I can’t look away! Beyonce forgive me!
The following gems are from the new “Nightclub Dance Series” of DVDs — and these are just the ones for women, I’m far too scared of the ones for men — in which former backup dancers for Miss B’Day teach you “all the moves to get attention in the club.” The poor too-many-Kools-voiced hostess sounds like her spandex thong’s in wedgie mode, but I adore her (unlike L’Oreal). Bonus: Special Fat Burner DVD combining all the moves at once. Order now,as I just did, or you’ll never “groovewalk” your way past the velvet ropes, Joey.
The Groovewalk
The Sit & Roll (her “go to” move — and OK, I’ve used this to catch an eye or two)
I’m so sorry! One for the douche men. “Lead with your head.”
PS — there’s actually a treasure trove of invigoratingly horrid nightclub dance how-tos online. Someday I’ll do a rundown of my fleece-in-the-asscrack favorites.