By Robert Bergin
Summer is for trains, cowboys, Rock the Bells, the Simpsons Movie, Daft Punk at the Greek, getting dirty, Slint at Bimbo’s, children’s programming, and soccer. But until all that shit happens, here’s some quasi-relevant YouTube videos to keep you occupied.
Intro: Wu Tang Office
1. Shame on a Simpson
2. Thomas (Is the Loneliest Tank Engine)
3. Arcade Fire Spaghetti
4. Dr. Stringz
5. July 27
Outtro: summer fun with Slint
Bonus track: The Future Is Now*
*But you gotta put it on silent and sync it up with this: