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I’ve got a secret

› andrea@altsexcolumn.com Dear Andrea: My newish husband and I are madly in love. We're extremely experimental and both love porn. We share a healthy sex life...

Small Favors

› andrea@altsexcolumn.com Dear Andrea: I have a small penis, and I want my wife to have sex with a man more endowed than me, but I...

Newer skin

› andrea@altsexcolumn.com Dear Readers: Who would have thought that the column with the letter from the guy who was contemputf8g gluing his dick shut to spare...

Up the butt, Bob

› andrea@altsexcolumn.com Dear Andrea: My girlfriend and I came home from the club blind drunk and started getting a little crazy. I was in her vagina...

Skin Flick

› andrea@altsexcolumn.com Dear Andrea: Your question form says to "try to be interesting." Hmm, performance anxiety ... and I'm only talking about sex! My wife is very...

Emily Postfeminist

› andrea@altsexcolumn.com Dear Andrea: Recently, my boyfriend and I were at a strip club and bought a lap dance. My experience has been that, as a...

Don’t mess with it

› andrea@altsexcolumn.com Dear Andrea: In last week's response to "Pill or No Pill," I'm glad that you mentioned that playing around with endocrine systems can be...

Pee on a stick

› andrea@altsexcolumn.com Dear Andrea: We use a fertility monitor for birth control — my partner pees on a stick and inserts the stick in the monitor,...

Santa’s secret

› andrea@altsexcolumn.com Dear Andrea: I'm a guy with a single, straight, platonic female friend in her mid-20s who could really use a first sex toy, but...

Mit-what-a?

Got a question for Andrea? Click here to ask! Dear Andrea: I've heard two men recently refer to "Mitusa" as a fabulous oral technique to use...

Try, try again

› andrea@altsexcolumn.com Dear Andrea: I can't have sex. I tried about four years ago — it wouldn't fit and it was not that big. I've been...

Bumpy ride

› andrea@altsexcolumn.com Dear Andrea: I'm a 50-year-old male. I've been married for 23 years and have two grown kids. The problem is my wife. She has...

Ooga-booga

› andrea@altsexcolumn.com Dear Andrea: I wish I hadn't read your column about cervical penetration. I am thoroughly disgusted, disturbed, even angry. It's been my understanding that...

You may find yourself …

› andrea@altsexcolumn.com Dear Andrea: My boyfriend and I have a great sex life. There's only one problem: he's working a temporary job across the country. While...

At your cervix

› andrea@altsexcolumn.com Dear Andrea: As long as I can remember, I've had a fascination with gyno play and playing doctor. I had never acted upon it...

Still dizzy

› andrea@altsexcolumn.com Dear Andrea: About what you said about infatuation — isn't it possible to be head over heels in love with someone and also have...

Dizzy spell

Is infatuation really such a bad thing?

Opposites attract, kinda

› andrea@altsexcolumn.com Dear Andrea: I have a very close gay male friend who often behaves like he's interested in me romantically. He has even told me...

My sister! My mother!

› andrea@altsexcolumn.com Dear Andrea: I have these dreams that my mother is trying to have sex with me. I want to leave, but I freeze in...

If once, then always

› andrea@altsexcolumn.com Dear Andrea: I started dating this guy (I am a girl) about six months ago. I knew he had a girlfriend in another country....

Ghost story

› andrea@altsexcolumn.com Dear Andrea: I was on antidepressants for a year and just came off them recently. It was situational; I have no other psych history....

Too bad, Dad

› andrea@altsexcolumn.com Dear Andrea: I've prided myself on having a good relationship with my daughter, and we have always been able to talk about anything, but...