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Sexual evolution

alt.sex.column says so long -- and thanks for all the fish

Obstructions abound

Dear Andrea:My wife and I are both about 41 and have been married 10 years. Our marriage has been satisfying except in one big...

alt.sex.column: Not the gerbil!

Dear Andrea:I was wondering, is gerbil-stuffing for real, or just made up?Love,Hadda AskDear Hadda:I've been expecting this question and am willing to accept it...

alt.sex.column: Positive too negative?

Dear Andrea:I'm having a problem with my girlfriend. "Grace" is the hottest girl I've ever dated, but things aren't going so well. She is...

alt.sex.column: Positive too negative?

Dear Andrea:I'm a 40-something M2F transsexual woman (though my gender status isn't that important). I recently met a great guy I'll call John and...

Need a shrink?

Dear Andrea:Due to a prostate operation, my penis is quite small and I cannot get a proper erection. Will the Fleshlight work for me?Love,Shrinky...

Anticlimax

Dear Andrea:I'm living with my first "serious" girlfriend and everything is great except the sex. As far as I can tell, she is having...

alt.sex.column: Fine bi me

"Is it OK to tell people, or should I just shut up?"

Flipping out

Dear Readers:I get a lot of press releases and ignore them unless they're for books, kid stuff, or sex toys. But I have been...

alt.sex.column: Flash dance

Dear Readers:In the high and far off times, there were these smeary newsprint tabloid "lifestyle" papers that had a few columns in the front...

alt.sex.column: Get fit

Dear Readers:The subject of size-discordant couples is a perennial favorite and will only get more so until such time as we Americans fulfill our...

alt.sex.column: Resolved

Dear Readers:I'm pretty sure last year's New Year's resolution was to get a New Year's resolution column in on time. So that one's out,...

alt.sex.column: N-O

Dear Readers:For weeks I've been trying to say something about Julian Assange and certain people's eagerness to believe him yet somehow even eagerer eagerness...

alt.sex.column: V-ball

Dear Andrea:I've always fantasized about girls kicking me in the balls. I have always secretly desired it, especially women or girls wearing sexy boots....

alt.sex.column: Chimps R Us

Dear Readers:When our kids were first identified, at four months or so, as a girl and a boy, we were thrilled. We also immediately...

alt.sex.column: Mismatch

Dear Andrea:My boyfriend has a fetish which, initially, is pretty off-putting. All the advice says to just go with it and make it part...

alt.sex.column: Squirmy

Dear Andrea:I have a weird question. I have been with my boyfriend for two years and our sex life was great until recently. But...

alt.sex.column: Bay watch

Dear Andrea:Our children are grown and it's just us now, so my wife and I started to indulge in a nude lifestyle here in...

alt.sex.column: The fandango

Dear Andrea:I am a 38-year-old man who doesn't have regular sexual partners (basically my whole life) and as a result am a chronic masturbator....

alt.sex.column: Wham bam

Dear Andrea,I'm almost 40 and a newlywed. I was a virgin! Unfortunately, sex has not been good for me. His heart races, he sweats....

alt.sex.column: Love stinks

andrea@altsexcolumn.comDear Andrea:I am newly pregnant and confused. I'm wondering about "pregnancy nose" and why all of a sudden my husband smells so bad to...

alt.sex.column: Straitlaced

Dear Readers: We were lately discussing objects and outfits that make you feel sexier and more attractive, as opposed to fetish items, inanimate stuff...

Understory

Dear Andrea:We've been trying to sex up our sex life (we have been married 10 years and yes, things can get a little boring)...