Psychic Dream Astrology

Pub date May 11, 2010

May 12-18


March 21-April 19

It takes balls to be vulnerable. You can scrutinize your feelings until they make sense to you, me, and everyone your know, but you’ll just end up creating stories to match your moods. Stop trying so hard, pal.


April 20-May 20

The key to your well-being this week is timing, Bully LaBull. Don’t focus on three steps ahead or you’ll miss what’s going on right now! Secure your foundations, and then tend to what’s in front of your purdy face.


May 21-June 21

Just as things are getting more secure in your world, they are changing deep within you. Allow for graceful transitions by letting go of some old crappy habits. Hold yourself accountable in all you do for best results this week.


June 22-July 22

If you are willing to take the bad with the good, you’ll actually feel freer. By accepting the cost of things, you can make better decisions, too. Get real and stay real about your choices so you can feel good about your outcomes.


July 23-Aug. 22

One can act douchey and not actually be a douche. Don’t define yourself (or others) by the ripple effect of your/their actions. Prioritize understanding people’s motives to understand how things got where they are.


Aug. 23-Sept. 22

In the history of the world, few good decisions were ever made from the station of panic attacks, emo k-holes, and bad self-esteem spirals. Bolster your inner world before you tend to the outside one.


Sept. 23-Oct. 22

Your heart is a tender place, so when things get rough around the edges it’s easy to get overwhelmed. You know how you feel, but you may not know what that means or what to do about it — so don’t act like you do, Libra.


Oct. 23-Nov. 21

You have to rely on yourself, Scorp. Are ya good for it? This week look into the depths of your secret self and take responsibility (without blame, guilt, or drama!) for who you have become.


Nov. 22-Dec. 21

Don’t shine your light everywhere just ’cause life is easier that way, Sag. Instead, turn your awesome energy onto the parts of your world you want more from. Only invest in your dreams this week!


Dec. 22-Jan. 19

In your quest for happiness, it’s important to have realistic expectations, Cap. Dream big and reach for the stars and all that, but be patient! The constellations might not be meeting you with open arms this week, but they will soon enough.


Jan. 20-Feb. 18

If you are unwilling to be the agent of change, the Universe in all her sugary kindness will be more than happy to provide such an agent for you. Don’t wait till you have to — improve your life right now!


Feb. 19-March 20

Maintain your honor in the face of upsets this week. Dealing with stress is unavoidable, but will suck a lot less if you struggle to rise to the occasion instead of against bad vibes! Work with your situation to change it.

Jessica Lanyadoo has been a psychic dreamer for 15 years. Check out her Web site at or contact her for an astrology or intuitive reading at (415) 336-8354 or