• No categories

Pixel Vision

The artistic merit of large men who wrestle in their diapers

0

By Caitlin Donohue

sumo 2 0110.jpg
Sumo will save us all! Andy Ristaino’s contribution to “Into the Ring, Sumo Style”

The life of a sumo wrestler, as it turns out, is not much unlike that of a thoroughbred racehorse. Both live in stables- called heya in the case of the Japanese martial artists, where life is highly stratified by the wrestlers’ ranks- and both live life according to their handlers. For the sumo wrestler, this is the head of their stable, always an ex-wrestler, and the National Sumo Association. Their stable head oversees their sleep schedule, diet, what clothing they can wear (novices get a paper-thin robe, even in the winter) and training, while the National Sumo Association takes care of everything else. One unlucky sumo wrestler had the bad luck to crash his car and the Association immediately suspended him from a game. On a short leash, them sumo boys.

Plus, they both do drugs. Racehorses have their ‘roids or horse tranquilizers or whatever they use to get quick, and it turns out sumo wrestlers have been known to toke the wacky weed on occasion.

This all to say that there is more than meets the eye about these exotic creatures. Something about all this regimen, their sleekly obese good lucks, and they way they throw themselves around… one begins to see why the mystique of the sumo has spread to the Bay Area artists that are putting on “Into the Ring, Sumo-Style,” an exhibit showing at the SOMarts Cultural Center.

Leading the pack is cartoonist Marinaomi, whose watercolor renditions of sumo wrestlers belching and excreting colorful balloons set the tone for an offbeat assemblage of pieces that pay homage to these whales of the Land of the Rising Sun. You get Sumo Elvis (Gabrielle Gamboa), Sumo Food Court (Fredrick Nolan) and even Sumo Godzilla Fighter Andy Ristaino). It all takes place in the arty SOMA industrialized wonderland that is SOMarts, a place I love for the sheer originality of their installations.

Picture it: fat men with their hair in buns, everywhere. All that and free sake to boot. Bomb.

“Into the Ring, Sumo Style”
Opening Reception: Fri/15 6-9 p.m. (exhibit continues through Sat/23), free
SOMarts Cultural Center
934 Brannan, SF
www.somarts.org

Burning Man tickets going fast and smoothly

0

By Steven T. Jones
10_theme.jpg

Tickets to Burning Man 2010, with its art theme of “Metropolis: The Life of Cities,” went on sale today and they’re going quick, with the first tier of 9,000 tickets for $210 selling out in about 100 minutes and the second tier’s $240 tickets (same quantity) selling out a few hours later.

And unlike in previous years, when glitches and crashes caused frustrations among those who waited in online lines for hours, today was basically problem-free. “Things were super smooth,” says Burning Man’s communications manager, Andie Grace. “There was just so much preparation.”

The next batch of tickets goes for $280 each, with the price moving to $300 after 9,000 tickets or March 31, whichever comes first. Black Rock City LLC, the San Francisco company that stages Burning Man, encourages people to get their tickets early so they commit to spending time acclimating to the culture and preparing to create a marvelous city in the desert near Gerlach, Nevada.

As I’ve reported, there’s lots of excitement for this year’s event among lovers of cities, with the Metropolis theme seeming appropriate for an event that started on Baker Beach in 1986 and has grown into a unique temporary city of nearly 50,000 souls. The frontier has become a city, with a vibrant year-round culture that’s particularly evident here in the Bay Area.

“There’s a lot of enthusiasm about the theme and the art conversations that are out there,” Grace said.

Illustration by Dominic Tinio

Appetite: Warm elegance, cocktail science

0

By Virginia Miller of www.theperfectspotsf.com. View the last installment of Appetite here.

appdollie0110.jpg
Come, join me by the fire … Photo by Virginia Miller

Deep South elegance in a San Mateo cottage: Dollie Marie’s
I can never get enough of that unique-to-the-US cuisine: Southern cooking. Enter Dollie Marie’s, delightful, boisterous Chef Gator’s latest, whose restaurants I’ve had the pleasure of eating at through the years (and sadly saw close), from Noe Valley’s Alcatraces to Gator’s in downtown San Mateo. When Southern cuisine has a touch of white suit jacket (the waiters), fine dining elegance at reasonable prix fixe prices of $38 for three courses or $49 for four, I’m lured in.

Add in an amuse bouche, a palate cleanser, homemade candies, and courses cooked with love and finesse, place it in a gorgeous cottage, fireside glowing, each room lined with photos of Chef Gator’s family through the generations, and I’m won over. I’m already thinking about when I can next make it to this new gem in the Bay Area dining scene, tucked away off El Camino Real in a non-descript part of San Mateo. For less than the cost of many mid-range San Francisco restaurants, there’s the finest frog legs I’ve ever eaten, blackened catfish, alligator and caramelized onion gratin, turtle soup, pan-fried oysters and bananas foster. Service is attentive and the atmosphere welcoming, like dining in a friend’s New Orleans’ home. You feel like it’s a special occasion, even if it’s not.
1602 South El Camino Real, San Mateo
650-638-938
www.dolliemaries.com

appscicock0110.jpg
(c) The Exploratorium, www.exploratorium.edu / Photo Credit, David Barker

1/20 – Science of Cocktails
Yes, there is a science, in creativity and experimentation, to cocktails, and next Wednesday at the Exploratorium there’s a one-of-a-kind event, answering questions like "Will drinking absinthe make you hallucinate?" and "Which hangover cures actually work?" Unfortunately, this night is now sold out, though word on the street is that the Exploratorium’s website will recap recipes and experiments you can try at home post-event. Maybe Science of Cocktails will become a tradition, returning next year – especially since so many of us SF locals geek out on the craft of mixology. Why not explore the physics, chemistry, and biology of the delicious drink you hold in your hand?
Wed, 1/20
7-10pm
Palace of Fine Arts, 3601 Lyon Street
visit.exploratorium.edu/events/science-of-cocktail

Street Threads: Jody

0

SFBG photog Ariel Soto scoops SF street fashion. See the previous Look of the Day here.

Today’s Look: Jody, Ulloa and West Portal

Jody_1209.jpg

Tell us about your look: “I wear these boots almost everyday. I got them at Target.”

Gracias Madre’s sacred tacos

0

Text and photos by Caitlin Donohue

gracias 2 0110.JPG
The aura of these tacos de hongos is orange

It’s easy to pick on the Café Gratitude cabal of which the “vegan taqueria,” Gracias Madre is the newest representative. At the original CG raw vegan menu items are named after affirmations- from their “I am insightful” spring rolls to the “I am cherished” cheesecake special. Plus, there’s the issue of their

Street Threads: Roselyn and Madeleine

0

SFBG photog Ariel Soto scoops SF street fashion. See the previous Look of the Day here.

Today’s Look: Roselyn and Madeleine, Ulloa and West Portal

RoselynandMadeline_1209.jpg

Tell us about your look: (Roselyn) “I got this jacket at a department store.”

Game Theory: Golden State Warriors vs. Sacramento Kings, 1/8/10

0

Caitlin Donohue isn’t a sports writer. But she sure likes to win. Check out the last installment of “Game Theory” here. Oh, and give us a shout if you’ve got a big game coming up in the Bay.

Warriors_1_0110.jpg
Hoot, holler and chug that 22 ounces of Coors Light- Anthony Morrow’s deal-sealing three pointer just sank for the Golden State Warriors. Photo by Erik Anderson

Last night I stepped into the vertigo-inducing bowl of Oracle Arena and got the immediate urge to fall in with rest of the belligerent Golden State Warriors fans. This team just makes you want to get crazy. Down in the seats to my right, a pack of teenage girls in high school volleyball sweatshirts screamed obscenities over the aisle at a gang of over-matched, thirty-something Sacramento Kings fans. The next section over eight women in sparkly pink tiaras danced proudly to AC/DC’s “T.N.T.”, their gyrations fantastically recounted in the Jumbo-tron overhead. In the middle of it all, large men with dismal season records dunked the ball and juked the defense and strutted about.

One is tempted to give credit for this happy mayhem to the 22 ounce beers. They are one of the most awesome parts of Warriors games at the Oracle Arena. Snack bar workers keep tall cans of every light beer on the planet behind the counters and when you order one ($9-12), they pour them into mega plastic cups for your convenience. Why can’t we just have the cans? Yet another great American mystery.

Street Threads: Mary

0

SFBG photog Ariel Soto scoops SF street fashion. See the previous Look of the Day here.

Today’s Look: Mary, Vincente and West Portal

Mary_1209.jpg

Tell us about your look: “My roomies had a garage sale and this hat was left over, so I asked if I could have it and they said yes.”

Appetite: Newbies Delarosa and Frances make the grade

0

By Virginia Miller of www.theperfectspotsf.com.

EARLY TAKES ON THE LATEST RESTAURANT OPENINGS, Part Two
Continued from last week… I made initial visits in the first week or two of opening to give you an early take on these new, buzzed-about spots. Of course, more visits to come, realizing each needs time to settle in and claim their identity on our dense culinary map.

appdelarosa0110.jpg
Beef speidini at Delarosa. Photos by Virginia Miller

Delarosa keeps up in the Marina
Delarosa recently opened in the Marina from the Beretta and Starbelly & folks, with heavy menu similarities, fine cocktails reminiscent of the former, draft beers like the latter. Having been many a time to both, I expected a "been there/done that" experience, which is only sort of accurate.

The shiny white and orange of the space was a bit sterile for me, and the Marina location ensures I probably won’t get there too often. But I’d recommend it to anyone who lives nearby or in the ‘hood. Service couldn’t be sweeter – I noticed they went above and beyond to address a couple minor concerns from nearby guests, giving free food and ensuring goodwill all around. Being open all day is a huge plus, and as a cocktail fanatic, I find theirs keep up (they do a mean Rye Flip: rye, whole egg, sugar, freshly grated nutmeg).

Street Threads: Jen

0

SFBG photog Ariel Soto scoops SF street fashion. See the previous Look of the Day here.

Today’s Look: Jen, 24th Ave. and West Portal

Jen_1209.jpg

Tell us about your look: “My jeans are from the No Fear Store.”

Street Threads: Suzanne

0

SFBG photog Ariel Soto scoops SF street fashion. See the previous Look of the Day here.

Today’s Look: Suzanne, 14th Avenue and West Portal

Suzanne_1209.jpg

Tell us about your look: “This is sweater is from Canada. It’s 20 years old.”

Street Threads: Veronica

0

SFBG photog Ariel Soto scoops SF street fashion. See the previous Look of the Day here.

Today’s Look: Veronica (with Sadie), 15th Street and Market

Veronica_1209.jpg

Tell us about your look: “I got this sweater 10 years ago at a thrift store and I just keep sewing it up when it gets holes in it.”

Meet Lolita… and dig on New People’s Tokyo trends

0

Text and photos by Caitlin Donohue

Lolita 1 0110.JPG
“Sweet lolita” Maria Elena-Diaz is cute as a button shopping at SF’s new hotspot for Japanese subculture

It is rare that you see live baby dolls perusing the racks at an American mall. Abercrombie & Fitch just isn’t cornering the bonnet and bloomer market these days.

But- not to sound redundant- the Japanese do things differently. Case in point: New People, the newest import shopping center to open up in Japantown. It’s here that a subculture from the Empire of the Sun based on dressing like Strawberry Shortcake is finding new visibility in San Francisco.

New People is a vast complex of urban Japanese culture, housing five floors of various wonders and accoutrements. One story is devoted to art, a gallery showing sleekly interesting works in a variety of mediums from stuffed animal chandeliers to leaves rendered in ceramic. One floor’s all about film, now featuring a full month of movies about music in the basement theater. They’ve got a small café offering Blue Bottle coffee and bento boxes that encourages leisurely manga perusal and a vast selection of Japanese tchotchkes- smoke machines, psychedelic origami paper and brave vegetable action figures. But it’s their floor devoted to hard-to-find Japanese clothing labels that makes New People a truly unique place.

The mall is the home of Kyoto-based Sou Sou shoes- tabi footwear in stylee patterns reminiscent of children’s bedding with unusual, toe-cleaving designs. It is also the only west coast retailer of clothing brands Black Peace Now and Baby, The Stars Shine Bright– two O.G. names in the lolita/goth scene from Tokyo.

Hawaiian cult fave: Liliha Bakery

0

liliha bakery 2.jpg

By Kimberly Chun

One Honolulu secret eat that’s jealously guarded by locals: Liliha Bakery, way off the beaten path for most tourists, in the gritty locals-only wilds of Kuakini Street.

It’s just a single breakfast/lunch counter, running alongside with the bakery display cases, but you can pretty much guarantee a line for seats at almost any hour of the day. The secret? It might be in that giant gold mountain of butter in the kitchen. Or in the sugary noggin of the frosted, kimono-ed Hello Kitty cookie.

I think it’s in the spot’s famed breakfasts: people swear by the grilled Hawaiian sweet bread, the cinnamon toast, and the diner’s weirdly indefinable radioactive-red jelly. Hawaiian/American grub of the first blissfully simple order. Another plus: it’s open 24 hours a day from Tuesday 6 a.m. to Sunday 8 p.m. So you can find the city’s club rats and bar crowd converging here after-hours, as well as everyone’s tutu and popo during the day.

liliha bakery 1.jpg

Liliha Bakery
515 N. Kuakini St., Honolulu
(808) 531-1651
lilihabakeryhawaii.com

Holiday Street Threads: Kristeen

0

SFBG photog Ariel Soto scoops SF street fashion during the holiday shopping rush. See the previous Look of the Day here.

Today’s Look: Kristeen, 18th St. and Castro

Kristeen_1209.jpg

Tell us about your look: “Be bright! Be cool!”

Appetite: Baker and Banker brings simple brightness to Octavia

0

By Virginia Miller of www.theperfectspotsf.com. View the last installment of Appetite here.

bakerbanker1209.jpg

EARLY TAKES ON THE LATEST RESTAURANT OPENINGS, Part One
Each of these restaurants opened within the last few weeks (the rest to come next week). I’ve had the chance to make initial visits and provide an early take on these new, buzzed about spots. Of course, more visits to come, realizing each needs time to settle in and claim their identity on our dense culinary map.

Baker and Banker
I’ve long missed lush brunches at a former occupant of 1701 Octavia Street, The Meetinghouse … thankfully, we can still get their famed biscuits by the box at Sweet Jo’s. The space then became one of our city’s Italian greats, Quince, which recently moved to the FiDi, garnering a coveted 3.5 stars from the Chronicle’s Mr. Bauer. With such tough acts to follow, forgive me if I didn’t have overly high expectations of brand new Baker and Banker. My mistake.

Certainly the husband and wife chef team bring rich experience as chef and pastry chef respectively. But seeing (or tasting, in this case) is believing. He’s (Jeff) Banker and she’s the Baker (Lori Baker, to be precise). Nightly dinner is the mainstay, but soon they’ll open a bakery on the premises – I’min!

Holiday Street Threads: Josh

0

SFBG photog Ariel Soto scoops SF street fashion during the holiday shopping rush. See the previous Look of the Day here.

Today’s Look: Josh, 18th Street and Castro

Josh_1209.jpg

Tell us about your look: “I got this jacket for Burning Man and I didn’t expect it to come back, but it did.”

Game theory: The Emerald Bowl, 12/26/09

0

Caitlin Donohue isn’t a sports writer. But she sure likes to win. Check out the last installment of “Game Theory” here. Oh, and give us a shout if you’ve got a big game coming up in the Bay.

shake.jpg
Oh hell yes, USC! You are so partying with the man-sized walnut tonight! Photo by Erik Anderson

The vendor held aloft his rain-soaked churro, blithely shouting his wares through the wet. His dogged enthusiasm for the task at hand echoed the general sentiment of the 2009 Emerald Bowl spectators. San Francisco’s only college football bowl game was a strictly rain-or-shine event, tied as it was to millions of dollars worth of endorsements, hotel rooms and sheer showmanship. Fact was, most of the fans in the audience seemed stoked to sit out in the 40-degree temperatures, chilling rain and maximum wind gusts of 18 mph to watch their teams battle it out in the spotlight for a day.

Did you know San Francisco hosts a college bowl game? You’re to be excused for your ignorance. As far as bowl games go, the Emerald Bowl is not a marquee event. It attracts good teams whose programs didn’t have the greatest year ever. 2009 saw the clash of USC and Boston College, whose mediocre records (USC 8-4, BC 8-4) belied the fact that the schools have storied football legacies.

They were both kind of surprised to be meeting each other in a slightly less glorious bowl game, but up for the challenge. “It was a good news bad news thing,” said first year BC coach Frank Spaziani of the moment he found out his Eagles would be taking on the legendary Trojans, winners of more bowl games than any other team in history. “Kind of like when your mother-in-law falls off a cliff.”

croud.jpg
I could have lied to you and said these fans were cheering for their football team in this photo. But in the spirit of journalistic integrity… they were freaking out over free T-shirts. Photo by Erik Anderson

Holiday Street Threads: Andy

0

SFBG photog Ariel Soto scoops SF street fashion during the holiday shopping rush. See the previous Look of the Day here.

Today’s Look: Andy, Market and Castro

Andy_1209.jpg

Tell us about your look: “It’s warm! I made the hat and gloves. I have a blog about the things I make: crochetandy.blogspot.com.”

Top films of 2009! SFBG film critics weigh in, part two

0

More top ten lists — and lists of other stripes as well! And don’t forget to check out our annual Year in Film issue, out Wed/30.

strange.jpg
Jerry McDaniel in Everything Strange and New.

Dennis Harvey’s Overlooked Performances of 2009

1. Liam Neeson in Five Minutes of Heaven (Oliver Hirschbiegel, UK)
2. Anna Faris and Celia Weston in Observe and Report (Jody Hill, USA)
3. Steve Zahn in Management (Stephen Belber, USA)
4. Everyone in A Perfect Getaway (David Twohy, USA); Still Walking (Hirokazu Koreeda, Japan); Black Dynamite (Scott Sanders, USA); and Everything Strange and New (Frazer Bradshaw, USA)
5. Katie Featherston and Micah Sloat in Paranormal Activity (Oren Peli, USA)
6. Alec Baldwin in Lymelife (Derick Martini, USA)
7. Spock (Zachary Quinto and Leonard Nimoy) in Star Trek (J.J. Abrams, USA/Germany)
8. Michael Cera in Paper Heart (Nicholas Jasenovec, USA)
9. Kali Hawk in Couples Retreat (Peter Billingsly, USA)
10. Paul Rudd in I Love You, Man (John Hamburg, USA)
11. Zach Gilford in Dare (Adam Salky, USA)
12. Woody Harrelson in Zombieland (Ruben Fleischer, USA) and 2012 (Roland Emmerich, USA/Canada)
13. Michael Shannon and John Ventimiglia, The Missing Person (Noah Buschel, USA)

paranormal-activity-dwrks2.jpg
A scene from Paranormal Activity.

Top films of 2009! SFBG film critics weigh in, part one

0

It’s that time of year again — Oscar contenders (and wannabes) are hogging the theaters, and just about every film writer who put fingers to keyboard in 2009 is making his or her top ten list. Here at the Guardian, some of us make top ten lists, and some of us make whatever kind of list we want. Check out our annual Year in Film issue, out Wed/30, and read on for our contributors’ top (and otherwise) picks.

A_Single_Man_Movie_Poster-Colin_Firth-Julianne_Moore.jpg

Louis Peitzman’s Top Ten Performances of 2009

1. Colin Firth in A Single Man (Tom Ford, USA)
2. Mo’Nique in Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire (Lee Daniels, USA)
3. Christoph Waltz in Inglourious Basterds (Quentin Tarantino, USA/Germany)
4. Marion Cotillard in Nine (Rob Marshall, USA/Italy)
5. Anna Kendrick in Up in the Air (Jason Reitman, USA)
6. Jackie Earle Haley in Watchmen (Zack Snyder, USA)
7. Michael Stuhlbarg in A Serious Man (Ethan Coen and Joel Coen, USA/UK/France)
8. Sasha Grey in The Girlfriend Experience (Steven Soderbergh, USA)
9. Meryl Streep in Julie and Julia (Nora Ephron, USA)
10. Carey Mulligan in An Education (Lone Scherfig, UK)

inglorious_basterds.jpg
Brad Pitt in Inglourious Basterds.

Erik Morse’s Top Ten Films of 2009

1. Inglourious Basterds (Quentin Tarantino, USA)
2. The Missing Person (Noah Buschel, USA)
3. The Beaches of Agnès (Agnès Varda, France)
4. Coraline (Henry Selick, USA)
5. Still Walking (Hirokazu Koreeda, Japan)
6. The Hurt Locker (Kathryn Bigelow, USA)
7. The White Ribbon (Michael Haneke, Austria/Germany/France/Italy)
8. Mother (Bong Joon-ho, South Korea)
9. Broken Embraces (Pedro Almodóvar, Spain)
10. Thirst (Chan-wook Park, South Korea)

Erik Morse’s honorable mentions: Goodbye Solo (Ramin Bahrani, USA); Revanche (Götz Spielmann, Austria); Tyson (James Toback, USA); Orphan (Jaume Collet-Serra, USA/Canada/Germany/France); Examined Life (Astra Taylor, Canada); Science is Fiction: 23 Films by Jean Painleve (Criterion Collection DVD); Rembrandt’s J’accuse (Peter Greenaway, Netherlands/Germany/Finland); Valentino: The Last Emperor (Matt Tyrnauer, USA); Jennifer’s Body (Karyn Kusama, USA)

goodbye_solo_01.jpg
Scene from Goodbye Solo.

Getting cheesy at Outerlands

0

outerlands sm 122709.jpg
Bowled over. Photo by Kimberly Chun.

By Kimberly Chun

Hmm, is there a nicer place to hunker down on a chilly, wind-swept winter day in the Outer Sunset than Outerlands? Even better is a spot at one of the weathered wood tables, over a grilled cheese sandwich made with the restaurant’s homemade levain toast and an ample bowl of hearty garlic soup — the latter is pungent and addictive, with a bite that won’t kill you. Love the chip garnish. A delightful side: ginger lemon apple cider, hot, fulfilling, and thoroughly comforting. I’d make Outerlands my own personal warming hut, if I could.

Outerlands
4001 Judah Street
San francisco, California 94112
(415) 661-6140
outerlandssf.blogspot.com

Lush bash: One of the best post-Xmas sales started today

0

lush sm 122709.jpg

By Kimberly Chun

One of the finest post-Christmas sales has to be the ask-and-they’ll-tell, somewhat-secret sale going down at Lush on Union Square.

No signs in the windows herald its arrival, but just ask a salesperson and they’ll spill the beans about the highly scented, ordinarily pricey products: buy one holiday bath bomb and you get two more free. Purchase a wrapped gift package of, say, vegan bath bombs, shower gels, and soaps and you get another free. Buy a soap and you get two more free. And so on… so get to it, if you’re a fan of the UK bath and skincare brand.

Lush Cosmetics
2116 Union St., SF
(415) 921-5874
www.lush.com

Game Theory: USF Women’s Basketball vs. Tennessee 12/21/09

0

By Caitlin Donohue

Sports give me that same special something that I love about all cultural events- even if you don’t know what the hell is going on, they’re great to project onto. The thrill of victory, the crush of defeat, these are clichés for a reason. You can dig an athlete’s face when they get that big win or fall down on their ass- whether you hit the courts on the regular or get more exercise on your daily commute (/flight from the cops/stripper pole).

So the Guardian’s getting physical, San Francisco. Here’s the first installation of our new local sport series, “Game Theory.” Feel free to holler at us if you’ve got a big game coming up.

****************
usf 1 1209.jpg
Lady Don Brittany Brumfield gets low on D against Tennessee. Photo by Erik Anderson

When we walked into the University of San Francisco War Memorial basketball court, the Lady Dons were down by twenty points. In the first quarter. Which would be a huge bummer if you didn’t take into account the following background informations: