It’s too sunny out to read! My eyes keep glazing over with lusty sparkles and unicorns in mankinis. Let’s meet in the park with a duffel of cold 40s, listen to some fun music with our tops off, and plan our party outfits for the following weekend blowouts (click on the titles for more details).
Oh, and PS: the only reason I didn’t include one of the best parties of the the spring, the Sunset Boat Party, is because it is, as usual, sold out. But check out the Sunset FB page for afterparty deets.
UK wiz kid David Kennedy updates that good ol’ UK bass sound with some neat twists of his own.
Thu/2, 9:30pm-late, $10-$15. Public Works, 161 Erie, SF.
Two great musical tastes will make a delicious, peanut-buttery dance floor sandwich: bathhouse disco prince Bus Station John and house/techno pumper Brian Bejarano giving us some rare classics. Diggin’ deep and finding gold y’all!
Fri/3, 9pm, $5. UndergroundSF, 424 Haight, SF.
The best art-drag club in the city takes on party buses, “woo girls,” stiletto disasters, and puke-in-the-purse with this celebration of all things Bachelorette. Watch your fucking tiara or you will get cunt-punted into another sorority.
Fri/3, 10pm-late, $7. The Stud, 399 9th St., SF. www.studsf.com
Cute Spaniard, who in his darker moments can’t quite shake the influence of Liaisons Dangereuses “Los Ninos Del Parque” (and that’s just fine), will have you bopping around at the impeccable No Way Back party.
Fri/3, 10pm-4am, $15. Monarch, 101 Sixth St., SF. www.monarchsf.com
The master — as in one half of the actually legendary Masters at Work — bangs out the heavy rhythm house and hip-hoppy jams with equally adept and beloved DJ Spinna.
Sat/4, 10pm-late, $20. Mighty, 119 Utah, SF. www.mighty119.com
He’s an electro-pop smoothie! Love the Aussie-via-LA producer’s irresistible takes on songs, givng them a moody bounce.
Sat/4, 9:30pm, $15. Monarch, 101 Sixth St., SF. www.monarchsf.com
Supercute, super-diverse monthly queer hip-hop party — where, incidentally, you’ll hear some of the most cutting-edge music going on in the dance world right now. With special guest DJ Rapidfire!
Sun/3, 3-pm, $5-$8. El Rio, 3158 Mission, SF.
The first mistress of NYC house has come along way since we all used to cheer at the EndUp back in the day when she’d accidentally play the same record three times. (And yet she ALWAYS turned it out for the children.) Miss Honey will sinko your de mayo.
>Sun/5, 10pm, $10. Holy Cow, 1535 Folsom, SF.