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Standin’ pretty

› le_chicken_farmer@yahoo.com CHEAP EATS Another weekend away, playing unlikely gigs in unheard of places, like Oregon and Idaho. This time: a punch-and-cookie country dance party...

Body talks

› le_chicken_farmer@yahoo.com CHEAP EATS The chicken farmer has a high tolerance for surreality ... Woke up on a strange couch with a strange cat on my...

She doth protest

› le_chicken_farmer@yahoo.com CHEAP EATS It was Pride month so I was proud. In my own small chicken farmerly way, I celebrated the T and the...

Lick your pronouns

> le_chicken_farmer@yahoo.com CHEAP EATS Years ago when I haunted the other edge of this continent I lived in a chickenless shack under the bridge between...

Twain shall meatless

› le_chicken_farmer@yahoo.com CHEAP EATS You're probably tired of hearing about my dehumidifier. What? No? You can't get enough of it? Well that's great...

Cloud 8

› le_chicken_farmer@yahoo.com CHEAP EATS I had pretty much settled on spending a quiet night at home with a big bowl of...

Play it again

› le_chicken_farmer@yahoo.com CHEAP EATS I was sitting outside in the bathtub with a barbecued pork rib in one hand and a jar of...

No way of knowing

› le_chicken_farmer@yahoo.com CHEAP EATS I was sick. I couldn't get out of bed, and I couldn't sleep either. If I tried to talk...

Into the ether

› le_chicken_farmer@yahoo.com CHEAP EATS My first two girlfriends were boys. My next three were girls. My wife was a crustacean, and it's hard...

Dumpling drifter

› le_chicken_farmer@yahoo.com CHEAP EATS Me and Wayway went to the store and bought 67 chicken wings, a carton of buttermilk, and a big...

Virtual sausage

› le_chicken_farmer@yahoo.comCHEAP EATS Sometimes it's almost too much. You're driving home in the middle of the night, country roads, nothing but static on the...

Tossing the bone

› le_chicken_farmer@yahoo.com CHEAP EATS Crawdad de la Cooter has a new squeeze. I called him up and said, "Hey, man, let's go eat,...

Intelligence

CHEAP EATS "Did you hear about the barn swallows in Minnesota?" Earl Butter said, while we were waiting for our waffles. "This reminds me,"...

Regis lives

CHEAP EATS "Show me a sane man," Jung said, "and I will cure him for you." I saw this on a...

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Ah, Sprrr-ing!

Paige two

I WAS TURNED  on to my new favorite restaurant, Jodie's, by Satchel Paige the Pitcher's dad, Mr. Paige the Pitcher. Indirectly. Mr. Paige the...