universe offers you an extra piece of pie, all you need to do is say, “Why, thank you, Ma’am, I think I shall!” Enjoy yourself, Pisces.

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