Supervisor Scott Wiener has signed a contract to star in a new porn film satirizing the city’s ban on nudity.
Variety reports that Wiener accepted a deal “in the mid three figures” to play the fictitious Supervisor Scott Cox in “Cover Up,” a film by the legendary Naked Sword productions.
Wiener replaces porn star Dale Cooper, who has left the film “to pursue other interests.”
The film, shot on location in the Castro, would violate the ban on public nudity that Wiener sponsored – but since the producers obatined permits, Wiener said, wieners are permitted.
“Besides,” he told us, “penises and anuses and perineums are good for business. And what’s good for business is good for San Francisco.”
Wiener, who is exceptionally tall and shuns the dating scene, said he expects his appearing in the film to jump-start his sex life. “A six-foot-six naked guy is, well, a six-foot-six naked guy, if you know what I mean,” Wiener told us. “And I think you do,” he added with a giggle.
Outtakes will soon be available at sfgov.org/nakedsupervisorwiener.