Break out the green latex, St. Patty’s day has unleashed an Irish car bomb of sex events. So whether you’re in the mood to perfect your rub skills, bid high for a quality sub, or land you a chubby hubby, the following events will have you dancing a jig. You know, a sexy jig.
Sex Workers’ writing workshop
No matter if you’re out on the street or breathing heavy on the phone line, if you’re a sex worker, you have a story to tell. Learn the skills you need to bare all (on paper) in the supportive environment of this regular workshop at CSC.
Wed/17 6-8 p.m., $10-20 sliding scale
Center for Sex & Culture
1519 Mission, SF
(415) 255-1155
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Discover the Beauty of your Body: the “Ins and Outs” of Female Masturbation
Breath: essential to life, a calming force, an orgasm upgrade. Learn how your breathing can enhance your self lovin’, and get the inside scoop on technique, toys and ambience from Good Vibes staffer Lolo Winters.
Wed/17 8-10 p.m., $25-30
Good Vibrations
603 Valencia, SF
(415) 522-5460
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Kumimonster’s St. Patty’s Day Massacre
Fetish muse Kumimonster is celebrating her birthday in style- she’ll be performing the American debut of her new bondage routine with Midori and will be accompanied by a full slate of aerial performers, burlesquers and all manner of fetish pleasing wonders.
Wed/17 8 p.m., $10-20
Glas Kat Supper Club
520 4th St., SF
(415) 495-6620
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Kinky Knitters
So at long last your crocheted ball gag is almost ready- you just can’t figure out that last drop stitch. Blast! Never fear, for this naughty sewing circle at SF’s sex positive coffeehouse assembles just the crafters to ask.
Thurs/18 7-10 p.m., free
Wicked Grounds
289 8th St., SF
(415) 503-0405
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Master’s Den Auction
Stefano and Chey, SF’s “king and queen of the perverts,” supervise this male dom- female sub playground, which begins with separate briefings for the sexes on protocol, and features an auction of lovely lady submissives up for sale to their most compatible master.
Fri/19 7:15 p.m.-1 a.m., $20-30
SF Citadel
1277 Mission, SF
(415) 626-1746
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Jamie Gillis memorial
Jamie Gillis’ memory won’t be fading anytime soon. The 470 pornos he acted in over the course of his life- not to mention his kinky and gonzo directing credits- pretty much guarantee that, but that’s no reason to miss this weekend’s tribute to the man. Bring your video clips and memories to share.
Sat/20 3-6 p.m., free
Center for Sex & Culture
1519 Mission, SF
(415) 255-1155
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Big
Big boys get their due at this monthly party, where the jelly bellies and the boys that love them mix and mingle. Plus, the first half of the night is happy hour!
Sun/21 6-11 p.m., $5
Stud
399 9th St., SF