Two attempts to explain the resurrection of Newt Gingrich
1
Yes, Newt appeared dead at least twice.
If Mitt’s guys were playing it smart,
They would have made certain of that
By driving a stake through his heart.
II
But Newt might have said if they had,
Proceed, Mitt. You’ll see I won’t mind it.
You’re free to drive stakes through my heart,
Except that you’ll first have to find it.
Calvin Trillin, The Nation, 2/13/2012