By Molly Freedenberg
The G Twist in unintimidating Target/K-Mart blue…
I am a lazy masturbator. I blame it on the fact that I started so young (and so long before I connected masturbation to sexuality) that I’ve gotten too attached to, and too good at, my dependable 25-year-old method (indirect clitoral stimulation with my hand, on my stomach, legs crossed). If I can bring myself to four or five orgasms in less than 10 minutes this way, why bother with toys, lingerie, and setting the mood — in short, why make it more work?
The answer is, of course, that there is more to sex — both alone and with a partner (or several) — than simple orgasm. And there’s more than one kind of orgasm. As soon as I became sexually active with other people, I seemed to understand this intuitively. (It helped that many of my high school-era partners didn’t, and though I wasn’t quite sure what was missing, I knew it was a lot). But when I’m feeling solo and sexy, I tend towards efficient familiarity.
Which is why it took me nearly two weeks to test out my new G Twist from Good Vibrations, the highly regarded silicon vibrator with a ridged shaft, curved head, and base made to stimulate the clitoris. Or it could’ve been that the giant, matte black model with the realistic-looking head and spiraling shaft (sort of like a severed alien dick) was a bit intimidating, especially compared to its slim, pink, shiny plastic predecessor.