Water-closeted: the Q in Craig

Pub date August 31, 2007
WriterMarke B.
SectionPixel Vision

It’s been a huge week for the gay (and, as someone hopelessly embedded in the daily news cycle, I’m queerly grateful) — Larry Craig’s water-closeted restroom fumble, gay marriage in Iowa, briefly ….

Let’s round it off on a pre-Labor Day musical high note, shall we? Ladies, gentlemen, and other — a delightful mashup of Larry Craig’s putative televised denials and Avenue Q’s poignant gut-buster (addressed to a closeted Republican Craig doppelganger puppet — prophesy!) “If You Were Gay.”

Take it away, fellas …..