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Beware, citizens, we’ve received word of an impending zombie attack in San Francisco. Our sources in the zombie world say they are likely to be gathered around 7:30 p.m. outside the main library, just as the crowd is leaving today’s mayoral debate, apparently drawn to that spot by the large quantities of fresh brains inside. Please take all necessary precautions, including not placing a piece of duct tape on your clothing if you don’t want to be attacked and forced to join the rampaging zombie mob. That is all.