March 24-29
ARIES
March 21-April 19
When dealing with major transitions, you should go at a pace you can sustain. You can avoid screwing things up this week by making friends with your uncertainty and not piling more work on top of your exhausted shoulders.
TAURUS
April 20-May 20
Relationship dynamics are super-complicated, and there are always at least three sides to every story. Do some soul-searching — without judgment — into your connections so you can look honestly at your self. Avoid blame games.
GEMINI
May 21-June 21
The best antidote to discouraging thoughts is to find yourself a reality check you can believe in, Gemini. You need to bring it on back to the basics. Take a nap, remember to breathe — then you can reassess.
CANCER
June 22-July 22
When was the last time you did something just for the joy of doing it? Create opportunities for spontaneous fun this week and break up the ruts you have with the people you like the most.
LEO
July 23-Aug. 22
Something is not quite right, and you aren’t gonna fix things if all you do is quiver in your booties. Don’t let fear run you around. Make sure you understand what it is you are actually afraid of so you can TCB.
VIRGO
Aug. 23-Sept. 22
Revolution dances on the edges of chaos, and when it comes to chaos, anything goes — for better or worse. Create the change you want without stirring up destructive forces that are stronger than you can handle.
LIBRA
Sept. 23-Oct. 22
Going with the flow is a wonderful thing when the flow takes you the way of unicorns and lollipops. Now is not the time to blindly trust the current of your life. Take responsibility for creating the awesomeness you crave.
SCORPIO
Oct. 23-Nov. 21
Network your buns off, Scorpio! This week you have the Midas touch, so only put your grubby paws on the things you want to see thrive. If something meaningful to you is broken, this is the right week to fix it.
SAGITTARIUS
Nov. 22-Dec. 21
You are ready to look at your situation as it is, Sag, but you’re going to have to resist putting yourself down and being a jerk to your inner you. Process things bit by bit so you don’t slip into a self esteem k-hole.
CAPRICORN
Dec. 22-Jan. 19
You are ready to deal with things, Cappitan! This is an excellent week for plan-making, processing, and all kinds of fence-mending. Be willing to see things from a new perspective and share your insights with others.
AQUARIUS
Jan. 20-Feb. 18
You’re in a good position to forge ahead, but too much force will only create problems with people who will make you feel bad about yourself. Temper your rightful impatience with some compassion for the status quo.
PISCES
Feb. 19-March 20
Your life needs a healthy amount of structure and solidity. Work on bringing things up to code (based on your own principals, of course!) by laying some healthy foundations this week where you want things to flourish.
Jessica Lanyadoo has been a psychic dreamer for 15 years. Check out her Web site at www.lovelanyadoo.com or contact her for an astrology or intuitive reading at (415) 336-8354 or dreamyastrology@gmail.com