Stop signs, moving automobiles, propriety be damned. If you have a bike and it’s after 5 p.m. on the last Friday of the month in the city, pedal hard down to the Ferry Building ’cause it’s time for some Critical Mass action. The monthly ride, meant to call attention to how tough it is to be on a bicycle in the city, has garnered its share of frustrated honks and hateration, but despite it has grown to include thousands of two wheeled participants.
The troops rally before the 6:30 start (Photo by Troy Holden)
This being the end of October, the spooookiest time of the year, Friday’s ride is dubbed ‘Critical Masquerade’ and marked by a bigger flash mob than usual. Think lots and lots of costumes on bikes, experiencing varying degrees of mobility.
Because there’s nothing like jumping a curb dressed as Delta Burke on ‘Designing Woman.’ Because you’re trying to clear some caloric space out for all the mini-Twix and Sugar Babies. It’s big and bad and the police can’t shut it down because I’m fairly sure it’s already illegal. So slap on some flair, throw your refreshments in your basket and start pushing pedal down to the Embarcadero.
Fri/30, 6 p.m., free
Justin Herman Plaza (in front of Ferry Building)
www.criticalmass.wikia.com