Guardian staffers adore Seattle’s “only newspaper in town,” the Stranger. And we’re sending a major air kiss north for its cover package this week “Men Who Rock.” The Rolling Stone send-up apes that rag’s oft-copied Janet-with-her-boobs-being-held cover shot and typical lady musician coverage, asking local XY chromosones like cover boy Gary Smith of Partman Parthouse probing questions like “Do you set up your own gear?,” “How does it feel to play music in a largely male environment? It has to be scary or overwhelming at times,” and “How did a handsome man like you manage to get into music, of all things?” Clap, clap, alt weekly sisters.
Caitlin Donohue
Cheap basics, side of rainbow magic: Uniqlo’s full-size store opens this week
“We’re trying to impress you with the amount of colors we have for socks,” says Aldo Liguori, Uniqlo global director of corporate PR as he guides us through his Japanese clothing brand’s soon-to-be-open San Francisco store. There are indeed, a lot of sock colors. The three-story Union Square space is home to many wonders, however. Walls of affordably-priced cashmere sweaters, a magic mirror, color-shifting staircases, heat-generating clothing, and — perhaps most compelling to your reporter — a $9.90 special on “Japanese engineered denim.”
They have eggplant, dark gold, forest-colored jeans. An autumn palette rainbow. Grab them while they last. “They are manufactured in ChIina,” said Liguori in a reserved cadence befitting a person whose office is in the Minato ward of Tokyo. “But to Uniqlo Japanese standards.”
Not even $10. Elbows out on Friday, shoppers.
Sure, I spent the morning touring a chain clothing store. But Uniqlo is an exciting chain clothing store, way more exciting than Target, although maybe not as exciting as Top Shop. Te Powell Street location is the fifth full-fledged US location, although a San Francisco pop-up shop has been open since August a few blocks away. Would you believe New Jersey got a full-sized Uniqlo before the Bay Area? It did 🙁
Nonetheless, Uniqlo’s been busy at the hype game here in SF — promotional gambits have included online games involving Japanese cult cat Maru, and panel discussions held in the pop-up with Goapele and Mission Chinese Food’s Danny Bowein.
Those $9.90 jeans are one of a few opening days sales — you can also get their heavily-promoted, weirdly-lightweight down jackets for $49.90, and no less than six pairs of socks for $9.90. Uniqlo’s big on basics, but a lot of the basics come with twists, like aforementioned Heatech line of heat-producing long underwear, tank tops, etc. I swooned at the SF store over the wool cocoon coats and Double Standard by Masahisa Takino line of solid, Helmut Lang-like pieces. Slouchy sweatshirt shrugs, futuristic-looking rain trenches, etc.
But maybe you’re in it for the majick. You’ll find it here — like I said the staircases breathe rainbow. There are rotating army of fedora-wearing rainbow-clad mannequins, LOOK:
… and a mirror that, with the touch of a button, will change the color of the reflection of the fleece or down jacket you are wearing, so that you can see whether you’re more of a rose or a silver.
DISCLAIMER: By popular demand, we’d like to remind you that clothes produced in China are not subject to the same labor laws as clothes produced here in the United States (love you, Guardianistas.) Please note, Uniqlo has a mediocre history when it comes to these issues.
Uniqlo San Francisco store opening
Fri/5
Store hours: Mon.-Sat., 10am-9pm; Sun., 10am-8pm
111 Powell, SF
Panther medicine
caitlin@sfbg.com
HERBWISE The night before our interview, Elder Freeman spoke alongside Peace and Freedom Party presidential candidate (and beloved sitcom sassmouth) Roseanne Barr, 2008 Green Party candidate Cynthia McKinney, and others about the political possibilities of marijuana at a panel discussion held inside Oaksterdam University.
As Black Panther History Month begins, commemorating the 46th anniversary of the party’s founding by Freeman and his peers — see info on events at the end of this article — it seems only fitting that the cannabis movement and the Panthers’ struggle for social justice and the right to control our own communities be connected. For Freeman, the two have become inextricably linked.
The morning of the day we met at West Oakland’s Revolution Cafe, the 67 year old original member of LA’s Black Panther Party had two doctors appointments. Freeman has colon cancer. Three years ago, he was diagnosed with prostate cancer. He smokes marijuana to improve his appetite — he’s used to eating a single meal a day, but that’s not enough to keep up his strength during treatment. As a long-time 215 card-carrier, the last year’s federal crackdown on cannabis dispensaries threatens to send him back to buying pot on the streets.
Is access to marijuana a Black Panther issue? Freeman thinks so. He tells me why over a cup of coffee (cream, no sugar), and between interruptions by well-wishers — the entire neighborhood knows him, it seems, they all want to pay their respects.
“It’s all connected. The simple fact is that the judicial system is inadequate. The whole idea that they want to keep it in an illegal state is so that they can criminalize people.” He became aware of cannabis, he says, when Bob Marley started talking about its connection to non-violence. “I identified with the Rasta community for awhile,” he tells me.
Freeman’s been told that this current bout of cancer is incurable. But he’s also been told that the Watts uprising in 1965 that was responsible for his political awakening was actually riots and that he deserved to spend those seven years in jail alongside many of his Panther cohorts on a laundry list of mostly trumped-up charges. He didn’t buy those things either.
In fact, at Oaksterdam he shared with the crowd that he plans on going to Cuba for a second opinion on his medical treatment. “There’s something about American medicine that seems to be lacking,” he says.
Last night’s event was actually the first time Freeman spoke as a cannabis activist. He spends most of his time as an advocate these days working for inmate rights — not surprising when you consider he spent the better part of a decade as a political prisoner. He works with All of Us or None (www.allofusornone.org), a national organization that works to “ban the box” — remove questions about past incarceration from employment applications — promote inmate voting rights, and build awareness in the communities most affected by mass incarceration. So although personally, access to cannabis is clearly a health concern, he tends to speak about it with more a law and order focus.
“People are doing a lot of time for something that they shouldn’t even be in jail for.” He wonders out loud to me about why we don’t lock up cigarette producers. “They got it backwards. But that’s capitalism.”
BLACK PANTHER HISTORY MONTH RALLY
Oct. 13, noon
Frank Ogawa Plaza, Oakl.
BLACK PANTHER HISTORY MONTH EXHIBIT
Oct. 13, 2pm, free
Geoffrey’s Inner Circle
410 14th St., Oakl.
Tonight! Don’t miss your chance to meet a bunch of rich white guys!
Today starting at 6:15pm you have an excellent chance to revel in the population demographic defined by Urban Dictionary as “a group of people who are blamed for all of the problems in the world.” Yes, it’s white males! And they’re rich, too — or at least they comandeer incredibly expensive toys. The chappies in question are the America’s Cup skippers, who will be on display in the America’s Cup Village (now open 10am-7pm Tuesday-Saturday) at Little Marina Green on Marina Boulevard.
There will be an official presentation of the rugged chaps, then a Q&A sesson and autograph signing. We must say, proof of sailing’s populist appeal has never been more evident. For more skipper mugs, check out the Cup’s “Sailor Faces” Facebook album.
Stealing the American dream back from Chuck Norris
Why’d we let him do it, United States of America? All of a sudden (maybe this happened awhile ago), the face of “America” was no longer the face of the people who’d been there for millenia, but rather a gun-toting, karate-chopping, Christian blogging white guy (there may have been steps in between the two.)
Reminder brought to you by Gerardo de Sepulveda, the painter behind the comically-rendered “Chuck Norris and the Theft of the American Spirit” and one of the Bay Area Native Americans featured in Galeria de la Raza and the Indigenous Arts Coalition‘s group exhibition “Native Diaspora Now.”
Richard Castaneda’s “Sacred Pipe”
The show is an at-times wry look at Native American life in America today. In another corner of the gallery hangs a multimedia piece by Richard Castaneda. It’s deals in American spirit, too — the kind you smoke. Baby blue and yellow headdress-adorned cigarrette boxes, arranged in the shape of a cross, adorned with feathers hanging from Pepsi bottlecaps. It’s instantly recognizable as coming from a Native tradition, but will cause cognitive woe to anyone whose concept of Native art borrows from the “ethnic print” section of Urban Outfitters.
The same can be said of the rest of the show, which ranges from leather vests hanging in space to video clips that expose deep, wailing wells of hurt, to the bright, witty work of Spencer Keeton Cunningham (who uses those working class-iconic ramen noodles to represent a figure’s heart in one memorable work, aptly titled “Chief Ramen Heart”.) It’s totally — oh dang, am I going to say this? — American in a way that any dude who campaigned for Mike Huckabee could only dream of encapsulating.
Formed in 2008 as a San Francisco Art Institute student group, the Indigenous Arts Coalition is focused on promoting First Peoples art in the Bay Area. The work deserves to be lauded, and the show marks the ascedence of the group, insofar as its website debuted at the interactive computer that is set up by Galeria de la Raza’s front door if by no other metric. Let’s hope “Native Diaspora Now” is a sign of more insightful projects to come.
You can drop by to see the show any time Galeria de la Raza is open, but for a more interactive look, we recommend attending Sat/6 when artists from the Indigenous Artists Coalition will speak on a panel moderated by publisher-poet Mica Valdez. Stick around afterwards for readings from Turtle Island to Abya Yala, music from The Genie and Daniel Rodriguez on the acoustic guitar, and snacks from Rocky’s Frybread.
“Native Diaspora Now”
Through Oct. 13
Indigenous Artists Coalition artist talk
Sat/6, 6-10pm, free
Galeria de la Raza
2857 24th St., SF
Street art we love, now
In celebration of the Barry McGee retrospective at Berkeley Art Museum (see our review in this week’s paper), here’s a list of some of our favorite spots for street art in the Bay Area
Twick: 23rd and Capp
Francisco “Twick” Aquino of the Inner City Phame crew is a legend in this land for his luscious mural works, from big cats prowling Clarion Alley to this Latino street scene, which happens to be one of our favorites in the city right now for its lovingly-rendered paleta carts, flower sellers, and neighborhood feel. It was created through the SF Arts Commission’s anti-vandalism Street SmARTS program.
The Womens Building
Well this is a duh. Like the nearby Cesar Chavez Elementary School (825 Shotwell, SF), this is Mission street art par excellence. Right now, the center is amid a major restoration project, so its gem tones are under scaffolding. Throw them some dough if you can to keep the city looking fly.
3543 18th St., SF. (415) 431-1180, www.womensbuilding.org
Endless Canvas’ Special Delivery
When an arts enthusiast discovered the abandoned warehouse on the Berkeley land he purchased was being used as a gallery for local taggers, he did the right thing: put the three-story space into the hands of graff website Endless Canvas to curate and show to the crowds. The building’s still set to be demolished soon, so check out the aerosol beauty this Sunday — it may be your last chance.
Viewing hours: Sun/30, noon-6pm, free. 1350 Fourth St., Berk. www.endlesscanvas.com
Sirron Norris: 18th and Bryant
This fantasy land on the wall of Calumet Photo is the largest one ever painted by the Mission’s resident street cartoonist, and judging from a conversation we had with him last week, the undertaking was so vast that superlative will probably stand. Check out the catapaulting bears, row houses, and happy cameras and say cheese.
Steel: Tehama Alley and Ninth Street
Hamburger apocalypse! Though this carni-doozy of a mural is behind a chainlink fence, that only adds to its back alley allure. Steel happens to be the art director at hat kings Goorin Bros., whose corporate offices back onto this gem.
Precita Eyes Visitor’s Center
To get the lowdown on the history of wall art in the Mission, join a mural walking tour, or see Cynthia De Losa’s phenomenal dioramas made with Homies figurines, hit up this arts center.
2981 24th St., SF. (415) 285-2287, www.precitaeyes.org
Xavi Panneton: Cypress Alley
Maybe Burning Man fried our synapses, but we flip for Panneton’s Ganesh. The goddess has conjured a spiral wave of majestic beauty that sweeps the wall around her, but is still vacuuming and performing household chores with her many arms. For the superwoman in all of our lives.
Roa: Barlett and 21st Street
Hat tip to the traveling international street art stars who utilize our city as temporary canvas: Ghent’s Roa is famed for his massive renderings of droopy animal carcasses, but painted three very peppy seals to adorn a wall overlooking Thursday’s Mission Community Market.
“COPE2: The Rebirth”
Time to get back to where we started from. This famed NYC subway artist mixes lettering techniques, abstract images, and gumption into multimedia pieces in this solo gallery show at the super-shiny Project One art bar.
Oct. 3-Nov. 10. Opening reception: Oct. 3, 7pm, free. Project One, 251 Rhode Island, SF. www.p1sf.com
Apex and Mona Caron: McAllister and Market
Two masters unite for this piece on the back of the Luggage Gallery’s Trailhead coffeeshop. Apex crafts 3-D versions of traditional graffiti lettering, whorled and swirled to high art proportions. Caron is peerless in the world of public art uplift – for more proof, check her nearby Tenderloin mural on Jones and Golden Gate. Their Trailhead piece portrays beauty growing amid urban grit, on a particulary gritty stretch of Mid-Market.
On the Cheap Listings
Listings compiled by Caitlin Donohue and George McIntire. Submit items for the listings at listings@sfbg.com. For further information on how to submit items for the listings, see Picks.
WEDNESDAY 26
"National Anthem" Ratio 3.1, 1447 Stevenson, SF. www.ginateichart.com. 6-10pm, free. Like most artists, Gina Teichart has had significant problems paying off medical bills. Only difference is, she’s translated her frustrations with the system into her creative output. Teichart uses her actual healthcare bills to artfully document our country’s widespread medical-related anxieties and discontents.
THURSDAY 27
"Anatomy like a Woman; Parts like a Man" 1703 Telegraph, Oakl. (510) 891-0199, www.feelmore510.com. 8pm-9:30pm. Come on down to Feelmore 510, Oakland’s downtown sex shop that wants to enlighten you on matters you would never learn about in high school sex-ed. Tonight, learn how to use harnesses and dildos with sexy skill.
"Awkward and Acned: Stories about High School and Woe" Intersection for the Arts, 925 Mission, SF. (415) 626-2787 www.theintersection.org. 7pm, $5. Presented by the Litup Writers humor reading series, eight local comedians will reminisce and lament about their own stressed times in high schoo. They’ll touch on first kisses, drama club, and drinking in one’s parents’ basement.
"What Ever Happened to Darfur?" Jewish Community Relations Council, 121 Steuart, SF. (415) 957-1551, www.darfursf.org. 6-8pm, free. Believe it or not, but the Darfur genocide wasn’t solved by George Clooney. The local Darfur Coalition would like to remind you that there is still an on-going crisis. It will be premiering the new film Across The Frontlines, which details the atrocities being perpetrated on the Nuba people who inhabit the newly-named South Sudan.
FRIDAY 28
Oktoberfest by the Bay Pier 48, 297 Terry A Francois, SF. www.oktoberfestbythebay.com. Fri/28 5pm-midnight; Sat/29 11am-5pm, 6pm-midnight; Sun/30 11am-6pm, $25$75. I hope you didn’t buy your plane ticket to Germany already for this year’s Oktoberfest one of the country’s best Oktoberfests will be happening in our backyard, right next to AT&T Park. This year’s fest will cover all the bases from authentic German beer (duh!) and an assortment of succulent sausages, and will feature a 21-piece Chico Bavarian band. Because a 20-piece band just doesn’t cut it.
Inner Sunset Fourth Fridays Inner Sunset neighborhood, SF. www.innersunsetmerchants.org. 6-9pm, free. Hop the N-Judah line to the Inner Sunset to check out this burgeoning street festival. Put on by local businesses such as the Urban Bazaar, Pearl Gallery and Park Smile, this month’s installment of Inner Sunset Fourth Fridays will have handcrafted jewelry, free pizza at a secret location, and a community chanting.
SATURDAY 29
Polk Street Blues Festival Polk and California, SF. www.polkstreetbluesfestival.com 10am-6pm, free. Two stages of live tunes will rock Polk Street all the day long check out acts like zydeco artist Andre Thierry (Sat/23, 11am, California Street stage), Buckaroo Bonet (Sat/23, 4pm, Jackson and Polk stage), and Bird School of Music (Sun/24, noon, Jackson and Polk stage).
Nomadsight Jack Kerouac Alley, SF. www.nomadsight.com. Sat/29 11am-7pm; Sun/30 11am-5pm, free. Veteran world traveler and photographer Allen Myers has chosen North Beach’s most famous Beat alley to display his latest exhibit. Myers’ temporary street art installment showcases his travels in places like Barcelona, Berlin, and Zagreb. Here’s hoping Myers will feature our city in his next exhibit, wherever in the world that may be.
Party on Block 18 18th St. between Dolores and Guerrero. Noon-5pm, free. Join this neighborhood block party, happening a literal stone’s throw away from Dolores. Your taste buds won’t be the only beneficiaries of the party’s scrumptious offerings, because all proceeds from the event will be going to such awesome organizations as 826 Valencia, 18 Reasons, and the Women’s Building.
Awesome Foundation Presents: Cardboard Castles Dolores Park, SF. www.awesomefoundation.com. noon, free. If you miss playing with Legos, the Awesome Foundation is there to indulge your childish desires by providing you with the materials to build a super-sweet fortress in whatever way such things look in your dreams.
Family Day Celebration 14th Ave East Picnic Area Golden Gate Park, JFK at 14th Ave., SF. (415) 431-2453, www.sfbike.org. Round the family up and hop on your fixie, mountain bike, road bike, cruiser, or trike and bike on over to Golden Gate Park for all sorts of fun bike-related activities like a parade the whole familial unit can ride out in, bike care classes, and biker Jeopardy games.
SUNDAY 30
Dogma Hayes Valley neighborhood, Octavia and Hayes, SF. www.sfspca.org. In a city where dogs outnumber children, it makes sense to have a woof-centric festival. For those of you without dogs, this fest will host on-site adoptions and for best friend-ed up, you are cordially invited to enter your beloved canine. Give ’em a chance to put on their fancy paws.
TUESDAY 2
Burning Books showcase The Green Arcade, 1680 Market, SF. (415) 431-6800 www.thegreenarcade.com. This sustainability-focused bookstore will play host to publisher Burning Books’ Quandrants reading series, which today features writers Thomas Frick, L.K. Larsen, and Melody Sumner Carnahan.
On the Cheap Listings
Listings compiled by Caitlin Donohue and George McIntire. Submit items for the listings at listings@sfbg.com. For further information on how to submit items for the listings, see Picks.
WEDNESDAY 26
"National Anthem" Ratio 3.1, 1447 Stevenson, SF. www.ginateichart.com. 6-10pm, free. Like most artists, Gina Teichart has had significant problems paying off medical bills. Only difference is, she’s translated her frustrations with the system into her creative output. Teichart uses her actual healthcare bills to artfully document our country’s widespread medical-related anxieties and discontents.
THURSDAY 27
"Anatomy like a Woman; Parts like a Man" 1703 Telegraph, Oakl. (510) 891-0199, www.feelmore510.com. 8pm-9:30pm. Come on down to Feelmore 510, Oakland’s downtown sex shop that wants to enlighten you on matters you would never learn about in high school sex-ed. Tonight, learn how to use harnesses and dildos with sexy skill.
"Awkward and Acned: Stories about High School and Woe" Intersection for the Arts, 925 Mission, SF. (415) 626-2787 www.theintersection.org. 7pm, $5. Presented by the Litup Writers humor reading series, eight local comedians will reminisce and lament about their own stressed times in high schoo. They’ll touch on first kisses, drama club, and drinking in one’s parents’ basement.
"What Ever Happened to Darfur?" Jewish Community Relations Council, 121 Steuart, SF. (415) 957-1551, www.darfursf.org. 6-8pm, free. Believe it or not, but the Darfur genocide wasn’t solved by George Clooney. The local Darfur Coalition would like to remind you that there is still an on-going crisis. It will be premiering the new film Across The Frontlines, which details the atrocities being perpetrated on the Nuba people who inhabit the newly-named South Sudan.
FRIDAY 28
Oktoberfest by the Bay Pier 48, 297 Terry A Francois, SF. www.oktoberfestbythebay.com. Fri/28 5pm-midnight; Sat/29 11am-5pm, 6pm-midnight; Sun/30 11am-6pm, $25$75. I hope you didn’t buy your plane ticket to Germany already for this year’s Oktoberfest one of the country’s best Oktoberfests will be happening in our backyard, right next to AT&T Park. This year’s fest will cover all the bases from authentic German beer (duh!) and an assortment of succulent sausages, and will feature a 21-piece Chico Bavarian band. Because a 20-piece band just doesn’t cut it.
Inner Sunset Fourth Fridays Inner Sunset neighborhood, SF. www.innersunsetmerchants.org. 6-9pm, free. Hop the N-Judah line to the Inner Sunset to check out this burgeoning street festival. Put on by local businesses such as the Urban Bazaar, Pearl Gallery and Park Smile, this month’s installment of Inner Sunset Fourth Fridays will have handcrafted jewelry, free pizza at a secret location, and a community chanting.
SATURDAY 29
Polk Street Blues Festival Polk and California, SF. www.polkstreetbluesfestival.com 10am-6pm, free. Two stages of live tunes will rock Polk Street all the day long check out acts like zydeco artist Andre Thierry (Sat/23, 11am, California Street stage), Buckaroo Bonet (Sat/23, 4pm, Jackson and Polk stage), and Bird School of Music (Sun/24, noon, Jackson and Polk stage).
Nomadsight Jack Kerouac Alley, SF. www.nomadsight.com. Sat/29 11am-7pm; Sun/30 11am-5pm, free. Veteran world traveler and photographer Allen Myers has chosen North Beach’s most famous Beat alley to display his latest exhibit. Myers’ temporary street art installment showcases his travels in places like Barcelona, Berlin, and Zagreb. Here’s hoping Myers will feature our city in his next exhibit, wherever in the world that may be.
Party on Block 18 18th St. between Dolores and Guerrero. Noon-5pm, free. Join this neighborhood block party, happening a literal stone’s throw away from Dolores. Your taste buds won’t be the only beneficiaries of the party’s scrumptious offerings, because all proceeds from the event will be going to such awesome organizations as 826 Valencia, 18 Reasons, and the Women’s Building.
Awesome Foundation Presents: Cardboard Castles Dolores Park, SF. www.awesomefoundation.com. noon, free. If you miss playing with Legos, the Awesome Foundation is there to indulge your childish desires by providing you with the materials to build a super-sweet fortress in whatever way such things look in your dreams.
Family Day Celebration 14th Ave East Picnic Area Golden Gate Park, JFK at 14th Ave., SF. (415) 431-2453, www.sfbike.org. Round the family up and hop on your fixie, mountain bike, road bike, cruiser, or trike and bike on over to Golden Gate Park for all sorts of fun bike-related activities like a parade the whole familial unit can ride out in, bike care classes, and biker Jeopardy games.
SUNDAY 30
Dogma Hayes Valley neighborhood, Octavia and Hayes, SF. www.sfspca.org. In a city where dogs outnumber children, it makes sense to have a woof-centric festival. For those of you without dogs, this fest will host on-site adoptions and for best friend-ed up, you are cordially invited to enter your beloved canine. Give ’em a chance to put on their fancy paws.
TUESDAY 2
Burning Books showcase The Green Arcade, 1680 Market, SF. (415) 431-6800 www.thegreenarcade.com. This sustainability-focused bookstore will play host to publisher Burning Books’ Quandrants reading series, which today features writers Thomas Frick, L.K. Larsen, and Melody Sumner Carnahan.
Narc fetish
caitlin@sfbg.com
HERBWISE I’ll be honest with you, after last week’s Herbwise interview with Peace and Freedom Party presidential candidate/everything to everyone person Roseanne Barr, I feel like anything I write this week is going to be a sad, sorry after party. Kind of like me in my cubicle right now, nursing Folsom Street Fair-inflicted wounds. Even my last-minute plans to get picked up for blowing smoke in public — purely for the benefit of this column, of course — were foiled when I couldn’t figure out who the real pigs were at the Fair. Damn you, accurate latex replicas!
Thank goodness there is plenty of stupid celebrity cannabis news to tide us over.
BLAZED THIS WAY
Lady Gaga rifled through a pile of presents tossed onstage at her September 18 concert at Amsterdam’s Ziggo Dome, sniffed a bunch of tobacco cigarettes, finally found a cellophane-wrapped, bread stick-sized joint, and sparked it in front of the crowd.
She’s already on record about smoking weed to aide her songwriting creativity, which may explain the surfeit of 420-themed presents in the mountain of swag that had been flung at her by fans. She took a high-shine to a white belly shirt with two cannabis leaves printed over the breasts, and ditched her studded black mini-dress to change into the shirt, baring some awkwardly rolled-down fishnets.
Yes folks, she’s smoking openly, a move unfortunately timed simultaneously with a rather impressive pre-tour weight gain. Awkward “munchies” jokes, deploy.
A BRIEF BREAK FROM THE TABLOIDS
But perhaps Gaga was just trying to bring attention to a recent mega-breakthrough in the world of medical research. Scientists at our very own California Pacific Medical Center have found evidence in lab and animal tests that the cannabis chemical compound cannabidol can effectively impair ID-1, the gene that causes cancer to spread.
The pair of docs that made the discovery want to make it clear that the amount of cannabidol needed for these positive effects are so vast they can’t be effectively obtained by smoking, but nevertheless, the discovery does bode well for more weed research in oncology.
… AND WE’RE BACK
Fiona Apple faces up to 10 years in jail on a felony charge after her tour bus was pulled over in the famously-anti-drug town of Sierra Blanca, Texas and drug dogs reportedly found four grams of hashish in her possession. Sierra Blanca cops have also caught Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson holding.
The “Criminal” singer had to spend the night in jail and postpone her Austin concert, saving her somewhat abstract tirade against the cops that locked her up until Houston. She said she has “encoded” some information about potentially illegal actions performed by her arresting officers, which she’ll hold to herself unless they want to get “fucking famous”
Classily, one of said officers has responded in a letter sent to TMZ. Gary “Rusty” Fleming, jowly information officer for the Hudspeth County sheriff’s office (and creator of a grisly, fear-mongering drug war documentary Silver or Lead, the website of which proudly lists kudos from Department of Homeland Security deportation officers) called Apple “honey,” before the insults began: “I’m already more famous than you, I don’t need your help. However, it would appear that you need mine.” He concluded that she should just “shut up and sing.”
Which brings to mind a man I saw at the fair this weekend dressed as a narcotic agent. At the time, I couldn’t imagine a less arousing thing to base sexual fantasies on, but now I totally get it: being a narc might just be the most perverted thing ever.
Vacancy voyeur: Matt Fisher’s shots of a Treasure Island that waits
Originally built as an airport for flying boats, Treasure Island’s man-made four square kilometers went on to house the Navy, and now is home to wineries, environmental hazards, electronic music from time to time, 2,500 people — most of them low-income, many of them college students — and tons of unused, abandoned buildings that capture the imagination of artists (check out this video from Tiny Town Productions we posted last year.)
The latest creative type to get inspired is Matt Fisher, a photographer who captured the isle’s luminous creepiness in his shots. Now that there’s plans to build more housing on the isle, Fisher is working on turning the images into a book to capture a moment in time and structures that may not be around much longer. We caught up with him about his tangles with pollution, ghosts, and about why he didn’t shoot any of Treasure Island’s living inhabitants.
San Francisco Bay Guardian: What inspired you to take on Treasure Island?
Matt Fisher: About six years ago, a friend of mine started working for the Treasure Island Development Authority, which oversees all the properties on the island. Through visits out there and seeing some of the buildings left over from the Navy’s occupation, I became intrigued with the story behind the island. I ended up doing a short-form documentary for Current TV on the island and the location has been lingering with me ever since. I watched it become more populated with residents and businesses, and about two years ago, I finally started taking my camera out there. Current plans for redevelopment to turn Treasure Island into an eco-friendly city had me wondering what would happen to these tarnished old remnants of the island’s past. Would they be forgotten like so many other things? That was when I decided to document the island and the remaining structures as thoroughly as I could.
SFBG: There are thousands of people living out there and I don’t see any of them in your shots — why didn’t you shoot the inhabited portions of the island?
MF: I have always been fascinated by the phenomenon when a human is added to the landscape of a picture, whether it is a painting, video, or photo. Immediately, it seems like your attention is directed at the figure. Humans love to look at other humans. Take the human out of the picture and you start realizing elements of the landscape again, the buildings and the objects. I really tried to keep people out of many of these photos for that reason. The landscape on Treasure Island is so bizarre, I really tried to portray that desolate and eerie feeling to the viewers.
SFBG: I know the island is crazy polluted — did you run into any dicey situations involving waste out there?
MF: I personally didn’t run into any problems out there but most of the pollution problems come from invisible culprits, so maybe I did and just don’t know it yet. Asbestos is running rampant out there and taking out a lot of buildings. Low levels of radiation are also a factor and now the recent news of a botched radiological assessment from the past has the Island’s future looking sketchy again. I really felt like this was a critical time to do this project with all the uncertainties swirling around its growth over the last five years. My hope is that this book can serve as a historical reference to immortalize this mysterious landmass before it’s too late.
SFBG: Ghosts?
MF: I am sad to report I experienced no ghosts. The attached Yerba Buena Island may have a few lurking around though. Indian burial artifacts and other human remains have been found out there while building the Bay Bridge back in the late 1930s. They found a mammoth’s tusk as well!
Werewolf beats all: Interview with the CEO of fantasy sex toy site Bad Dragon (NSFW)
At this point, the dragon dildos have become a personal archetype. Since Bad Dragon came onto my Internet psyche, the Arizona company’s vividly colored sci-fi/fantasy sex toys have lingered around the corners of my mind. The mental exertion that designers had spent on what a cockatrice’s penis might look like and on how an orca’s vagina would feel to stick yourself into. The craftsmanship (made in the USA.) The lovingly-written, exciting character bios and comic illustrations that let you know that your Moko the Liger toy is embodied by a feline dojo master who favors wearing revealing tunics.
At some point, we realized it was perfect for this week’s Sex Issue and we made a flow chart in celebration. (You can check the chart in our digital edition, page 29.) Once again, the Bay Area has cause to fulminate on which characters from LOTR, Brian Jacques’ Redwall, and outer space it’d most like to meet outside the pages of their fan fic.
But Bad Dragon’s a slippery slope. Make a flow chart, and you want to know the whole story behind the company. Hence, this email interview with Varka, the mysterious CEO and founder of the company, who dips occasionally into third person in a way we found endearing. Read on for office catfights, and about the supremacy of the werewolf race.
SFBG: Who started Bad Dragon and why?
V: The initial idea to produce fantasy-themed adult toys happened in 2007, when Varka was first learning to sculpt in clay over Skype with other fantasy enthusiasts. These accidentally created fantasy cocks were amusingly well recieved when photos were posted online. At this point Varka realized that if these toys were to become available for others, significant help would be required to turn the prototypes into a viable business.
As a result, Bad Dragon was founded in June 2008 by Narse, Raith, Varka, and Athus, out of a shared love of all things fantasy. At the time there was a very poor selection of fantasy-themed toys available, and so they focused their enthusiasm and talents towards filling that niche. Since the very beginning Bad Dragon has grown at an astonishing rate, starting with just four people and growing to nearly 30 people, all working towards the goal of making fantasies real.
Varka is a computing science graduate and systems designer from Scotland that loves to tinker with prototypes, produce proof of concepts, and pursue new ideas.
Narse is an esteemed fantasy artist whose love for his favorite characters knows no bounds. His art can be seen today in the character art that accompanies most of the products that BD sells.
Raith is a talented craftsman, whose contributions in mold making and model finishing were instrumental in BD’s success.
Athus was a talented and driven illustrator and 3D sculptor, who created some of BD’s finest designs. He sadly passed away in 2011, and is missed by all.
SFBG: What is the most popular model?
V: Our most popular model is David the Werewolf, closely followed by Natascha the Anthro Husky. Bruiser the Fusion also gets a lot of love from customers.
SFBG: Who came up with the idea for the liger edition?
V: It was a team effort; we got a lot of requests for something feline-ish through our forums, and that combined with a lack of decent anthro feline toys on the market persuaded us that it was about time we developed something to meet that demand. We ended up deciding on a tiger-lion hybrid — mainly because there was no clear winner in the tiger versus lion versus panther “catfight” that took place via staff emails!
SFBG: Does the Bad Dragon community exist offline? Are there gatherings for the fantasy-sexual?
V: The community exists in little pockets offline. We sell at conventions, but often our customers will meet up with one another and host their own small-scale gatherings, particularly at conventions. So far we’ve not seen many large gatherings mostly because of the wide geographic dispersion of our customers. We’re hopeful that with wider exposure and awareness of the fantasy-sexual community (as well as other events which draw in new people such as fantasy/sci-fi conventions) that there’ll be more in the future!
Getting into it: ‘Vagina’ is still a book about vagina
If there is one thing that some feminists like to do, it is tell each other that they are not really feminist — or, judging from the Internet over the past weeks, that’s what newsmedia enjoys paying them to write about. Imagine that two competing “waves” at an NFL game crash into each other and their wavers begin hurling epithets involving biological primacy (“the wave’s appeal lies in the rolling motion of the womb experience!”) and unacknowledged privilege (“our wave does not rely on fancy running shoes for buoyancy, or expensive snack bar items for flourish!”)
Naomi Wolf wrote a book called Vagina: A Biography, and is now being torn apart, bit by bit, by representatives of various feminist waves in nearly every vaunted publication in the land. I’m saying: she did write a book called Vagina, though.
Bongwater: Power of Pussy from DANGEROUS MINDS on Vimeo.
Recently, I did an email interview with Wolf about the merits of her book. I sent her the questions before most of the more scathing reviews of Vagina hit the Internet presses, so most of them revolved around which pieces of her research she found the most compelling. When asked to summarize the shortcomings of research publicized heretofore on vags, she wrote to me:
It is stuck in the 1970s, when Masters and Johnson concluded that men’s and women’s sexual responses were basically the same proces (arousal, plateaue, climax, resolution) and when Shere Hite (admirably for the time) concluded that the vagina and clitoris were unrelated, and everyone thought the vagina has little innervation.
New data show that women and men are very different in what arouses them and brings them to orgasm and that even their pelvic wiring is very different.
Men’s nerves in the pelvis and penis and fairly simple and regular — but women’s ‘pelvis innervations’ is like lace, compared to the male “grid.” There are neural terminio [sic] for women in the clitoris, as we know, but also in the walls of the vagina, the mouth of the cervix, the G-spot, the anus, the perineum — and every woman’s wiring is different! So the takeaway is that if you want to make a woman happy, whether you are male or female, you need to learn each woman’s patterns and responses anew and pay careful attention and engage is very attentive exploration. And listen to what she likes.
Read Wolf’s book and you’ll get an amazing lesson on female biology, and perhaps even more interestingly, the social history of the pussy. From ancient worship of goddess-whores up to references to the cunt in 20th century jazz in the US, this is stuff that really helps to contextualize our current struggles with those who would penalize us for having anatomy.
Wolf visits 1900s dance routines choreographed by Lois Fuller in her exploration of the history of vaginal representation
But, as other reviewers have mentioned, she does founder a little when she starts hypothesizing.
From a passage asserting that eye contact is important for sexual satisfaction:
Page 299: “Might it be that some new mothers – starved of deep gazing from their husbands – are more at risk of being drawn into a charmed circle of mutual gazing with their babies, which leaves out the man?”
And on the loss of self-awareness during climax:
Page 284: “The findings could be read as hinting – not by any means confirming – that the ages-old fear that sex makes women into something like witches, or into maenads who have no moral boundaries at the moment of orgasm, may have a bit of truth to it.”
No snap moral judgments made at the height of your climax, witches! You can imagine now, why people have been reacting poorly to some of Wolf’s “findings.” (I would love to see the owner of a penis make any kind of decision at all while climaxing. No really, send videos.)
Other charges leveled at Vagina have involved heterocentricity, although Wolf admittedly trys to explain why the book is focused on penis-loving women in her introduction. She says she thinks women of all sexualities deserve books focused on their vaginas. And next time she’ll do more, she said in the email: “in the next edition I will expand the info that there is for lesbian, bisexual, and transwomen, even given its scarcity, because of the extreme interest from my readers across the spectrum.”
I’m not denying the book’s got issues. But then, this weekend, as I lolled on Dolo’s Gay Beach shelf above that brave new Disneyland of a playground, I read my copy of Vagina. Muttering middle-aged men shot death glares at the spliff dangling from my fingers (I moved downwind as requested.)
And all of a sudden, I got weirded out. I think it had something to do with the big red “vagina” written in red cursive letters on the book I was reading. In Dolores Park, really! It felt like I was engaged in something untoward, and not to be dramatic but in that moment I realized that no matter the woman-stealing babies and witch-producing orgasms contained in the pages of Vagina, it is still: a feminist book. And a heavily-researched book about vagina, with history lessons on vagina, and a frank discussion of the importance of the female genitals.
Perhaps sadly, that’s still a big something. Not to get all maenad, but at Wolf’s upcoming SF dates I’d like to shake her hand and say thanks for putting it out there.
Naomi Wolf
Wed/19, 7pm, free
51 Tamal Vista Blvd, Corte Madera
Thu/20, 7pm, $25-30
Jewish Community Center
3200 California, SF
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WEDNESDAY 19
Meet the artist: “Photographs From Lebanon” SF Main Library, 100 Larkin, SF. www.sfpl.org. 6pm, free. Najib Joe Hakim went back to his hometown Beirut to capture the culture that survived after Israel bombed the country. Coffee, candles, fishermen repairing nets — the resulting photo exhibit is a testament to resiliency, check it out today with the artist as your guide.
Elizabeth Rosner reads Grace Paley Pegasus Books, 1885 Solano, Berk. (510) 525-6888, www.pegasusbookstore.com. 7:30pm, free. The award-winning bookstore and Berkeley establishment Pegasus Books is starting up a brand-new reading series showcasing local writers opining on and dissecting the works of other writers. The first writer’s words to be in the spotlight will be activist Grace Paley, whose three feminist short stories will be interpreted by novelist Elizabeth Rosner.
24th Street Listening Project Brava Theater, 2781 24th St., SF. (415) 641-7657, www.brava.org. 5pm-9pm, free. In this project, artists Lynn Marie Kirby and Alexis Petty double as your tour guides as they take you on a vibrant five-block excursion complete with colorful meditation and reverberating echoes and concludes with the creation of a collective pigment poem. After the walk there will be a presentation at the Brava that will include mapping videos, local music, and story-telling.
THURSDAY 20
California history third Thursdays Society of California Pioneers, 300 Fourth St., SF. (415) 957-1849, www.californiapioneers.org. 4-7pm, free. Full of California pride, but uninformed on California history? The Society of California Pioneers will gladly school you on the history of our great state with their “Third Thursday” bargain book sale. Visitors and amateur California historians will also have the chance to check out the current exhibit “Singing the Golden State,” which showcases a collection of late 18th and early 19th century songs that pay homage to our fair state.
“Art Making in the 21st Century: Social and Subversive Practices” Yerba Buena Community Benefit District, UC Berkeley Extension, 95 Third St., (415) 644-0728, www.artsindialogue.org. 7pm, free. Reactionary artists Anthony Discenza, Dawn Weleski, and Ray Beldner will convene to tackle issues surrounding community-based art-making on a panel sponsored by the Yerba Buena Community Benefit District. These artists whose work involves re-appropriating common items of normal will be discussing interactive media, guerrilla interventions, and more.
SATURDAY 22
LOTR roundtable discussion Books Inc., 601 Van Ness, SF. www.booksinc.net. 7pm, free. In honor of the 75th anniversary of The Hobbit, this bookstore hosts an open panel discussion on the books. Guinness for the grown-ups will be provided, plus birthday cake for all ages.
Tour de Fat Lindley Meadow, Golden Gate Park, SF. www.newbelgium.com. 11am-5pm, parade registration 10am, free admission, $5 parade admission. A bike-beer carnival par excellence, featuring live bands, a costumed bike parade, and an elaborate ritual in which a lucky automobilist trades in their car for a fly new cycle.
North Beach Art Walk North Beach neighborhood, SF. www.artwalk.thd.org. Also Sun/23, 11am-6pm, free. The fifth annual NB art walk visits a plethora of cafes, galleries, and studios. Snag a map from Live Worms Gallery (1345 Grant, SF), and discover the northern neighborhood’s founts of creativity.
Roadworks: A Steamroller Printing Festival Rhode Island between 16th and 17th Sts., SF. www.sfcb.org. Noon-5pm, free. San Francisco Center for the Book celebrates the art of printed matter with this street fair, which features a three-ton construction steamroller that will put the finishing touches on 3-foot square linoleum block prints.
Superhero Street Fair Cesar Chavez and Indiana, SF. www.superherosf.com. 2pm-midnight, $10 in costume, $20 otherwise. Flip those undies outside your tights and soar down to Bayview for this open-air weirdo-fest in honor of caped crusaders. Climbing walls, jousts, floating pontoon boats — plenty of trouble to get into, while sound camps like Pink Mammoth, Opel, and Dancetronauts provide beats.
Precita Eyes 35th anniversary gala Meridien Gallery, 535 Powell, SF. www.precitaeyes.org. 5:30pm, VIP cocktail reception; 7pm, gala, $35-100. Is there a single arts organization that has done more to beautify the city of San Francisco? Debatable. Tonight, the transcendent community arts program that sponsors murals by established artists and schoolchildren alike takes a moment to reflect on its achievements. Bay graff cornerstone Estria Miyashiro will be honored for his epic contributions to the culture, and Susan Cervantes gets her due for 45 years of wall painting.
SUNDAY 23
Teacher supplies swap Fontana Room, 1050 North Point, SF. www.educycle.com/party. 3-6pm, free. Maestros, bring your old classroom accoutrements and trade up with your peers. There will be wine, snacks, chances to share back to school war stories.
Yerba Buena family day Yerba Buena Gardens, Mission and Fourth St., SF. www.ybfamilyday.org. 11am-4pm, free. Grab the fam for cost-free entry at the SFMOMA, Children’s Creativity Museum, Contemporary Jewish Museum, and Museum of the African Diaspora. When the troops tire of the museum track, head to the YB Gardens for free performances by Latin jazz great Eddie Palmieri, Red Panda Acrobats, Afro-Puerto Rican group Los Pleneros de la 21, and much more.
MONDAY 24
“20 Years of Critical Mass Art” 518 Valencia, SF. www.sfcriticalmass.org. Opening reception: 6pm, free. The 20th anniversary of SF’s world-famous monthly bike parade-protest kicks off its celebrations with this show of posters, t-shirts, graphics, and more from the last two decades.
Roseanne vs. mind control
caitlin@sfbg.com
HERBWISE A world in which everyone waits with bated breath for you to turn the bitch on must be an odd one to live in. But such is — presidential candidate — Roseanne Barr’s world, so I am equal parts thrilled and terrified when she reprimands me for going off subject with a question about how she takes her cannabis.
It does not seem quite so off topic to your starstruck, trying-to-hold-shit-together columnist, however. Everyone’s favorite working class feminist sassmouth is running for the highest office in the land (after losing the Green Party nomination to Jill Stein, she is now on the Peace and Freedom ticket with Iraq War momtivist Cindy Sheehan), and Barr has made no bones about the fact that what’s happening with weed is a pre-eminent part of her campaign.
(She does answer the question, though: the marijuana card-carrying superstar says she rubs cannabis lotion on her joints for arthritis and consumes edibles to treat her glaucoma. She told Letterman that she uses weed for her “mental illness.” That guy gets all the good lines.)
“One in eight of the people in our prisons are there for marijuana,” she tells me as I try of think of a way to convince her to be my date to the upcoming drag re-enactment of her epic 1990s sitcom. “So when people think that [ending cannabis Prohibition] is a big joke and that it’s not relevant, they really ought to take a look at how [the government has] used marijuana to get their big boot on everybody’s neck.”
No one will dispute that Barr offers something different as a third-party presidential candidate. Amid the polished speeches and mind-numbing say-nothingness of 2012, hers is the lone voice asserting that yes, Paul Ryan “feasts on the blood of children” and that “anyone who eats Shit Fil-A deserves to get the cancer that is sure to come from eating antibiotic-filled tortured chickens 4Christ,” (sic) as went two of her Twitter missives that have recently inspired commentary from those who surely, never captained a top-five sitcom for six years.
Should these 140-character call-outs sound extreme to you, consider this: smoke more marijuana. “I have to say,” Barr muses, breaking from telling me how she decided to challenge Obama for the White House. “It might be my medical marijuana that allows me to go that deeply away from engrained mind control programming so that I can actually look at solutions. It does get people questioning reality, and I think this is a time when we all need to do that.”
In closing, I ask her the same thing I ask pretty much everyone I interview for Herbwise: why does she think the federal government spent the last year cracking down on state-legal cannabis dispensaries and farmers in California and elsewhere? Everyone always says “I don’t know.”
Not this babe, though. “It’s just to lock people up,” Barr tells me. “They’re arresting people and putting them in prison to make paint, because let me tell you this: 90 percent of the house paint sold in America is made by prison labor.”
Preach! Now, go watch her speak at Oaksterdam University with Cynthia McKinney, the 2008 Green Party presidential candidate and first black female member of Congress elected in Georgia, plus Ed Rosenthal, horticulturist and High Times columnist in the ’80s and ’90s. And/or, see drag queens reinterpret Barr’s working class family show. Whichever version of reality you prefer.
“THE POLITICAL FUTURE OF MEDICAL MARIJUANA” PANEL DISCUSSION
Sept. 27, 6:30-8:30pm, $20 suggested donation
Oaksterdam University
1600 Broadway, Oakl.
ROSEANNE: LIVE!
Wednesdays, Sept. 26-Nov. 14 (no Oct. 31 show), 7 and 9pm, $20-25
Rebel
1760 Market, SF
Where to get laid
culture@sfbg.com
SEX 2012 It’s time for some real sex in the city, dear friends, and as usual San Francisco is whipping and chaining things into a frenzy. Here are some select events (including the great Folsom Street Fair itself, which has some great music this year) to get you in the sling of things.
TUBESTEAK CONNECTION
Leatherman, come hear the true “music of your people.” DJ Bus Station John has been our champion of authentic, old school bathhouse disco for many a fuzzy moon, dive through the gloryhole of his vinyl collection for the special Folsom kickoff edition of his weekly Tubesteak Connection party. He’ll be playing “early 80’s hi-NRG from Bobby O and Divine to Lime and Patrick Cowley!” You’ll be playing, too. And dancing.
Thu/20, 10pm, $5. Aunt Charlie’s Lounge, 133 Turk, SF.
WOOD
Calling all big, burly lumberjacks! And fans of big. burly lumberjacks who, for the purposes of ribald jocularity we hereby dub “lumberjackers.” Fluff out your flannels and head to — where else? — that hairy den of iniquity, the Lone Star Saloon, as this youthful monthly dance party partners with the hot-hot LA Raunch crew, with DJs Aaron Elvis and the incredible Frankie Sharp. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, etc.
Thu/20, 9pm, free. Lone Star, 1354 Harrison, SF. www.facebook.com/lonestarsf
BEARRACUDA
More irresistible fuzziness at this huge bear dance party — how does the idea of 1000-plus big, sweaty, hairy men strike you? We’ll be happy just to have a dozen or so strike us, thank you. But the more the bearier! With DJs Hifi Sean, P-Play. Mark Louque, and Bill Tod.
Fri/21, 9pm-3am, $15. public Works, 161 Erie, SF. www.bearacuda.com
EROTIC ART EXHIBITION
Curator Peter Keresztury will be showcasing his oddly alluring breasted zebra women, but that’s not all that will entice you to this roundup of erotic Bay visual artistry. Friday at 7:30pm, come to watch a fashion show of Blacklickorish Latex’s stunningly sexy gowns. Good Vibrations will also host a toy demonstration, and there will be other fetish runway walks throughout the weekend.
Fri/21, 4-10pm; Sat/22, 1-10pm; Sun/23, noon-5pm, $5 (free on Sunday). Gallery 4N5, 863 Mission, SF. www.eroticartevents.com
FLEUR DE LIS’ UNDER THE BIG TOP
2008 Britney Spears album notwithstanding, we’ve never found the circus to be particularly sensual. However, sex blogger Vanessa Pinto, a.k.a. Fleur de Lis (check out her recent HuffPo interview with Patient Zero of the porn industry’s recent syphilis outbreak) is bringing back her seven rings of sex acts this year, so perhaps we’ll be swayed to the whips and honk-nose look. A who’s-who of SF sex culture including Carol Queen and Vagina Jenkins take the Supperclub stage for suspension, burlesque, BDSM, and so much more.
Fri/21, 8pm, $40-100. Supperclub, 657 Harrison, SF. sexycircus2012.wix.com/sexycircus2012
XO BALL AND EXPO
A moment of gagged silence for the departed Exotic Erotic Ball — the swinger-fetish big box fantasy event that expired last year in financial flames. Thankfully into this void stepped XO Ball and Expo, a two-day affair featuring fetish gear on sale at the expo that culminates in the Saturday night ball with wrestling women, burlesque performers, porn stars, aerialist Stoya, and a performance by Too $hort, who doubtlessly pull out his 2010 classic “Porno Bitch.”
Expo: Fri/21, 5-11pm; Sat/22, 11am-6pm, $25 advance tickets. Ball: Sat/22, 8pm-1am, $65-200. Cow Palace, 2600 Geneva, SF. www.xoexpo.com
PEGASUS II
Spectacular boutique Sui Generis is the Castro’s ground zero for stylish, scruffy gentlemen on the make during Folsom season — do check out the amazing horsey bondage window display, good sirs — and its Pegasus party last year was a great place to cop a good feel of the weekend’s coming festivities. This year, Provincetown underground house hottie Mark Louque will DJ, and everyone will be sexy-sexy.
Fri/21, 7pm, free. Sui Generis, 2231Market, SF. www.suigenerisconsignment.com
CASTRO NUDE-IN
You gotta fight for your right to cock ring. Castro nudeles unite today for their right to accessorize — cops have been chastizing the pants-free for drawing undue attention to their junk in the neighborhood lately, and the aggression will not stand. Join the disrobed and raise a ruckus, or take your spot among the throngs of gape-mouthed tourists who will surely be snapping away at the sight of so much scrotum.
Sat/22, noon, free. Castro and Market, SF. www.nude-in.blogspot.com
CUM AND GLITTER
Having sold out its prior incarnations, SF’s sex-positive, live cello-soundtracked skin show takes the stage for two Folsom Street Fair weekend editions, both hosted by sultry genderqueer twink Quinn Cassidy. Attend the matinee for mimosas and well-staged orgasms administered and accomplished by the likes of local pornographers Courtney Trouble and Maxine Holloway, then come back for Act II with Kitty Stryker, Sadie Lune, and more.
Sat/22, 2pm and 10pm, $35-70 one performance, $55-115 for two. Location disclosed upon ticket purchase. www.cumandglitter.com
GO BANG!
The polymorphously perverse monthly disco party spanks into full effect for Folsom, with classic atomic action DJs Paul Goodyear, Allen Craig, Steve Fabus, and Sergio. If you can stop dancing long enough, feel free to ask someone if the secret makeout room is open. Coat check by Eva Androgyny!
Sat/22, 9pm-3am, $5–$7. Deco Lounge, 510 Larkin, SF. www.facebook.com/gobangSF
LUTHER
We are happy to report that the music at this year’s International Mr. Leather competition in Chicago was incredible, thanks to this mysterious quartet of leatheristas, who tag-teamed on the tables to produce a blend of danceable tunes that didn’t tip into gym queen carnival schmaltz, pop diva headache, or weepy disco sentimentality. Oil those chaps, girls, boys, and others — this dance party will be off the hook (hooks optional).
Sat/22, 9pm, $10–$15. Holy Cow, 1535 Folsom, SF. www.tinyurl.com/luthersf
NIPS IN THE AFTERNOON
Keep those buds busy until the main event tomorrow at this darling little Folsom Street glory-hole-in-the-wall. It’s all in the name of nipple worship this afternoon. Well almost — the dollars you lay down for entry go to the SF GLBT Historical Society, standard practice for a bar whose parties try for more community service than just giving your Grindr app the night off.
Sat/22, 2-6pm, $5. Powerhouse, 1347 Folsom, SF. www.powerhouse-sf.com
FOLSOM STREET FAIR
This is it — the big, be-harnessed Megillah, benefitting multiple charities and keeping the leather tradition alive. Hundreds of thousands of beautiful freaks, of course, and naughty goods of all description. Most intriguing is the entertainment side of the fair, which has steadily been gaining traction as one of the biggest live electronic music festivals in the city. This year’s players include Ladyhawke, Little Boots, AB Soto, The Limousines, Garcon Garcon, and Hi Fashion.
Sun/23, 11am-6pm, $10 suggested donation. Folsom between Seventh and 12th Sts., SF. www.folsomstreetfair.com
DEVIANTS
Although last year’s custom-made porn star nest, outdoor Motown fetish fiesta, and indoor Bulgarian underground techno triumph may prove hard to top, the four party crews hosting this annual official post-Folsom blowout — local househeads Honey Soundsystem, old school soul fiends Hard French, London’s disco-riffic Horse Meat Disco, and Australian electro duo Stereogamous — are gonna try their darnedest to finish your slut season strong. Deviants will be the spot to post up with that high fashion off-shoulder fetish gown, or nothing more than a lace-up leather jock, chest hair, and a growl.
Sun/23, 3pm-3am, $20-30. Public Works, 161 Erie, SF. www.publicsf.com
ARSE ELEKTRONIKA
A weekend that explores gaming and sex, gaming sex, and sexing gameplay. Tangibly, this festival will give birth to lectures on things like amorous videogame storylines and the physics of vibrators, an award ceremony for “sex machines, orgasmatrons, and teledildonics,” and live performance. Less concretely, AE is a chance for the significant sex nerd contingent of the Bay Area to critically examine the culture it’s created.
Thu/27-Sun/30, various times, venues, prices. www.monochrom.at/arse-elektronika
1,2,3, kinky
caitlin@sfbg.com
SEX 2012 For youse who are considering dipping toes into a pool of liquid latex this weekend, Mollena Williams, co-author of Playing Well With Others: Your Field Guide to Discovering, Exploring and Navigating the Kink, Leather and BDSM Communities (Greenery Press, 312pp, $19.95) and long time player on the Bay Area BSDM scene, has a clarifying statement about making Folsom Street Fair your first kinky sex event.
“It’s probably akin to getting to know the animals on the African plain by visiting the Bronx Zoo,” Ms. San Francisco Leather 2009 told me when I caught her on the phone. “You will have an idea of what the giraffes do when you see them in the Bronx Zoo, but if you travel and see them wandering the plains you’re going to be like, oh my gosh!”
But if the fair that’s launched a thousand sluts isn’t a good place to learn how to be a responsible kinkster, one might ask, how does a nipple clamp-craving individual who just read that book and has a new profile on FetLife (user name: ChristianGreysTie) — or has a yen for rough play that is entirely unrelated to popular fiction — get one’s start on the scene?
Never fear, my corseted dear. Playing Well With Others holds the answer to that question, and then some. Genderqueer leather lad Lee Harrington came up with the idea for the book some years ago, drafting Williams as co-scribe to diversify and deepen the perspective offered in the book. Their voices are perfection — Williams’ experience as a person of color on the scene and Harrington’s as a transperson make for a 101 to the BDSM community that takes very little for granted about the reader.
In straight-forward, friendly language, the book covers basic identity issues such as what and why kinksters exist. There’s a vast chapter that runs down the various kinds of kink events, from woo-woo spiritual retreats to clothing swaps to fetish balls. It’s really all in there: advice on making kinky business cards for passing out to possible paramours, ways to trick out your sexy social networking profile, and how to negotiate safely and sanely with a partner regarding just what your relationship can handle at that pony play conference.
Williams told me there has been a gentle surge in participants in the BDSM scene, offering the real-life, previously-mentioned 50 Shades of Grey-based FetLife handle as proof that popular culture is causing an uptick in online participants, at least. Playing Well With Others offers important tips on the perils and pitfalls of kink community. Williams cited her own sexual assault that occurred during a play scene as an example of something that she had trouble wrapping up into a neat, advice column package for the book. The BDSM scene has its “criminally pathological,” just like every other segment of society, she said.
Boundaries weren’t a real big part of 50 Shades, in which dominant, older Christian Grey does not take no for an answer from his virginal quarry. His doltishness is presented in the book’s pages as the height of romance. “It’s not romantic to stalk someone,” cautions Williams. “I don’t care how wretched hot you are, if someone says they don’t want to see you and you show up on their doorstop — that’s not a thing.”
“We wanted to have a road map, because it is a jungle out there,” she told me.
Sorry to leave you hanging back there if you were waiting to hear what Williams had to say about the perfect starting point for your public pervert-dom. That would be at your local munch, or casual (think streetwear and sneakers, not harnesses) gatherings of kinksters.
The more-intimate affairs take place in non-intimidating public venues and offer a chance to have conversations about who or what you’re trying to kneel to, as opposed to mega-events like this weekend’s fair, where the emphasis is more on show ‘n’ tell peacocking than one-on-one information share.
“I don’t know if Folsom is there to help you find your community,” reflected Williams. “But it’s there to help you celebrate your freakiness. In that, it’s unparalelled. There’s nothing like being able to walk down the street in your corset, bra, and panties, and share that part of you.”
An ‘A’ in XXX
SEX 2012 More swinging, less worrying over swing states. While Obama versus Romney rages, stupidly all around us, here we busy ourselves with what’s sexy. Books, art, porn stars, leather mamas — here’s some of our favorite sex spots in the Bay, today.
SEXYTIME
Were it not for Jacques Boyreau and Peter Van Horne’s ravishing new coffeetable book of hetero vintage porn posters — we took a page from its reprint of 1982’s Consenting Adults to adorn the cover of this week’s Sex Issue — such gems as Flashpants (1983) and New Wave Hookers (1985) might be lost to the sexysands of time. Sexytime: The Post-Porn Rise of the Pornoisseur (Fantagraphics, 120pp, $29.99) is a lap-sized assemblage of colorful cinematic carnality — big-busted beauties, hilarious popular movie tie-ins, and every once in awhile, a muscled stud.
Boyreau was the proprietor of the dearly departed alt-theater Werepad in Bayview, so you know he has an eye for the wild and weird of the silver screen. His book brings us back to a time when porn was just as reviled as it is in these present days of virgin-brandishing Republicans — which leaves us with the comforting lesson that, no matter what the crazies are saying on Fox News, there will always be something to jerk off to.
All political-porno reassurances aside, there’s another reason we love Sexytime more than most times: big budget porno required big budget lingerie get-ups. The lace ‘n’ garters, gauzy be-ribboned babydoll ‘fits on the Teenage Sex Therapy poster — not to mention the décolletage-to-bellybutton drop fronts of the “jumpsuits” in Garage Girls (a film whose subtitle is “Best Lube Job in Town”)? Ours, please. Let the weekend begin!
ASK A HOT CHICK
“We’ve answered questions on every topic from fisting and negotiating D/S to recipes and thread counts,” says Princess Pandora, who hosts the “Ask A Hot Chick” radio advice program with fellow hot chick Nikki Blakk every Wednesday, 9pm-midnight, on 107.7FM The Bone. “There’s a surprising amount of things in life that can’t be handled with either more communication or more lube, but we’re here to help out with the trickier situations.”
Pandora, who’s also a dancer-owner at beloved erotic dance co-op Lusty Lady (www.lustyladysf.com, check out the Lady booth at Folsom Street Fair), and powerhouse personality Blakk met backstage at a Rammstein show, and have been taking calls for the past year from cute and lovelorn (“One girls asked us about asking another girl to prom”) and the fascinatingly weird. Each week a feisty new guest from the worlds of sex education, burlesque, or adult performance comes on the show to lend an element of surprise — and sometimes major star power.
“One of the most memorable things to happen,” Pandora says, “was when Pickles Kintaro of Hubba Hubba Revue was on. She talked about her ‘Weird’ Al Yankovich tribute. He heard about it, tweeted it, and she sold out.”
“So we know we reach a very broad audience,” she adds.
www.facebook.com/AskAHotChickRadio
MR. S LOCKER ROOM
Did the Olympics light a fire in your loins? The sight of all those sweaty, multicultural bodies straining against their Spandex, engaged in superhuman feats of strength and endurance, put a little gold on your medal? “Oh, the recent Olympic games created quite a stir with the staff,” Brian Murdy, marketing director of Mr. S Leather’s sporty-fetish Locker Room tells us. “Whether it was men’s gymnastics, swimming, diving, or water polo, everyone was into it. And then there’s soccer. It never hurts when a guy rips off his shirt in celebration and runs around dripping with sweat.”
We’re not gonna argue with that one! The Locker Room, which opened last June, stocks all sorts of yummy, play-ready uniform items in rubber, latex, leather, and Neoprene, including colorful wrestling singlets and drool-worthy knee-high sports socks.
“We had noticed a trend in the leather and rubber communities that was more sports-influenced, and we wanted to cater to this new kink,” Murdy says. “Not only was this new look sexy, it was also more affordable especially for the young up-and-coming leathermen.
“The response has been resoundingly positive, and we’re stocking some well-known brands. We’re exclusive Bay Area source for ES Collection, Addicted, Nasty Pig, Timoteo, and Cellblock 13. And we were just awarded the Puma account which shows the positive impression we’re making.”
So what’s hot for field day at Folsom 2012? “Be on the lookout for our new leather track top. You won’t go wrong in our leather or rubber football pants either. And definitely check out what ES has to offer — sportswear, swimwear, or singlets, they know how to create clothes that show off your assets.”
385 Eighth St., SF. www.mr-s-leather.com
JAMES DARLING
There was a not-so-recent time in porn when transgender adult film stars meant one thing: transwomen, or “chicks with dicks” as the industry so charmingly puts it (porn is not known for its sensitivity of language.) Not so these days, with the success of heavily-muscled transman Buck Angel and other queer stars. The lines surrounding who gets to be an on-camera sexpot are softening, leaving the world of skin flicks even more relevant in these rainbow days.
Enter James Darling, the Feminist Porn Awards’ 2012 Heartthrob of the Year, a local boy who has taken the reins of transgender porn with his new site FTM Fucker. The porn site features transmen coupling with all manner of partners: cis men, transmen, cis women, on roofs, couches, in the office… well you get the picture.
“When I started making porn I was really early in my transition,” Darling said in his Guardian interview. “I thought it was really important to have affirming images of people with bodies like mine, bodies before surgery. I wanted to show people that you can still be sexy and have hot sex prior to transitioning.”
How to make porn more representative of what hot sex is like for all of us? How about more of James Darling, for starters.
GIRLVERT
We have to admit, author of Girlvert: A Porno Memoir (A Barnacle Book, 256pp, $18) Oriana Small’s paired film and spoken word performance at the recent Femina Potens Gallery-curated sex worker art Askew Festival at Yerba Buena Center for the Arts, nearly made us faint.
Small, who used to perform under the porn name of Ashley Blue, screened footage of herself at 20 years old, shot for a blow job-choking adult site. She says prior to the day’s shoot she thought she could take any kind of rough sex — but couldn’t have prepared herself for a sadistic co-star, who blocked the air to her lungs until her eyes rolled into her head, her tongue lolled out of her mouth, and she died for a moment. We’re not talking petit mort — Blue said she saw the light at the end of the tunnel.
The actual footage of this temporary death was, understandably, tough to handle for audience members at ASKEW. But Orion’s confident, unapologetic voice as she stood onstage reading the corresponding chapter from Girlvert, her new novel on her porn career, made it clear that she hardly considers herself a victim. “I just want to start off by saying, I’m okay now,” she said smilingly to dissipate any chance we’d consider her merely a victim of perversion.
Which is why we’re stoked on her new book. Each chapter title is more rudely titled than the last: “Ass Herpes,” “Double Anal,” “Ass Cream Pie.” Orion’s frank narration reminds us that the adult industry can be a wooly ride, but hey, so can the world outside it.
FELIX D’EON
Imagine a potent folio of homoerotic drawings that combined the Art Nouveau perversity of Aubrey Beardsley; the erotic possibilities of Victorian gentleman’s clubs, classic travel postcards, and early automobile advertising; the unintentional humor of 1970s porn; a splash of ancient Japanese and Indian inked-scroll pornography; and the chaste leer of vintage physique photos. “I have this secret fantasy that some Republican will come upon my drawings one day and think that they really are from the 1800s, and every argument they’ve held about homosexuality is proved wrong,” incredible artist Felix d’Eon tells us over the phone from Mexico City.
A native of Mexico, d’Eon recently moved back after years in San Francisco, but his flashback artworks have been ubiquitous here, illustrating flyers for several scandalous parties and gaining the attention of contemporary aficionados. An excellent mimic, prolific producer, and web-savvy promoter, d’Eon works in a multitude of historical styles — throwing in a boner here, a bit of cunnilingus there — and actually earns his living through sales of his work on eBay, where he’s cultivated a large following.
“Living in San Francisco was incredibly liberating, of course, and connecting with the Radical Faeries provided me with a lot of inspiration — and of course with a lot of models, too, since they love to take their clothes off.” D’Eon moved back to Mexico to connect with his heritage and says he’s as obsessed with the indigenous art in the famed anthropological museum as much as the porn he scrolls through constantly on Tumblr. Mariachis, tarot cards, and Aztec dancers have found their way into his work, as well as Felix himself. “I’m the best model there is,” he says, “since I’ll do anything I say.”
ABOUT CHERRY
News that a film penned by local writer-perv and Adderall Diaries genius Stephen Elliott and Kink.com star Lorelei Lee was to be acted out by Heather Graham and James Franco and shot at Kink’s historic Armory porn palace was pretty much the most exciting thing to hit the SF sex scene in a sweaty, screaming minute.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqQjMSRBveo
The film follows its eponymous character from the boonies, riding the T&A train all the way to San Francisco where she finds fame and fortune in the fetish porn industry. About Cherry is definitely not about Kink — the film doesn’t anywhere near the level of roughness the actual website contains. But similarly to the company, the movie doesn’t reinforce the popular notion of the porn industry as a place where young men and women come to be used up, tore up, and thrown out like a pair of scarlet fishnets. Its characters wind up there intentionally — and not to ruin the ending for you, but you won’t leave the theater despairing for their souls and safety. Porn that doesn’t ruin lives? Bizarre, right.
Strangely enough, there’s only a single evening of screenings planned for San Franciscans looking to see what Cherry‘s deal is. Stephen Elliott will be fielding questions after the early screening on Fri/21, and he’ll be joined by Lorelei for the 9:30pm show.
Fri/21, 7 and 9:30pm, $8.50-11. Castro Theatre, 429 Castro, SF. www.castrotheatre.com
SEX-POSITIVE PARENTING
How many of us actually had a positive experience learning about sex from our parents? Don’t you wish that classes existed to teach moms and dads how to communicate effectively about being GGG? Happily, in the Bay Area they do.
“It’s almost a cliché to say that families come in all shapes and sizes, but they really do.” Such were sex educator-mom Airial Clark’s words of wisdom to Kelly Lovemonster in a Guardian interview back in August. Clark was getting ready for her weekend of workshops at the Center for Sex and Culture, two days of lessons for parents who are queer, polygamous, or otherwise interested in teaching kids about sex in a way that goes beyond the dry basics taught in sex-ed at school.
One of Clark’s most important teachings is that talk of the birds and bees shouldn’t be about what the parent thinks is important to know about sex — it’s about giving kids the tools they need to navigate being human, at the time when it’s useful to them.
“A sex-positive child is safe, protected, and knows about consent and boundaries,” Clark said. “They have access to accurate and age-appropriate information about reproductive biology as well as the emotional and social realities of sexuality.” Check her website for upcoming workshops and classes, and get that much closer to an honest and positive relationship with your happy little munchkin.
SANDY “MAMA” REINHARDT
For the past 20 years, Mama has been one of the lynchpins of the leather community in the Bay Area. Always resplendent in her trademark leather corset, riding crop, and Jaeger shot, she tirelessly hosts fundraisers and community-building events year-round that culminate in the annual Leather Walk, in which dozens of sponsored leather folk raise the giant leather flag in the Castro and march with great fanfare to SoMa. The Leather Walk, started by Mama in 1992, always happens the Sunday before Folsom Street Fair — this year it raised more than $17,000 for the AIDS Emergency Fund and the Breast Cancer Emergency Fund, of which Mama was a founding member. (We’re kind of still hungover from the after party.)
Oh, and did we mention she turned 70 this year?
While we’re at it, we should also mention her huge and extensive “Mama’s Family” of leatherfolk and community leaders — more than 750 “Mama’s Boys and Girls” honored with a nickname and a pin to commemorate their service to the leather tradition. (The list comprises a who’s who of the scene’s recent history and many well-known San Francisco characters, including some who have passed on.) Mama also proudly represents women of color in a subculture usually publicly associated with white males. Also, she takes no shit from anybody.
Cheers, Mama — here’s to many more years of leather family loving!
Photographic perspective: Salvaged shots from Japanese tsunami come to Intersection of the Arts
Let the photos above serve as a reminder that your humpday muck-ups really aren’t the cataclysms they seem to be.
The shots are from an exhibit that opens today at Intersection for the Arts called “(re)collection: Family Photos Swept By the 3/11 Japan Tsunami”. They’re representative ofa massive collection of photographs salvaged from crushed homes in the wake of the 2011 magnitude 9.0 earthquake offshore from the island nation. That’d be the one that caused the devastating tsunami, flattening coastal towns like Tohoku, where massive numbers of lives were lost and where these images were collected by rescue workers.
It started organically, the effort that later came to be know as the Memory Salvage Project. People — police officers, military troops, firefighters — just started bringing the damaged photos to the gymnasium of a Tohoku elementary school.
750,000 were collected, if you can believe it or not. And now, on display on the somber walls of Intersection, are men wearing 3D glasses, babies riding grandpas, formal shots of kimono and stiff-looking, suit-clad groups. There’s some images that have been destroyed as completely as the lives they were meant to document. Unintelligible photos are on display as well.
“It’s really one of the most profound things I’ve worked on in my 14 years here at Intersection,” Kevin Chen, the art organization’s program director for visual arts, told us in an email that accompanied the images for this post. The show serves as a reminder of the blanketing tragedy of natural disaster, and should clarify that the GChat blowout you just had with your boyfriend truly does not qualify as the end of the world.
“(re)collection: Family Photos Swept by the 3/11 Japan Tsunami”
Through Oct. 27
Opening reception: Wed/12 7-9pm, free
Intersection for the Arts
925 Mission, SF
A studied approach
caitlin@sfbg.com
HERBWISE In 1992, Donald Abrams was in an Amsterdam hotel room watching the arrest of a volunteer at his hospital, SF General, on TV. 73-year old Mary Jane “Brownie Mary” Rathburn was being taken to jail for providing AIDS patients with THC-infused pastries.
The fact that Abrams, an oncologist who had turned his attention to HIV/AIDS in the midst of the virus’ attack on San Francisco, learned of Rathburn’s plight via international news was particularly biting, given the circumstances. He was in the Netherlands attending the International AIDS Conference, which was originally slated to be held in Boston. The conference had to be moved when it became apparent that many of its most important participants would be unable to attend — in 1987, the US Senate unanimously passed a ban that prevented HIV-positive people from getting into the country. (Kudos to the government, by the way, for lifting that ban. Ahem, last year.)
One can imagine the questions that arose for Abrams regarding his country’s commitment to fighting the disease.
So later, when Rick Doblin of the Multidisciplinary Association for Psychedelic Studies (MAPS) wrote to General’s AIDS program suggesting that “Brownie Mary’s institution” take the lead in researching the effect of cannabis on AIDS wasting syndrome, Abrams swung into action.
He was watching his community waste away from the disease. And he wasn’t happy with existing treatments. The data supporting AZT’s efficacy was faulty, he thought, a quick fix by a government under pressure to come up with a solution to an epidemic.
In the pre-Proposition 215 era, large numbers of AIDS patients were getting pot from illegal cannabis clubs to combat the nausea and vomiting caused by AIDS wasting syndrome. The substance had to be studied, reasoned Abrams.
But organizing investigations into a federally-controlled substance is no easy matter. Since marijuana is a Schedule I drug with no officially-acknowledged medicinal use, research facilities have to get the go-ahead from several different government agencies (which focus on preventing drug abuse, not finding ways to use them to medical advantage) to be able to run experiments that use the stuff.
The process was interminable, though finally Abrams managed to complete important experiments with the drug which suggest marijuana is a useful tool in counteracting painful nerve damage, and that vaporization is just as effective a way to consume THC as smoking, among other findings.
After taking a break from researching pot for years, Abrams has once again submitted grant proposals for a few cannabis-related studies. He’s one half of a pot power couple — his husband, cannabis activist Clint Werner, is the author of 2011’s Marijuana: Gateway to Health and suggested at a June Commonwealth Club lecture that cannabis be as prevalent as ice packs in NFL locker rooms, so useful is the drug in ameliorating brain damage.
Of course, regardless of whether Abrams — who has since stepped down from AIDS research to focus on oncology — secures funding and permission for these new studies, and regardless of his findings thereafter, he hardly thinks his work will convince the government to legalize marijuana. He’s been a little disappointed with our elected officials lack of “backbone” in standing up to federal agencies that are making it harder for his older patients to access dispensaries.
Because see, the War on Drugs isn’t about the drugs at all, but politics. The man who has been researching the power of pot for decades is, sadly, resigned to the fact. Says Abrams one Thursday afternoon, sitting in his office in the SF General oncology ward: “It’s clear to me after doing this for 15 years that science is not driving the train.”
Even if the general public is of the 215-supporting sort — after all, he quips, “more people [in California] voted for marijuana than Meg Whitman.”
Fall Beer and Wine Events
caitlin@sfbg.com
NORTHERN CALIFORNIA RENAISSANCE FAIR
What better pairing for your mug of ale than a feisty joust? Oct. 6-7 at the NorCal Ren Fair means the arrival of the St. Hubertus German mercenaries, costumed troops-for-hire who wear tight colored pants. That weekend is also Oktoberfest at the fair — though of course mead, beer, and four types of cider are available throughout the four-week entirety of the bodice-busting. Just make sure you dodge the roving pack of Puritans who will be roaming ye olde paths and pubs.
Saturdays and Sundays, Sat/15 through Oct.1. 10am-6pm, $25/day, $35/weekend, $150/10-day pass. 10021 Pacheco Pass Hwy 152, Gate 6, Hollister. (408) 847-FAIR, www.norcalrenfaire.com
BREWS ON THE BAY
Because if anywhere is a good place to get drunk on nice beer, a World War II liberty ship is a fantastic place to get drunk on nice beer. After all, the S.S. Jeremiah O’Brien is too large to succumb to the rocking waves of the Bay. Even if it bobbed like a dinghy, this is worth getting wet for: 15 member breweries of the SF Brewer’s Guild pouring all-you-can-drink allotments of over 50 beers, from the companies’ best-sellers to seldom-seen seasonals. Plus live music and food trucks. Ahoy, well-worth-it hangover!
Sat/15, noon-5pm, $50. S.S. Jeremiah O’Brien, Pier 45, SF. www.sfbrewersguild.org
SF COCKTAIL WEEK
Ask anyone –- this town has serious cocktailian chops. That’s why (if you’ve got the cash, admission for most events starts around $45) it’s worth checking out this week of artisan tastings, bartender contests, and classes that’ll leave you shaking like a star.
Mon/17-Sun/23, various SF venues. www.sfcocktailweek.com
GRENACHE DAY
In the 1980s, a group of NorCal wine producers got together to celebrate the excellency of varietals from France’s Rhone Valley. They called themselves the Rhone Rangers, and set about recreating the wines’ majesty here in the Golden State. Today, they celebrate work well done on internationally-celebrated Grenache Day. Check out the special vino in its red, white, and rose forms through free tastings at 15 wineries in Paso Robles, Santa Cruz’s Bonny Doon Vineyard, Santa Rosa’s Sheldon Wines, and Sacramento’s Caverna 57.
Sept. 21, various venues, free. www.rhonerangers.org
EAT REAL FESTIVAL
You know you can nosh away at this fest, which celebrates the best in local, sustainable nourishment — but be sure you wash it down in style. Eat Real offers a chance to sample 20 Bay beers, like sustainable Berkeley pourers Bison Brewing and its beer garden co-curator Adam Lamoreaux’s Oakland-born Linden Street Brewery. 15 NorCal wineries will be represented as well. And no festival markups here — all adult beverages go for $5 per cup.
Sept. 21 1-9pm; Sept. 22, 10:30am-9pm; Sept. 23, 10:30am-5pm; free. Jack London Square, First St. and Broadway, Oakl. www.eatrealfest.com
TOUR DE FAT
The beer and bike carnival of the year is back, with all its usual circus magic and a costumed bike parade under the trees of GGP. Onstage, Fat Tire beer has another full musical line-up planned: Los Amigos Invisibles, He’s My Brother She’s My Sister, Yo-Yo People, and more. Sip the Colorado brand’s brews, and stick around for the end, when a lucky car owner trades their wheels in for a bike during a elaborate yearly ritual.
Sept. 22, 10:30-5pm, free. Lindley Meadow, Golden Gate Park, SF. www.newbelgium.com/events/tour-de-fat
LAGUNITAS DAYTIME PARTY
Retire to the sunny patio of downtown Oakland’s best beer store-pub to meet the masterminds behind Marin’s Lagunitas Brewing Co. They’re not coming empty-handed, either — the label’s new session IPA, named for the time in which such things are best drunk (Daytime) will be on the pour, lubricating what is sure to be a fascinating conversation with local beer greats.
Sept. 22, 1-6pm, free. Beer Revolution, 464 Third St., Oakl. (510) 452-2337, www.beer-revolution.com
OKTOBERFEST BY THE BAY
Snap them lederhosen and rub your belly — you’ll need all the digestive help you can get after this perfectly pleasant weekend of steins, sausages, and oompah. Now with two sessions on Saturday to avoid beer gut overcrowding!
Sept.28, 5pm-midnight; Sept. 29, 11am-5pm and 6pm-midnight; Sept. 30, 11am-6pm, $25-75/session. Pier 49, SF. (888) 746-7522, www.oktoberfestbythebay.com
DRINK GREAT BEERS TASTING PARTY
Beer Connoisseur magazine sponsors this all-you-can-taste Saturday extravaganza in the swanky climes of Blu Restaurant. Taste little-known brews against old favorites, and discover which flavor ways really fill your pint.
Sept. 29, 3-6pm, $60-85. Blu Restaurant, 747 Market, fourth floor, SF. www.drinkgreatbeers.com
LOCA UNCORKED
Because the Blue Angels will be less (?) terrifying with a bellyful of California wine in you, head out to this Bay Area exploration of the wines of Lodi, a small town tucked just between Sacramento and Stockton that is flush with wine producers. Your admission gets you tastes of 200 (!) Lodi wines, tons of snacks, and a front row seat for Fleet Week’s aerial shenanigans.
Oct. 6, 1-5pm, $55-65. 291 Avenue of the Palms, Treasure Island, SF. www.locauncorked.com