The zombies are coming!!!

Pub date March 25, 2009
SectionPixel Vision

Warning, San Franciscans, we’ve just received word of an imminent zombie attack! This is not a drill, I repeat, THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Guardian intelligence operatives tell us the attack should begin around 4 p.m. in the vicinity of Market and 5th streets. Humans, hide your children or show up with your cameras. Zombies, prepare to eat some brains!