OK, I took a lot of shit for my recent velvet-gloved smackdown of French electro duo Justice and their cavalier ways, despite my total support of the local banger scene — but, really, with their new movie A Cross the Universe about to hit Blu-Rays near you-rays, I must say I completely stand by my assertion that hardcore electro is the new hair metal.
Paraphrasing that indespensible Chroniblog Of Our Times, Hipster Runoff: “will public chick b00b ratio to meaningful tour driving road scenes = 1?”
BONUS: EDGY! Total mindfuck mid-90s-like gay-grabbing ploy for cred/attention! C’est francais!
BONUS BONUS: Everyone’s doing it! (And yet I lurf it.)