Ah, my anarchic, incorrect geighs — I haven’t checked in with them in a while, and I’m sure they’ve been up to alot! Besides Q-Tipping playa dust out of their cracks. So here’s a fun threesome of upcoming things from the homo-club-intelligentsia to enjoy. And by “enjoy” I mean “masturbate.” And by “masturbate” I mean “enjoy.” It’s an antimetabole!
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Bitch
“Bitch” has become such a fraught word in this election. So let’s add flaming to the fire and go to a club called Bitch on 9/11! Right on. (Hey we’ve already had 9/11 in July…) Mistress Monistat is throwing another of her fabulous straight-bar takeover shindigs at Vertigo this Thursday to wipe away your Al-Quesadilla Al-Qaeda blues. Mona’s been a little stingy on the DJ info, just like she is with the baggie, but I do know that the inimitable Anna Conda of Charlie Horse (pictured on the flyer below) will be there, doing something, with something. But cocktails! Disaster!
Bitch
Thu/11, 9pm-2am, free
Vertigo
1160 Polk (at Sutter), SF.
(415) 674-1278
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Chicken
Cluck, cluck, goosed — The ever-gooful Miss Juanita More is hosting another of her infamous Funky Chicken Brunches on Sun/14 afternoon at Mars Bar — and all the cool kids will have their napkins out for her delicious fried chicken and heavenly home-baked (just like her!) carrot cake. The chicken’s good — and so’s the chicken!