Financial District fills with stupid people

Pub date April 1, 2009
SectionPolitics Blog

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Story and photos by Steven T. Jones

A motley crew of colorful fools paraded through the Financial District this afternoon for the annual St. Stupid’s Day Parade. Who? Why, St. Stupid, who one fool with a megaphone described as the “two-dimensional scapegoat brought to you by the First Church of the Last Laugh.”

What, haven’t heard of that church either? What are you, stupid? Said fool told the hundreds in attendance that it’s the largest and oldest religion in the world, the one to which all humans are members and from whence every other church is derived. It is the church to which all and nothing is sacred.