Of course the Guardian staff didn’t have the dough for tickets to Game Five of the Giants and Phillies battale royale for the National League crown. But hey, the real party was outside the park — so Caitlin Donohue (by land) and Rebecca Bowe (by sea) staked out where the real fans were hangin’ — and caught a little animalistic behavior and political fracas in the bargain. What more could you ask of a ball game? Game Six is on Sat/23 at 4:57 p.m.