Sick of the endless hype-y analysis of tonight’s VP debate preparations — the “expectations bar” being spun like a top by all sides? Here’s some things we figure we probably won’t see, although maybe we secretly wish we would.
** Washington University evacuated due to Biden’s overuse of Old Spice
** Palin packs attention-deflecting bomb in up-do, like Deborah Harry’s in Hairspray. Bonus: goes off too early
