Hot and Heavy Hangover Cure

Pub date April 18, 2007
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This is Installment Number Two in our ongoing, occasional series on hangover cures, as tested by the expert drinkers of our staff (under pseudonyms, in many cases, for reasons that should become obvious). Here, in his own words, are the results of Colfax Corruthers’ ultra-scientific testing of the method of “Morning After Lovin'” following a recent all-day drinking binge.

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EXPERIMENT TWO: Mornin’ After Lovin’

Day 1
11:30 Consciousness achieved.
12:00 Keg tapped, celebratory Jameson shot consumed.
2:00 Total of two beers and one shot consumed.
4:00 Total of four beers, two shots, and 1 line of white contraband consumed.